Friday, November 30, 2007

BILL WALKER VIDEO



LOOK IN THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER. ONLY AT KANSAS STATE COULD THIS HAPPEN!

WHO HAS A BETTER CHRISTMAS TREE THAN KC?


THIS GUY
Today I drove through Crown Center because I had not seen the Mayors Christmas Tree yet and when I got there I couldn't believe my eyes, THE TREE SUCKS! I was afraid to take a picture of it because I thought the flash might catch the thing on fire. What a freaking embarrassment.

WAS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO THIS STORY


That this could possibly be staged? Would you put it past the Clinton's to stage an event like this? I mean lets look at the past 3 weeks for her. She has lost her lead and is now trailing, polls say that she has no chance of beating ANY of the Republicans in the field, the book out about her husband killing Wiley's husband, Bill's lies etc..
AND NOW THIS??????????? Hmmmmmmmmmm.

I am not buying it. I think that the Clinton's have staged this hostage event in an effort to turn the tide.

THE ISSUE THAT LIBERALS WERE COUNTING ON


Is now backfiring in their faces. Today John Murtha said that the surge in Iraq was working and is changing his stance. Murtha if you remember was walking the line of treason with the statements he has said over the past 3 years against the war saying that the United States would never win, we were caught in a cival war, there was no al queda in Iraq etc...

This once again points to the lack of leadership and their inability to lead our country. Could you imagine if we listened to them?

Bill Walker of Kansas State


It appears that Bill Walker is not having any problems adjusting to life in Manhattan, Ks. He knows where the grocery stores are, the mall and has even decided to pick up on another Manhattan norm. Last night Bill Walker decided that he would take a piss on the basketball court. It appears that Bill has gotten use to life without working plumbing in Manhattan just as the rest of the population.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

RIOT ALERT, RIOT ALERT!


Rodney King was shot today. After he was shot he rode his bike home and called the police and when the police got there he was drunk.

Question: What do you take away from that info?

Answer: That the LAPD did teach him a lesson and he is now riding a bike drunk instead of driving a car.

Now is it simply by chance that the man that created the greatest shopping day in LA History gets shot this close to Christmas? If the shooter is white then you can bet that there will be new plasma screen tv's for everyone in the hood.

MISSING EL DORADO GIRL FOUND, DEAD.

The Kansas City stars report couldn't avoid the trap of smearing the poor girls name in the article reporting her death. They even reused the quote that I mentioned below.

It seems like there are more violent crimes around the holidays than any other time of the year.

THEY LIED, ITS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That's right the MCRIB is back! 06 was suppose to be the end of this tasty bit of heaven but they couldn't keep a good sandwich down. The Mcrib is the only thing (besides drinks) that is worth a damn at McDonalds.

MYA HOT ?


Quick Hits


1. El Dorado, Ks girl that went missing was a porn actress. That is the headline that is now appearing rather than simply an 18 year college student is missing. Throw a little sex into a story and suddenly everyone wants a piece of the action. Here is the most disturbing quote in regards to this story "She enjoyed it. She is a young teenage girl and she wanted to be in the movies and enjoyed movies. She needed the extra money," Nikki Watson, a close friend of Sander's at Butler Community College, told The Associated Press on Wednesday. "Nobody in El Dorado knew besides her close friends."
2. Democrats fail at another attempt to misguide the American people. Ever since the surge in Iraq began to show results the democrats began the recession talk. Well today while America was getting good news on the economy the party of fear and hate started searching for another topic to try and exploit. I am going to put my money on poverty. Why is it that the democrats always hope for doom & gloom?
3. More disturbing details about "Baby Grace" were released today. The parents of this kid need to die a slow painful death.
4. How well do you know your babysitter? This story should make everyone take another look at who is watching their kids. Thank god I don't have to leave my kids with someone.
5. The Clinton News Network once again shows its liberal bias. It is no wonder why FOX News is destroying these guys in the ratings.



Wednesday, November 28, 2007

brandy norwood HOT ?




QUICK HITS!


1. Pat Sajak comes out against idiots like Striesand, Baldwin and Glover. Anyone that listens to a celeb on how to vote or any issue facing our country is out of their mind. These people do not live the lives that we do and would rather help the people of Africa than the United States. They are like illegal aliens that come here to make their money yet send it to another country.
2. Bill Clinton lies again. I know that is hard to believe to some of you living in denial but he did. This time it was about his position on the war. The arrogance of the Clinton family never ceases to amaze me. Anytime a former president speaks out on an issue it is recorded some how right? Yet this guy thinks that you are all morons and wont connect the dots.
3. Madonna dies sheep pink. God Bless her for pissing off animal rights activist. What difference does it make if it is dyed now or later?
4 A law banning sex on public sidewalks is controversial in California? How is this a controversy?
5. We are all going to die on 2036. Have a nice day.
6. Spanking your child is going to be illegal. Once again liberal democrats telling everyone how to live their life and how to raise their children.
7. The city of Denver hates white people. They have even made a training video on how bad white people are.

1 little, 2 little, 3 little liberals

Liberals have struck again!

It is now RACIST to sing the "10little indian boy" song.

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

RECENT OBSERVATIONS


1. Booze seems to be the only way to get through holidays for some people. While picking up A SINGLE bottle of wine this weekend I couldn't help notice the amount of beer and booze being picked up by men 35-65. I asked the guy in front of me in line what all the beer was for and he said that half of it was for his family and the other half was for him to deal with his family.

2. There should be a rule against canned or jarred food being used at Thanksgiving. My Sister in law asked for canned cranberries instead of the homemade ones that my Brother in law made last Thursday. I had never heard of anyone wanting something canned over fresh until that moment.

3. Johnson County will never have severe weather again. Since moving back into town 5 years ago I have watched every T-Storm and Snow Storm go North/South of our county. Do we have some sorta bubble over us? Nothing ruins living in the midwest more than lack of storms. Then again we do have Katie Horner around to make a sprinkle or snow flake into the storm of the century.

4. The only thing clients hate losing at more than golf is Halo. Today one of my clients decided that we would swing by his house after lunch to drop off some leftovers for his wife. When we walked in he threw the food to his wife and an xbox controller at me and said 1 game. Well 1 game turned into 3 and 3 to 5 and he still hadn't beaten me. I told him that we should prob get him back to his office and he said "not until I beat you". If he didn't get an email about a meeting I am sure that we would still be there with him winless.

5. Some people should not be allowed to hang Christmas lights. While the city is full of homes with great displays there are others that are absolutely terrible. The absolute worst are the lights that look like icicles hanging from the gutter(with nothing else).

6. Wanna be fans: This past Saturdays game brought out a hoard of wanna be fans that suddenly cared about college football. These people were the main smack talkers last week yet their knowledge for the team, players, history etc... was nil. I had an MU "fan" tell me that there was no way that Jayhawks would win, so I asked him which match ups favored MU and there was no response. I am sure that there were plenty of KU "fans" out there as well that had no clue about the game but since it was the big thing last week they didn't want to feel left out.

7. If I am going to live in this crime, why here and not a Big City? The reason people live here and think it is a great place to raise kids is because of the low crime and low cost of living. Well with the crime wave that seems to be spreading in the Metro why stay? If it was my decision alone I would not be in this city and would live either in the country or a Major city. This area has no culture, history, winning sports teams etc... it feels like we are all just going through the motions here.

8. Why are people so interested in the lives of celebrities? Celeb blogs, "news programs", magazines etc... all talking about how these people have ran a stop sign, got drunk, had marriage problems etc... I am pretty sure that the same stuff is happening either in your house or your neighborhood, yet if a WT singer like Britney Spears does it people think it is news worthy. Generally the people that pay the most attention to crap like this have even more problems than the celebs but will be ultra critical of them. I am not talking about the casual observer here. I am talking about the person that this stuff is more important than actual news.

9. The War on Christmas is a joke. If you are a Democrat/Liberal you should be ashamed of what your party has done to the Christmas season. It is a sad day when you can't have Christmas trees, lights, wreaths, carolers etc... because it might hurt ONE PERSONS FEELINGS or ONE GROUPS. The blame all goes to the liberals in America, nobody else, just them. Your liberal school districts, your special interest groups, your ACLU are all trying to make this country into some blank slate where nobody can say or do anything. Next time you decide to cry about what Christmas has become look at your voter registration card and see which party you belong to before you bring it up.