QUICK HITS

1. It is good to see the Saudis finally start to embrace western culture after protecting their ass's for the past 20 years. That is the headline that should be in place, instead we get this crap.

2. Fund Raising is a sign of how well that you are liked in the general public. Well Hillary is having to cough up 5 million of her own money, the chick is toast.

3. Gas prices set to drop 50 cents a gallon by spring. Funny how congress is going to push for a 40 cent tax increase on gas at that same time. Conspiracy theory?????????????????????????

4. A Liberal blames NATURE for GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Anyone that follows the news closely knows that this will be a loss. RIP John McWethy.

6. Therapist should never make house calls.

7. This episode right here is what is causing GLOBAL WARMING NOT YOU!

8. Silly muslims are never happy.

ABOVE THE LAW

QUICK HITS

1. Buffalo head and Friday two great last names to add to this years Murderer Roster. Let's see those bastards in STL top those.

2. Barney & Andy must of received a hot lead from Goober.

3. Florida provides kitchen, gym & living rooms for under the bridge dwelling sex offenders. Those digs sound better than most houses in the North East part of our city.

4. Al Qaeda to offers elementary school students a chance to learn a trade. Finally a school district doing a worst job than KCMO.

5. Chelsea Clinton breaking campaign laws. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

6. "Good fences make good neighbors". If only we could get ours done.

7. When keeping it real goes wrong, 4th grade edition.

8. I wonder if these guys know Buffalo Head? Nothing beats assault with a chainsaw.

TOP TWENTY MOVIE COMEDIES OF ALL TIME (WELL MY TIME)

Once again in no order and any differing opinions are wrong.

QUICK HITS

1. THERE IS NO CRYING IN POLITICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unlike her husband she can't move past one trick.

2. Murder in Gardner? I am sure that Barney & Andy will have this case cracked in no time.

3. Bush gives Michael Vick a new home.

4. Video Games are now being blamed for Global Warming. NOW YOU ARE TAKING IT TO FAR!

5. The end of Sprint has been predicted for 2008. Nobody saw this coming.

6. DO NOT LET THIS GUY DIE ON HIS TERMS. A slow painful death would be more fitting.

7. Work wife?????? Holy crap isn't one enough? If you quit your job does she get half the crap in your office?

8. Bhutto Carnahan? Isn't this the same crap the former 1st family of MO try to pull off every 4 years?

KATIE HORNER IS PREDICTING 6 INCHES

Is her husband out of town?

GRAND THEFT AUTO

If the KCMO school district isn't going to educate the kids, at least these middle school kids can get votech classes from their Playstation. I hope that GTA makes its KC version available to the public.

BOBBY KNIGHT - DONE

I had just finished watching the wire and switched on the KU game and saw this run across the bottom of the screen. I figured this was his last year but I never thought that he would just give up on his team in the middle of the season. I wonder how many kids he has called quitters in his 150 years of coaching?

HOLY CRAP, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

If you are sniffing pig brains you are now being urged to quit. It appears that the pig is indeed a filthy animal and that pig brains are now being investigated by the CDC.

I am sure that I will be receiving hate mail from pig lovers by the morning.

BOB DOLE ATTACKS LIMBAUGH

Just what we need, the guy that lost to Bill is coming out attacking a conservative in the defense of McCain't. Bob your time has passed. Your time spent defending our country and serving in office has been an asset to our country. You must however realize that your time has passed. The minute you started doing commercials and having Bill speak at your building at KU you became a liability to the party and the conservative movement.

Remember when super bowl commercials were funny?

How is this thing the top rated commercial this year?

There should be no trial for this guy

Now that the kid is safe it would be nice if they allowed the family members of the woman and kid killed yesterday 2 hours alone with him.

What are the odds that he is getting his ass kicked right now?

QUICK HITS

1. It appears that flipping the script on Tony ruffled some feathers. The irony. Most of the emails I got regarding the post "Bastard" were in support but some of you decided to take it a little bit to far (those will be dealt with by a higher authority, thank you site meter). I didn't realize that it was racist to question La Raza, Hispanic people running to Mexico when the commit crimes etc... Rather than address the acts of the sick "bastard" that committed this crime they actually came to his defense. The fact remains that Hispanics kill more Hispanics than the minutemen (zero) yet La Raza would rather commit the bulk of its resources to battle immigration rather than addressing the purple elephant in their own living room.

2. Bush might as well change his voter registration card after this. The sooner the Bush family leaves the Republican Party the better.

3. Do you think her family is saying "they are going to grow up to be soccer players"? This by the way has to be the most annoying thing people say when kids do simple tasks well.

4. Do you think the Muslims will blame Christians for this too?

5. Could this finally be the end to the longest cute missing white girl story? Why does this chick get so much attention? Next up JonBenét Patricia Ramsey?

6. Good god, which issue is it? Every 4 years we get to hear what a crappy place America is and how we are all doomed. There isn't anything RIGHT with America during an election year. Also can we stop with the CHANGE crap? This never happens.

7. For some reason I don't think that Microsoft, Garmin or Boeing will be attending this career fair.

QUICK HITS

1. The death count in KCMO would be big news to liberals if it were in Iraq. Instead they are busy protesting the minutemen. The idiots don't even realize that their base is killing itself. 16th and Topping gets a thumbtack tonight.

2. Sawed off shotgun to rob a Taco Bell? Way to go KCK!!

3. Garden City prepares for Mexican invasion. Beware of the Trojan Pinata!

4. This guy must of run into a 13 year old. The aim in the East Side doesn't improve until 16.

5. Dollar General joins the strain of low reward robberies.

6. The dumbing down of America continued this weekend when a small insignificant group of White people protested the arrest of people that break the law. Race Baiting at its finest.

7. One of my fears after September 11th was that we would see these types of scenes across America. I never imagined it would be by our own citizens but it seems we average one of this a month now.

8. Fat people in Miss. are going on forced diets by the government. Is this 1950's Russia?

9. I hope my kids get this homework assignment.

10. NOW THIS IS THE INDEPENDENCE I KNOW!!! I would like to say welcome back. The last few days have put you back on the map.

BAD DAY IN THE METRO FOR KIDS

1. Cradle robbing in Ray Pec. Yet another female sex predator in our school systems. When is Dateline going to have a show called "To catch a teacher"?

2. Pit bull nearly kills 8 year old in Lenexa. I hope the owners are deported out of the dome and back to the county in which they came.

3. KCK high school vs. KCMO high schools in a street fight in Independence. When you put together a perfect storm like that YOU KNOW someone is going to get shot.

4. Platte County child molester found guilty. Wouldn't it be nice if they would tie these bastards up and let the parents torture these criminals for 2 hours. The liberals would never go for that.

5. "Learning" was disrupted today in KCK as gun shots flew through the streets. Some schools have Tornado & Fire Drills but KCK still does the duck and cover for bullets.

6. Missing kids all over KCK.

7. Hit and Run on Clever Blvd. The street lives up to the name.

8. 2 year old falls out of 2nd story window in Merriam (KCK SOUTH). HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN??????????????????????