WELCOME BACK

My theory of cold weather preventing crimes in the hood held up once again. Today was a balmy 48 degrees and guess who made it back into the headlines?
KCK
1. Man shot in his car while cruising scenic Parallel Parkway.

2. Death of infant under investigation off of N. 33rd street.

3. Remember the days when murderers had some work ethic? If you killed someone you took the corpse into the woods or dumped them into the river. Now they are just dropping bodies in manhole covers in KCK.
UPDATE: It turns out they were animal bones. Still pretty damn lazy.

I for one would like to welcome you back to the headlines. This place just isn't the same without you.

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TOP 15 GANGSTER MOVIES

These movies represent some of my absolute favorite movies. These are in absolutely no order.
1. Menace 2 Society
2. Paid N Full
3. Belly
4. Boyz N da Hood
5. American Me
6. Colors
7. Goodfellas
8. The Godfather
9. The Departed
10. Casino
11. Scarface
12. Donnie Brasco
13. Carlitos way
14. Reservoir Dogs
15. Pulp Fiction

SCORES IN THE NEWS - QUICK HITS

Here are some quick scores in todays news.

Team Score
John Deere..................1
Monk...........................0 FINAL

Flight attendant.........1
Passenger....................o FINAL

Circus Lion.................1
9 year old....................0 FINAL

ICE AGE.......................1
Global Warming .........0 FINAL

GYNO.......................... 300
PATIENTS.................... 0 FINAL

A SIGN THAT SPRING IS ON ITS WAY

There are two things that signal the end of Winter.

1. Spring training for baseball
2. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

This year the people at SI have offered everyone a video sneak peak. There are over 50 videos available to view for those of you looking to buy some new swim wear for your wife or girlfriend?

WHERE IS THE KY102 GUY?

If the fat dancing hippo dude is still alive I might of found him a new gig. It is in MLB & in Florida. There is no pay BUT he gets free tickets to games.

THANK GOD!

Being that it is almost the end of Black History month I was starting to feel guilty for not participating in any celebrations. I watched a little BET, caught the NBA all star game, ate at Gates and watched a rerun of Flava of love but I still didn't feel like I had done enough. That is all about to change.

The same people that brought you the MLK day celebration in JOCO are also going to rid you of your joco "white guilt" for black history month. Where would the rest of JOCO be in regards to multicultural events if it weren't for these good people?
Items on the agenda.
1. Food Tasting
2. Teen Summit
3. Historical displays & Books
4. AND A DANCE!

Doesn't that sound like a good time? I will see you all there and remember when you think diversity, think BLUE VALLEY.

FAIRYS CAN KILL YOU!

I don't really have a whole lot to add to this story. In short a man dies eating cake....... Yes you read that correct. We are a society full of highly intelligent people. No need for an autopsy, stupidity is the cause of death.

Thinning of the herd continues.

KU BASKETBALL

I have bit my tongue much of this basketball season but that is about to stop. I can no longer sit back and hope that Bill Self can turn this team of around. If it was going to happen, it would of already.

Never before have I seen a KU team show no heart, no effort and most importantly no freaking CLUE.

Darrell Arthur, Brandon Rush & Mario Chalmers are nowhere near ready for the NBA

The only players that play with any emotion are Jackson & Robinson. The two players that were suppose to be after thoughts when compared to the spoiled brats mentioned above.

If they come out ranked in the top 10 this week it will be a joke. This team should be ranked 15th in the country.

QUICK HITS

1. KCMO cops suck at car chases. This is nothing new but it is good to see that they ran into each other rather than hitting an innocent passer by.

2. KCMO woman gets death penalty for traffic warrants. If only they were this tough on violent criminals.

3. Bill & Hillary continue to crack me up this election. The one time fierce and deadly duo that form Clinton Inc are starting to resemble Fredo more than Sonny. Their latest attempt on Osama Obama are hilarious.

4. I wonder if Hillary shed a tear after she did this to a 12 year old rape victim. She has such a warm heart.

5. Jason Whitlock is more dangerous that Bin Laden? Maybe if you are standing between him and a buffet.

6. Why can't my cat follow the lead of these animals?

7. KINK HAS HIT A WHOLE NEW LEVEL

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THE STAR COVERS UNDERWOOD

HERE IS THE LINK TO THE STORY.

THINGS OF NOTE

1. If I haven't said it before I will say it now. Home Buying Sucks. People that find this stuff exciting and fun are complete loons. The paperwork, hidden additional cost and slowness of the process can only be compared to hearing Hillary Clinton read me the Koran while naked as I sit in a tub of battery acid getting my fingernails pulled. It takes all of the fun out of the deal.

2. Winter sucks. I actually looked forward to winter this year because it had been so hot all summer. This crap that we are going through now is unbearable.

3. Along the lines of "Winter Sucks" is you bastards can't drive a lick in this town. I have said it before but this weather has just reminded me of how terrible the drivers in this city are. If you feel the need to go 5mph THEN WALK!

4. If anyone has any neon bar signs they are looking to dump EMAIL ME.

5. If it is a crappy neon bar sign don't email me.

6. For those of you that are concerned Skeletor (our cat) is still alive. I think she was one of the original 2 cats that got on the arc with Noah's posse.

7. I type everything in lists. I do this because many of you are like me you want it quick and to the point with a link to the main topic for further reading if you choose.

8. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but stop copying my crap!

9. I am going to be one broke ass Uncle. There are kids falling out of the sky all around me. The month of May is going to be more expensive than freaking Christmas due to all of the new arrivals.

10. My dog has terrible gas. The past few weeks have been brutal inside the house. Our little wiener dog has been dropping more bombs than a terrorist with CP.

11. Note to self: When your daughter invites you to a tea party you better freaking go. Last Sunday I got caught up watching the race and completely forgot about the Tea Party that my oldest was putting together. Well last night she used that fact to guilt me.

A HERO IN THE HOOD

I take shots at the east side on a daily basis there is no getting around that. That area makes Afghanistan looks like JOCO in comparison.

Saying that I was delighted to read this story this morning. This man is a true hero.

SUV's DO BETTER IN THE SNOW THAN AN 82 CUTLASS

Common sense right? Then why is it that all I have heard today is that the kids in JOCO are in school today but the kids in Missouri aren't.