Thursday, April 10, 2008

BILL SELF PRESSER

4:30 PM TODAY.

DO I NEED ONE OF THESE?


I am thinking of trading in the Harley for a vehicle that I might actually get to use. I just don't if I should buy new or used.

QUICK HITS


1. Due to the lack of visitors & animals, the Kansas City Zoo should be the safest zoo on the planet. The only interesting creatures at the zoo are the wanna be zoologist that roam the paths in their safari gear. If you have seen these people you understand why the animals are afraid to get close to the fences.

2. Have you seen this dudes truck? I have seen it several times this past week and nearly puked. Who the hell wants to see a picture of an aborted baby while driving their car? Apparently the Olathe police department didn't.

3. Let me help out the Mayor of KCMO on this one. He is forced to lay people off due to the irresponsible spending habits of Cleaver & Barnes, the payoffs to religious leaders/special interest groups and the fact that other than downtown wannabes that live in lofts NOBODY WANTS TO MOVE THERE. Your schools suck, your crime is high, your politics are a joke, the infrastructure is ancient and the majority of your women are ugly. (North Kansas City is of course exempt from all of the above statements. The people that live up in North Kansas City are like Israel. They are good people in a good community but under constant attack by its neighbors). YOU DO NOT HAVE A TAX BASE WORTH A DAMN.
Who the hell guaranteed these people jobs for life anyways? Why do we cry over city employees but don't care if Block lays off twice that number? Simple.... It is "government". The dependent class that makes up the majority of KCMO is frightened that some of the free crap that "daddy" has been providing is going bye bye. Good, cut them off.

4. KCK is now attempting to go smoke free.....These cities must think that smoke is more dangerous than bullets. They keep pushing laws limiting the freedoms of citizens that obey the laws and little time trying to solve their crime problems.

5. If they really wanted to improve the bridge they would make it so you couldn't see the blight that is Paseo(what was once the most scenic road in the city).

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

THE SHOT - FROM ALLEN FIELD HOUSE

THINGS OF NOTE


1. People are terrible with gossip. How many times have you heard, "I am not suppose to tell you this but......"? or the "You can't say that you mentioned my name"? I love these statements. It usually means that you can never trust that person with what you have or will tell them and eliminates them from your "circle of trust". Most of the time people do this to further their own cause but it typically backfires in the end. The best are those that are sent in to "gather information". They are the easiest to spot and the least trustworthy.

2. Kevin Kietzman is a jack ass - This is not new but needs to be mentioned again today.

3. In a Tub made its way back into the lunch rotation again today. My stomach can only handle that place once every 3 months but it is always worth the wait. Needless to say I am paying the price now for what I ate 3 hours ago.

4. The courtesy flush. This pact amongst guys seems to be a thing of the past.

5. MU & Kansas State fans are the biggest crybabies in the world. Most of your teams suck, deal with it. Nobody wants to hear you complain that KU fan wont stop talking about winning the title. Especially since you are the same idiots that bought Bucknell shirts and wouldn't stop talking about another team (not yours, let me repeat, not yours) beating us in the first round. You should be pissed at your AD for running such a crappy athletic department.

6. I was invited to play in a weekly golf league today. Weekly golf league guy is the same as softball guy and there is no way I am going down that path.

7. My Hate for Roy Williams is over. If anything I feel sorry for him now. Carolina fans have been attacking this guy all week.

8. My hate for T Bone Pickens has just started as for my hate for the wannabe program in the armpit of Oklahoma.

9. 610 sports is absolutely terrible. Their coverage of the Royals & Jayhawks is a joke. How does a station that called itself "The football Channel" for so many years suddenly become the baseball channel?

10. 45 degrees on Saturday & Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy crap this sucks.

QUICK HITS


1. Socialism in Kansas City moves forward. Basically what the government is saying is that you are too stupid to avoid places that allow smoking. You are morons that need to be protected.

2. Miami County is officially on the board. What are the odds that this murder was the result of an incestuous love triangle?

3. KCK's recent streak of murders is more impressive than the Royals start to the season. Look for the thugs on 8th to seek revenge and add another murder today.

4. Why would your rob a gas station for what is in the store when the stuff in the pumps is worth more? At least this guy actually went to Overland Park instead of robbing some broke ass East side station.

5. 36 year old Springfield man rapes a 7 year old. Kill this ****** now!

6. Have you ever seen someone Jimmy Carter's age drive, count change, look for something or attempt to cook? Sad isn't it? Do we really want him talking to Hamas?

7. Florida woman raped while her 1 year old watched in Wal Mart parking lot.