SICK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last year I had some serious health issues that kept me sidelined for nearly 5 months. I had been doing better for almost a year, until Thursday night. My life has returned to pain & more pain. I am not sure that I can go through this crap again!

LONG JOHN SILVER MAKES HIS RETURN?

This linked story is about how a group of PIRATES hijacked 2 boats.... WHEN THE HELL DID PIRATES MAKE A RETURN AND WHY WASN'T I NOTIFIED? Did these guys wear patches over their eyes? Was there a parrot involved in the hijacking? Did they bring back the puffy shirt? Were the phrases "avast ye maties" and "shiver me timbers" used? Where they in search of doubloons? Holy crap the possibilities!

The world is a better place with Pirates.

GOT GAS?

It is no secret that the biggest threat to this country is the Global Warming Nazis. For now on I will be separating the news stories regarding these thugs from the rest of the group in order to bring more attention to them.

1. Sun Publications continues to play the doom and gloom card. Everyone is now using high gas prices as an easy out to their personal or business problems. I fully expect Sprint to blame their crappy customer service on the price of gas in an upcoming press release.

2. Scientist have come up with a Polar Bear replacement.

3. Gas Prices not having the drastic effect on the economy that special interest groups and liberal media sources have been reporting. ECONOMY GROWS!

4. Oil companies fight back!

5. European governments are going to cut the tax on oil! "Should we really apply the same tax rate when the price of a barrel of oil has doubled in one year and tripled in three years? I don't think this is a crazy question to be asking,"

COULD SOMETHING GOOD COME OUTTA BLIGHT RAIL?

This picture may change my position on light rail. Which is worst Funkhousers Blight Rail plan or cyclist? I am now torn.

OFFICIAL BLIGHT RAIL POLL

Well maybe it isn't official or scientific or credible but go to Tony's place and vote anyways damn it.

QUICK HITS

1. Murder suicide in Independence? I find it hard to believe that domestic abuse would take place in the meth capitol of the midwest.

2. 4 Arrests/4 hours in OP DUI "Crack Down". Seriously, thats it? How is this news worthy? How many drunks do they catch on a night that they don't "crack down"? If they want to crack down on drunks all that they need to do is set up a block away from Tanners on 143rd street. This isn't rocket science.

3. Republican purchases gun for 13 year old son in PR stunt. Will the Democrat running for office purchase his kid a Prius? I have no problem with the gun purchase, I do have a problem with the exploitation of the purchase and the kid.

4. They don't know if the body is from upstream.... That's funny.

5. They are setting you up for higher taxes on gas.

6. First it is Coyotes in Leawood, now it is Gators in Leavenworth.

7. Anytime a Lion attacks someone it makes the blog. Anytime that 6 lions attack someone and only leave the fingers behind.......

8. HOLY CRAP! Screw the lions...ELEPHANT kills 7 in India...

9. There is noway that this birth will take place naturally. The nose that this kid will have could jeopardize the life of the mother.

10. KCMO CAN'T GET CRAP RIGHT!

NOTE TO PEOPLE LEAVING COMMENTS

Putting "I dare you to post this on the internet" doesn't help your cause, especially when your comments make absolutely zero sense. Of course I am not going to post your comment when you say crap like that. What is the follow up? A double dog dare? Get real. The comment wasn't even controversial. .....

BLIGHT RAIL

The Mayors new light rail plan might be the worst one to date. Who plans a transit system that takes you nowhere? Seriously, what large employers does this thing run by? What a joke. The only thing that this thing is good for is blight tourism. Maybe I can set up a souvenir shop and sell shell casings and crack pipes to urban tourists. I can just hear kids saying "gee mommy, I hope that we can see a drive by". WHO THE HELL GOES TO TROOST ON A DAILY BASIS?

This city is built around Interstate access and suburban sprawl so any transit system that is proposed should run similar routes, not take you away from them. What sane person is going to drive 5 miles, park(surely not free) then walk from the parking lot to the train station, ride the train, catch a bus, get on the light rail, then catch another bus in order to get someplace?

If I were a resident of one of these towns I would want to know what numbers were used to come up with this plan. Seriously, what large employers and large population bases does this thing give you direct access to?

Here is my solution to Kansas City's transit problem.

DEADLY GROUND

The Global Warming wackos are about to take the war against your freedom to a whole new level and you Polar Bear lusting bastards are going to do nothing about it. What would you say if I told you that anytime that you used or purchased energy that you were going to be REQUIRED BY THE GOVERNMENT to swipe a card? Think about it.... The GOVERNMENT is going to TRACK what you purchase and if you use too much energy, thats right, YOU WILL BE TAXED (the real reason behind this).
You see the religion of global warming has nothing to do with the environment. It is nothing more than an excuse to take your money and limit your freedoms. That is what is so funny about this. There is a reason that the majority of the people that believe in this crap are liberals, because this is another method to redistribute wealth in this country. The same group of people that are against the patriot act and voter registration cards are for this because it is seen as a penalty against the wealthy. It is that simple.

QUICK HITS

5 days away from the blog and little has changed. This mornings news stories will be no surprise to many of you that follow news and politics in this city.

1. Another day, another home invasion. The thing that gets me is that IF you feel the need to invade a home and rob them WHY in the hell do you pick a house in the East Side? Chances are that they have the same (or worst) crap that you have.

2. This story makes no sense. How is going to Quick Trip after an argument considered missing?

3. Since when did the property that Indian Springs mall sits on become prime Real Estate? If I worked for the KCK School district I would be pissed that they weren't looking for a better neighborhood to put the district offices in....Then again does one exist in that district?

4. Kansas City has a climate protection committee.....East side residents facing bullets & knives everyday must be happy to hear that the REAL issues are being addressed.

5. Double shooting in beautiful KCK over the weekend? Residents there must be shocked.

6. Shopping in Lenexa, Ks just got a whole lot more expensive. Sales Tax Rate is now 7.9%

7. THEY GOT IT RIGHT! He might not of committed the crime that they were investigating BUT if he works for city hall he is guilty of something.

8. BEWARE OF WATERMELONS AT WAL-MART!

9. Sometimes being a cop has its perks. What male(and switch hitting female) wouldn't watch this?

10. IS THIS WHY CIRCUIT CITY SUCKS??????

TRIPS TO TAKE ON A TANK OF GAS

The paper that lines everyones litter boxes came up with the great idea of putting together a list of places that one could go on a tank of gas. Well it turns out with the exception of the great city of Lawrence, Ks you are screwed. They should of called it "Places that suck" outside of the metro.

Who the hell wants to take their vacation in Fort Scott or Columbia, Mo? Seriously? And why did the dumb ass writer include the Village West and Independence, Mo? You mean we can drive 20 minutes on the highway on a tank of gas? Thanks for that tidbit of information. "Mountains are pretty, beaches are tempting", Yes they are and that is where people will still go despite the price of gas. If people can't afford more than a tank of gas in their vacation budget then they need to stay home.

This is just another example of the crap that is getting passed off as journalism at SUN Publications. If you are going to write a story that plays to peoples fears than at least give them real options and show that you did some research.

FYI.... You can get to Table Rock Lake, Lake of the Ozarks, Wichita, Ks, and Omaha, Nebraska all on a tank of gas (one way).

GAS PRICES & GLOBAL WARMING WACKOS

Isn't this crap hilarious? By the end of of the week we will be paying $4.00 a gallon in gas and I think it is GREAT! It is no secret that the price of gas going up is due to democrats/liberals and who is not going to be able to afford gas by the end of the month? their voting base. They have thrown the people that they supposedly "care about" under the bus in order to bow down to their global warming god. I say bring it on, I wont feel it until it hits $7 a gallon.

Do we need to pay this much for gas? Hell no. We have enough oil in this country to last nearly 200 years but the liberals will not let us get it. When gas prices go up so do the hopes of democrats so why would they let us drill? Higher gas prices mean three things to them 1. More tax dollars to spend 2. The crippling of capitalism 3. Global Warming agenda advances.

Here are some good news stories that actually tell the truth about gas prices without blaming oil companies.

1. Taxes on gas = 20% in some areas. So the higher the price the more the GOV brings in.

2. Environmental Wackos are crippling the auto industry.

3. Environmental Wackos are forcing farmers to use mules.

4. San Fransisco passes bill that taxes for pollution. THEY EVEN ADMIT THAT THIS WILL NOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM. WAKE UP MORONS! GLOBAL WARMING IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN EXCUSE TO TAX THE CRAP OUT OF YOU! "It doesn't solve global warming, but it gets us thinking in the right terms," said Daniel Kammen, a renewable energy expert at the University of California, Berkeley

Remember Democrats, your party cares more for the polar bear than they do for you.

BLOGS ADDED

I need to do a little catching up on the blogs that I have added to the list that I have over on the right hand side. These blogs have pretty good content and are updated frequently enough to check out at least once a day.

1. Nick Sloans Blog

2. The Kansas Citian

3. Life in SOJOCO

4. KC Beer Blog

ENJOY! LEAVE COMMENTS! HAVE FUN!

QUICK HITS

1. The Northeast part of town continues to live up to its reputation.

2. Union workers go back to work...for now but how long before their jobs are slashed and production is cut. High costs of labor for low skilled employees will only last for so long in this global economy. The funniest thing about this is that most Union workers are Democrats, and it is their party that is crippling the auto industry with all of there global warming hype.

3. Are these jackass's just looking for the right artist? Every time that light rail is reintroduced (which seems to be weekly) they show some crappy ass painting. Why can't the simply put up a grid map with the route that they plan on using and the cost? What this all comes down to is that Funkhouser is looking to put his name on a big project and will not rest until it is done.

4. Trading plasma for drugs and booze has now been replaced with trading plasma for gas money. Finally a solution to the metros drug problem!

5. Jackass father nearly kills baby due to lack of sleep in MO.

6. Why does it take 5 men to kill a man in a hospital bed?

7. schnauzer, pitbull, new york, dog fight, pet spa.

KENYA JUSTICE

The people of Kenya have it all figured out. Wizards and Witches beware in the land of Mufasa!