I normally don't post this type of stuff on the blog but this is too freaking funny. Call 603-413-4133.
(the photo above has nothing to do with the number)
(the photo above has nothing to do with the number)
Thursday, September 04, 2008
TO QUOTE VINCE VAUGHN
THIS CHICK IS MONEY! That was the best speech since Reagan I have seen at a Republican convention. Liberal wacko women haters need to beware...... She destroyed, let me say this again, absolutely destroyed Barry and his lack of qualifications and his socialist agenda.
QUICK HITS
TOP TEN STORIES THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT TODAY.
1. Cheating is genetic in men according to scientist. Were these just male scientist looking to create a get out of jail card?
2. Big Brother begins tracking your weight. Here comes the Fat Tax.
3. The worst Mayor since dumb ass Berry is finally going to quit. The problem will be finding someone with less of a criminal pass than this guy in Detroit (where you can buy a house for $1).
4. American soldiers invade Pakistani caves. Question, would you rather live in a Pakistani Cave or live on KCMO's East Side?
5. Drunk doctor tries to give woman an epidural. Men are always trying to take advantage of women when they are drunk.
6. This guy decided to try and run over 3 women that turned him down. Does Hearnes Christopher have a drivers license? If so westport could get even more dangerous.
7. No report yet on Polar Bills Killed in action.
8. Will Reverend Wright blame the CIA for injecting AIDS into ancient Rome?
9. Nothing says safety more than riding a bus with a lost driver in Brooklyn for 5 hours.
10. Wacko Liberal (aren't they all) caught planning attack on RNC.
THE WIRE
With the rain, wind and cool temperatures you knew that last night would be nearly silent in the Metro.
1. Despite the elements the North East was able to come through for the rest of the metro with a shooting at 1:30am. I know, weird that someone got shot in that neighborhood at that time of night....
2. Abandoned KCK duplex burns. Arson anyone?
3. Thieves have no limits. Obviously these copper thieves enter our county from KCK or KCMO.
4. Only in KCMO will you find a thief that would steal newports and whiskey to cover court costs.
Todays over/under on shootings will stay at 2
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
KU PLAYERS TRANSITIONING INTO NBA LIFE
Just fine. The fact that these guys are all ready smoking hippie lettuce means that they will be big stars in the NBA.
THE WIRE
What better way to salute crime in the city than to rename my crime segment "The Wire". The daily shooting Over/Under will be posted in this section as well.
1. KCMO residents that can't afford guns and grenades still find ways to represent their hood. Stabbing on Independence Avenue.
2. The name "Inner City Oil" doesn't exactly sound like a safe place. If he were still alive you could ask this poor bastard that was jumped and killed by 3 men last night in KCK.
3. KCMO crime spreads to Lee's Summit. These guys however should get a medal for preventing the opening of yet another coffee house.
4. Keep Burning KCMO, nobody is paying any attention to it anyways.
5. Could you imagine filing a complaint about Mohammad the cab driver? The cab companies roster has to have a minimum of 100 drivers named Mohammad. Anyways it appears that this Mohammad liked to forcibly exchange sex for cab fare. Good news for prostitutes looking to catch a ride to Johns house.
6. Aren't banks having enough problems right now?
7. Residents near Bannister Mall take on cops.
Todays over/under on getting shot: 2. The weather may prevent crime today.
KCMO PARKS BOARD NEEDS TO LEARN THEIR ROLE
Before the Cordish group came along and developed the blighted area that now houses the Power & Light district the Parks Board over saw a parks department with a crappy zoo and parks that were more criminal hang outs than family gathering spots. What gives them the right to "Demand" the Cordish group to explain themselves on their dress code? Instead of butting into business decisions being made in order to protect patrons shouldn't they focus on actual parks?
The truth is that many of the so called parks in KCMO suck and should be torn down. There is plenty of work that can be done cleaning up, policing and rebuilding metro parks leave business decisions to business people. You are slowly becoming as inept as the KCMO school board. This is what happens when you give power to people that shouldn't have it or haven't earned it.
Another thing, if you are bitching about the city not doing enough to prevent crime yet bitch that a private business is trying to prevent crime you might want to rethink your position.
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
QUICK HITS
TOP TEN stories that you must know about in order to start your day.
1. Somebody should of told this Jacksonville Jaguar player that nothing good happens at 2am.
2. This guy MIGHT of over reacted to having his car egged. Keep it gangsta YO!
3. If you get shot to death at 100 years old is it murder or a humane act?
4. Police now say that there is a strong possibility that Caylee is dead. YA THINK!
5. Are suitcase caskets the new trendy item for hip murderers. "Cause of death was not immediately available"... I'm going to take murder for $500 on this one.
6. How can you tell if Amy Winehouse is drugged out?
7. Your internet use is about to be capped if you have TW or Comcast.
8. Worlds of Fun will still suck even after they build this ride.
9. Grass is green, sky is blue, sun is hot... convenience store gets robbed in KCMO.
10. As predicted, Oil prices continue to drop.
PLEASE PULL YOUR THUMBS OUT OF YOUR...
Here we go again... A group of metro "religious leaders" are planning a march for late September to Stop the Violence and they will hold classes on Sept 12 on parenting, finances and job readiness.
WHAT A FREAKING JOKE! Are these guys new? Was murder #80 the tipping point? Where the hell was their concern at murder #1? These so called pastors are just as much of the problem as the mayor, media and dumb ass KCMO police chief. I have yet to hear of any real solutions or efforts in tackling this problem. Do you know what happens when you "march against crime"? You get sore feet, thats it.
NOW IT IS PERSONAL!
It is one thing for shootings to happen at the given spots in the metro but it is another for it to happen at a freaking BBQ JOINT! These places are suppose to be sacred. Can't we make BBQ joints bullet free zones?
IT IS TIME TO TAKE BACK THE STREETS!
Sunday, August 31, 2008
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