THE WIRE

Let's see what crimes were committed the past two days in the name of the "poor economy".

1. You know this guy will be the most feared guy in prison. "What are you in for?"; "Stealing clothes from women"; "No crap?"; "Eassssssst side BEYOTCH!"

2. Raytowna Beach suffers robberies from it's upscale shopping areas.............

3. Hispanic on Hispanic crime is on the rise in Olathe. I dream of a day in which Olathe is annexed by WYCO and we can rid ourselves of their crime stats.

4. Once they started taking our tax dollars the banks of the United States became fair game. If you pay taxes, robbing a bank has suddenly become a different way to withdraw your money.

5. KCMO cops have no aim. No wonder murderers aren't afraid of them.

6. This guys Eagle Scout project was off the hook.

KCK CONTINUES TO AMAZE ME

It appears that the Kansas Speedway is going to have a smoking ban at the track in 14 months. This has got to be the most idiotic idea I have heard in a long time. Why are they doing this? Anyone that has been to a race knows that there is enough smoke and rubber pieces flying in the air to send the EPA into cardiac arrest. Is the smoke from a freaking cig going to make THAT much difference.

I am not a smoker but I am sick and tired of the government passing these nerf laws in order to "protect us". This ban will do nothing to improve the quality of air inhaled at the Speedway and is just a way for people of "power" to impose their will on the rest of society.

Master and Oversee???????

Is the mayors wife now writing headlines for KSHB? What is with all this Master and Oversee crap? The only thing missing was a mammy drop and calling BPU a plantation. I am not the most PC guy but holy crap.

THE WIRE

Has anyone thought that maybe the Mayor is working from home due to the high crime in KCMO? Think about it, why risk driving to work and getting carjacked or shot when you don't have to...

1. Crab apple lane sounds like a nice street and I am sure it was when it was first built. Tonight it is home to 4 shootings including 1 death.

2. I get that the 2 year old accidentally killed himself with his fathers service revolver and I feel bad for the family BUT WHAT IN GODS NAME IS A GUN BEING LEFT IN REACH OF A 2 YEAR OLD KID..................UNSUPERVISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. I love it when multimillionaires act like idiots. I hope LJ gets taken to the cleaners.

4. Why are people still allowed to have pitbulls? And why are the people that own these dogs usually the lowest form of human life on the planet?

5. Danger is creeping closer to the JOCO borders.

Don't worry KCMO your dumb ass mayor is on the job....

OBAMA THE BUILDER

THE JOCOSOB RECESSION PLAN FOR KCMO WOMEN

DON'T LET IT BE SAID THAT THE PEOPLE OF JOCO DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WOMEN IN KCMO. WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO USE YOUR TALENTS TO GET OFF WELFARE

THE RED STAR DYING A QUICK DEATH

If you live in Kansas City the recent firings at The Red Star are good news in more ways than one. First we don't have to read crappy articles written by untalented hacks that couldn't cut it in any other market than our cupcake market. Second it means that the socialist rag is suffering more and more for printing their propaganda to the mindless masses that still purchase this crap paper.

The irony in it all that is going unnoticed is that this LIBERAL paper is cutting jobs. Since these people are against corporations making a profit and feel that everyone should work regardless of their work ethic, then why are they increasing the unemployment rates in America?

Shouldn't they employ these folks until the last penny is spent?

Notables on their way out

Hearnes "I got my ass kicked by a gay dog" Christopher

Jeffery " I don't know crap about sports" Flannagan

THE PIT

Those of you that served in the Marine Corp with me can appreciate this piece of video.

AWESOME SILENT DRILL TEAM VIDEO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US

THE FINEST KILLING MACHINE EVER ASSEMBLED.

THE BIG FEED

Be sure to add "THE BIG FEED" to your daily reading. I exchanged emails with the guy that runs it and he seems to have a pretty good feel for National issues from a conservative point of view. Also the guy lives in JOCO so you know that he has some class.

COLD WEATHER MEANS HOMELESS SUDDENLY MATTER

It is a fact that the media and politicians only care about homeless people during election years and 2 months a year (November and December). So be prepared to start reading tear jerking tales of whino bob and his lab braving the cold streets of KCMO searching for $15 to get his next heroin fix.

Or you could have a party to "Celebrate Homeless", like these morons are doing. Couldn't they just collect the money and distribute it without this fanfare of trips and ticket giveaways?

These parties are just ways for KCMO's elite to demonstrate to their friend that they care.

YOU GOTTA LOVE THE KCMO SCHOOL DISTRICT

Just how bad is it in the little district that couldn't? Well it turns out that the kids there are now playing a game called "Lets make a deal". This game is suppose to teach the kids to say no to drugs but come one... The "educators" in that district can't even teach the kids to read.

Nice neighborhoods, nice school district..

THE RETURN OF THE WIRE - WEEKEND ROUND UP

Now that we have a new president it is time to get back in the game. Let's see what our friends the gangbangers, coc slangers, pimps, whores, douchebags, johns and deadbeats have been up to.

1. It appears that East Side criminals have dropped the guns and knives and decided to ram their victims, this time it was law enforcement.

2. Pedos should be rounded up and gang raped on Halloween to prevent this type of thing.

3. Nothing good ever happens at Casinos. Nothing good ever happens at Casinos at 5am.

4. Does it really surprise anyone that meth was found at a Gardner, Ks daycare center? I am still trying to figure out what purpose Gardner serves JOCO?

5. It is good to see the East Side is still the East Side. 2 Dropped in the hood.

6. Thanks to these bastards, tricking old people just got more difficult. There goes one of lifes simple pleasures.

FIRE THIS BITCH UPDATE

The readers of this blog have really stepped up in regards to the story below. Here is a a sample email that I was copied on.

"I hope the recent video filming the actions of Diantha Harris are NOT representative of your district and the type of educators teaching our children.

Her actions are worthy of discplinary action. It is not the job of our teachers to scare children and indoctrinate them, whether pulling for Obama or McCain. If you want to teach them about the political system, it needs to be performed in a non-partisan fashion.

I hope a public apology to that student and her family will be forthcoming.

Ms. Harris is a disgrace to the teaching profession.

Thank you for reading this email."

THIS IS ROUND ONE OF OUR BATTLE