FUNKHOUSER ATTENDS DEDICATION OF HISTORIC LANDMARK

Can someone please tell me why a grocery store is having a dedication ceremony? Is it Historic to be able to purchase groceries? I guess we jocoians are spoiled with our ability to purchase food.

I thought dedication ceremonies were for historic monuments, new bridges, college buildings, ships etc... Not for retail grocery stores looking to make a buck.

LEARY TUESDAYS

Dennis Leary and Jeremy Pivens going back and forth is awesome in this movie

THIS STORY COULD ONLY TAKE PLACE IN KCMO

I am not even going to wait until tomorrow's "The Wire" section because this story and headline deserve their own spot. "WOMAN STABBED WITH CRACK PIPE". Holy crap! You know things are tough when chicks are getting stabbed with freaking crack pipes. And what about the poor crack head. How the hell is he going smoke his rocks without his pipe?

Is it possible that with only 5 days past in 2009 that we have all ready had the best freaking headline? You KCMO bastards crack my ass up.

UPDATE
When you go to google news search and use the search string "stabbed with crack pipe" only one story IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF CRACK SMOKING shows up.

EPA HAS LOST THEIR FREAKING MINDS

Are they seriously thinking about taxing cows for their odor?? You Global warming believers are the most psychotic bunch of ass clowns I have ever seen. IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT IN AMERICA THAT ISN'T TAXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT TIME YOUR WIFE TELLS YOU.........

For centuries men have been hearing how painful childbirth is but TODAY that has all changed. According to this story women often have orgasms during child birth. Pretty sick stuff right? I mean who sits in an office and thinks about studying this crap. But at least now men can point to this article when their wife or whore is complaining about giving birth and say "yeah right"

HOW THE RECESSION WILL END THE COFFEE HOUSE HIPSTER

If there is one thing that the metro area is full of it is coffee house dipsh*ts. These are the people that seem to have no job, life, family or goals other than making it to the coffee house in the morning and trying to make themselves look as repulsive as possible. Well there is good news Kansas City, that will soon be ending.

With the economy hitting the skids and people competing for jobs it will no longer be "cool" to be marginally employed. There will be enough of those people with out them having to try in 2009. Now this is where trickle down hipster economics comes into play and will finally put to an end the wannabe New Yorkers in the metro.
Less people working means that

There will be less new clothing bought...This means there will be less clothing donated to thrift stores which will drastically effect how they dress.

There will be less high end coffee bought...This means that Coffee Houses may start charging more for the low end stuff and putting restrictions on refills, What will yo do?

Free Wifi will become a thing of the past.........This will eliminate half of the crappy blogs on the internet because we all know that hipsters can't pay for their own internet.

People with good work ethic will be laid off. This means that you can no longer do a half ass job and expect to keep it. You will be one step closer to trading in your Hot Coffee for a cup of Hot Soup at the City Union Mission.

New Car sales will drop and people will hold onto their cars longer. Now you are really screwed, because you can't afford a new car and with a limited supply of used cars you can expect those prices to rise as well. Welcome to a life of bus riding and hitch hiking.

People will no longer be able to afford expensive groceries. This means that places like whole foods will become a thing of the past. There go your Wheat Grass shots.

These are just a few examples of how the recession will make the emo coffee house hipster a thing of the past. But at least you voted for a guy that has no experience in the White House to preserve your lifestyle. HAHAHAHAHAHA

JOCO RESIDENTS SHOULD AVOID 635

The good folks of KCK have decided to add the highways to their war zone. I suggest taking 435 to the race track, village west and the airport. The scenery is better and it appears that you will be a lot safer.

Remember it is not polite of us to get in the way of good ole fashion drug wars.

GOOD YOUTUBE VIDEO ON ISRAEL V HAMAS

IS ART BELL PROVEN RIGHT?

This story could give some support to the mans quest to prove that UFO's exist. I for one don't believe that there is such a thing as UFO's, hell I have a hard enough time believing that we landed on the moon.

TERRORIST GROUPS NOW SUPPORT WOMENS RIGHTS

For hundreds of years women under extreme muslim groups have had no rights at all, they couldn't even get a job. Today in 2009 that has all changed. It appears that they now support women in the work place, just as long as it is limited to one day and they blow up in the end.

SOCIALIST LEADERS CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT

Leave it to the Peanut Farmer from the South to build houses of crap for the poor to get some good PR. Habitat for humanity was Carters "One good thing" in life and it turns out that he f'd that up too.

And lets not forget about the ungrateful bastards that got the house bitching about ants. YOU GOT A FREE HOUSE! Shut up and enjoy what you have.

THREE NEW ALBUMS IN 2009 FROM..............

That's right PRINCE.

SHAOLIN MONKS

SHAOLIN MONASTERY

Did anyone catch this show on NATGEO this morning? Pretty interesting stuff about how the temple is moving into the future. Believe it or not they actually became incorporated. If you missed it be sure to dvr it next time.

OMEGA MAN MELTS DOWN AGAIN- HE IS BETTER THAN THE MILITARY

"KC,

I have been taking a look at the bloggers from the burbs who seem to want to take shots at me for no reason other than the fact that I am greater than them in all that I do. I find their interest in me to be very entertaining. I have some of them who claim I am racist because I speak out against racism. That's a joke. Then other ones say I am afraid of gay people. Which is false because I spent many years doing street outreach to fight HIV/AIDS in a circle that was full of gay people. I hold no negative feelings against any group of people. However, the real deal is that I make these weak bloggers feel like the true whimps they are. This city is a hell hole of crime & violence and all of them (bloggers from the burbs) fear the criminals who rule these streets of KC. One cowardly blogger from the burbs tries to pump up the fact that he was a Marine who was injured in the war to compare himself to me. Okay, let's break that down. When you are a Marine you have a group of men who watch your back. You have weapons & you are paid for your work. Now, when I hit the streets I have no weapons or back up from anyone. I am not paid for what I do. I just want to help others get justice in this hell hole we live in. I never accept cash rewards for the crimes I help solve. My only back up is God. Which is much more powerful than the Marines. This weak Marine who claims to be a warrior would wet his pants if he were to film at the crime scene that I visit in the hood. Without his platoon he is just a weak blogger who makes no difference in this city. He has no balls to stand up against the crooks who plague this city without a army behind him. He is just a G.I. Joke. I challenge this weak @$s computer nerd to put his face on camera and ask for tips about criminals in front of a crime scene in the hood. I know this weakling does not have that type of bravery. I solved a murder of one of his fallen brothers; Jeffrey Dunham who was a Marine. If this blogging warrior was so tough he would have done it. Anybody can join a armed force. However, most people don't have the type of balls I have to stand alone and make a true difference. Hey, Joco SOB: "My balls are bigger than yours." Read his cowardly blog.

Peace,

Sometimes it is just too easy. Now I have this guy saying that he is more important than the military and that he faces more danger than soldiers that fight for this country. HOLY CRAP THIS IS FUNNY! I knew this would be his response. Is he really trying to be an Internet badass? Does he realize the stuff he says? Too funny, that my blog written from the burbs with less hits than hairs on his head is getting to him so much. I guess I should thank him for the additional hits I will get from this? I wonder what I can get him to do next.......

This was the first and last time I will post a link to his scam of a website and the last time I will respond to any posts he has about me. It won't however be the last time that I call him out for posting racist hate mongering comments.

Maybe I will start a Stop Snitchn campaign. hehehehehehehehe