Wednesday, February 25, 2009

RECESSION MUSIC



I thought that this was timely.

I TOLD YOU BIDEN WAS A DUMB ASS



This is the guy overseeing a trillion dollars!

SHAWNEE, A CITY DIVIDED


The temptation to tear into Shawnee for the idiotic rants of this jack ass is strong. BUT I recently had an excellent dinner prepared by friends that live there(in the good part) and was reminded that not all of Shawnee is well Shawnee like.

In an effort to clear up any and all future reports regarding Shawnee incidents I am dividing Shawnee in Half. Anything west of Pflumn is going to be New Shawnee and anything East of there is going to be known as Broke Ass Shawnee.

Once the new county of Blue Valley is created it is the intention of those of us on the planning committee to annex the new part and simply call it Blue Valley East.

Jelena Dokic HOT ?



BABY BOOMER REPUBLICANS


If you look through the recent history of the Republican Party it isn't hard to see what segment of our population has destroyed our party, the Baby Boomers. Now I am not saying that the whole group of them are to blame, just 90% of them. If you look through congress and state governments it seems that the most liberal of Republicans seem to of grown up during the Hippie Era.

As a party it is time that we kicked these people out of our party and out of our media outlets. I am sick and tired of watching the spineless wimps of our party make nice with the socialist and destroy our own. I am sick and tired of listening to members of our own party move our message to the left therefore making it harder to tell the difference in ideas. SEE JOHN MCCAIN

Next time you hear someone from the Baby Boomer era tearing down their own party ask them to leave it. We don't need or want them anymore.

And the next time any of you call into 980 and speak with Scott Parks please tell him to stop calling himself a Republican. This guy is a wolf in sheeps clothing.

QUICK HITS


In a highly scientific study conducted by an outside 3rd party it turns out that people actually gain IQ points when reading this blog. Excluded people from the survey include residents of KCK, KCMO, Independence, West Olathe, and Northern JOCO due to lack of reading skills.

1. In my humble opinion the first lady actually looked kinda good last night. It is too bad that her hatred for America and capitalism ruins it.

2. Obama is one torturing fool.

3. 11 year old killer??

4. When the hell does Obama actually plan on cutting spending and earmarks. I hear him say all of these things and then read just the opposite the next day. Are we not suppose to believe in what Jesus tells us?

5. KCMO School district implements Bitch slapping into its disciplinary techniques.

6. Raytown School District elementary school playgrounds are no joke. Make sure you pack a shank in your kids lunch so that he can survive yard time.

7. KCI is offering some of the lowest rates ever seen. If you live in KCMO or KCK this could be your chance to escape on the cheap before the apocolypse.

8. "American Idol Bloggers"(how lame is that) are trashing a guy because of the death of his wife.

9. Even some Dem leaders are seeing through Obamas attempt to centralize government and take power away from individual states.

10. Megan Fox calls off her engagement. Frankly I could care less BUT now I can post a picture of her on my blog that is topical.

BEAUTY PAGENT IRONY - Rachael Ramonas


It turns out the Miss Conn's Outstanding Teen award winner likes to throw huge parties. Now I don't see anything wrong with that at all as long as none of them are driving.

BUT

I ran across this little tidbit while looking for a picture of her

She will also be working with Mothers Against Drunk Driving throughout her year of service.



That makes it blog worthy.