Monday, July 25, 2011

Mila vs. Portman

Two movies with the same damn story within 3 months of each other?  The originality of Hollywood is amazing.

Headline of the Day


"Winehouse Cause of Death Undetermined"



Your kidding right?

It's always a white guy

Whenever a story like this happens you know that the suspect is white and has a cheesy mustache. At least the city was safe from Topeka residents for a couple of hours.

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

Do gangsters, rapists, murderers and other psychos take it easy when it is hot out?  Hell no.  If anything they step up their game.  Can you imagine what this group could do with some decent weather?  

1.  This douche bag thought that wearing camo pants would hide him while he robbed a bank.
2.  Something tells me that Club Sweat isn't a popular hang out for Jocoians looking for a good time.  Shooting.
3.  Rap Concerts are usually so peaceful... Midland Theater Brawl.
4.  Maybe it would be simpler if they just reported the streets that they didn't find dead bodies on in KCK.

There are several more stories but I think you get the idea.

Pete Rock & Smif N Wessun "That's Hard" feat. Styles P & Sean Price

Sunday, July 17, 2011

The Wire - The Metro is F'd

It's always the same neighborhoods and headlines in the police blotter. The metro has been desensitized to violence in those neighborhoods which means that nothing will ever be done to solve the problems there.  It has become as much a part of our city as BBQ and crappy baseball.  
1.  Happy Rock Cop dragged for 2 blocks by one of our stand up citizens. 
2.  Blunts will cost more in the metro thanks to this mushroom hunter. 
3.  Another North East arson fire improves property values in the metros bests neighborhood to raise a child with a lifespan of 23 years of age.
4.  It takes the KCMO police department 30 years to catch a rapist (and they are bragging about it)
5.  Nothing beats the classic drive by - 1 dead - 1 injured - North East again.
6.  The last thing you expect in a bar fight is someone pulling a chainsaw out.

Ghostface Killah - 2getha Baby

Almost Daily Link Blast

There is a chance that I got carried away with this post but what the hell else are you suppose to do while watching the women play soccer?  (I just watched them miss their 3rd penalty kick).

1. The 50 most popular women on the internet (or so google says)
2.  Pay attention JOCO soccer moms -  6 reasons to ditch the credit cards.
3.  Finally something good to watch at a baseball game - Boob Grab oops.
4.  Crap to buy cheaply in July.
5.  MLB All-Star Drinking Game
6.  Top 20 Road Trip movies
7.  Gomez vs. Cyrus - Whose better?
8.  Great article about Whitey Bulgers youth.
9.  Awesome ADULT Tree Houses
10.  Vintage Kansas City
11.  Some of the worst examples of parking I have ever seen
12.  Women of Poker - 35 hottest
13.  Top 100 andorid apps (for those of you that didn't step up and buy an iphone)
14.  Netflix upped its price, is it still worth it?
15.  Some great companies that wont hire your unemployed ass.
16.  19 most hated companies in the United States.   How is GE not on this list?
17.  I have no idea how to explain this disturbing crap. 60 PICS
18.  101 Useful websites (other than this one)
19.  Hottest women @ The ESPY'S
20.  12 Awesomely weird houses for sale
21.  Note to Guys - Remove your garbage disposals NOW.
22. Are you drinking bad wine?
23.  Cheesy = Kick Ass roadside attractions.
24.  Yes Kansas City, you dress like crap.
25.  Do people still go to Hooters?  5 Times that going there is a bad idea.
26.  12 Running tips for beginners.
27.  100 worst baseball players of all time 

Random Axe "Random Call"

Americas hottest female players

Asian Fetish Buzz Kill

The Japanese women playing in today's game are very manly looking.  

Headline of the weekend


"Feet first into the meat grinder: Gruesome death for sausage factory worker chewed up in front of his horrified colleagues"