Tuesday, September 13, 2011
ALMOST DAILY LINK BLAST
Because the internet is full of useless crap and we like to read it.
1. 10 abandoned resorts that look like something from The Day After
2. You can bitch all you want about your boss on FB and not get canned?
3. Man sues White Castle because he is a Fat F***
4. Ron Jaworski S***s himself on MNF broadcast
5. 7 things to bring to a bar. Notice Kyle James didn't make this list.
6. 10 Awesome Beer Gardens
7. Does Rihanna make a good lingerie model?
8. Some of you idiots still don't know how to tailgate right. Here is a simple guide that even you can follow.
9. Perfect video for those of you that live in the East Bottoms. - Luxury Living in a dumpster
10. Rest Easy, the DEA is all over Bath Salt abuse........
11. 13 Athletes killed in plane crashes
12. Ana Ivanovic - US Open
13. 10 people with crappy jobs
14. 18 TV roles that were played by someone else first
1. 10 abandoned resorts that look like something from The Day After
3. Man sues White Castle because he is a Fat F***
4. Ron Jaworski S***s himself on MNF broadcast
5. 7 things to bring to a bar. Notice Kyle James didn't make this list.
6. 10 Awesome Beer Gardens
7. Does Rihanna make a good lingerie model?
8. Some of you idiots still don't know how to tailgate right. Here is a simple guide that even you can follow.
9. Perfect video for those of you that live in the East Bottoms. - Luxury Living in a dumpster
10. Rest Easy, the DEA is all over Bath Salt abuse........
11. 13 Athletes killed in plane crashes
12. Ana Ivanovic - US Open
13. 10 people with crappy jobs
14. 18 TV roles that were played by someone else first
Monday, September 12, 2011
PATHETIC
SPRINT APP
When you run a Mobile phone company with crappy service the best thing to do is create an APP to even further limit your service. FREAKING BRILLIANT.
THE WIRE - FACES OF DEATH
I say faces of death but lets be honest, we will never see the faces of those killed violently in the metro. That is unless it happens in Joco cus we be Snitchin
1. They say "man dressed as woman" robbed the bank in Mission. I say he looks more like Kat Williams than a hood rat.
2. South Central KC? When did this become LA? Anyways, 2 fine upstanding citizens shot.
3. Isn't getting shot at a KCMO school part of their vo-tech program? Give this man an A+
4. The one kid that attends school in KCK got hit by a car this morning.
5. Is South Benton crappier than North, East or West Benton - 2 shot.
6. Finally, the return of the knife. Remember all the stabbings a few years ago? Stabbed, KCMO
7. The man that brought us Kyle James is going to bring back the city's violent crime commission. Otherwise known as Kyle James babysitters.
8. 2 more people make the KCMO honor roll
9. Willie Nixon is going after Kyle James title.
10. KCMO rounds out the weekend with a nice triple play this afternoon. 3 shot
2. South Central KC? When did this become LA? Anyways, 2 fine upstanding citizens shot.
3. Isn't getting shot at a KCMO school part of their vo-tech program? Give this man an A+
4. The one kid that attends school in KCK got hit by a car this morning.
5. Is South Benton crappier than North, East or West Benton - 2 shot.
6. Finally, the return of the knife. Remember all the stabbings a few years ago? Stabbed, KCMO
7. The man that brought us Kyle James is going to bring back the city's violent crime commission. Otherwise known as Kyle James babysitters.
8. 2 more people make the KCMO honor roll
9. Willie Nixon is going after Kyle James title.
10. KCMO rounds out the weekend with a nice triple play this afternoon. 3 shot
Thursday, September 08, 2011
THE WIRE - KCK makes its move
Who said that murderers, pimps, whores and dealers don't have civic pride? The news is full of KCK residents that are sick and tired of playing 2nd to the Varsity squad in KCMO. Where there is a will there is a way and these folks stepped up when nobody else would. 1. Shooting someone in broad daylight takes some guts. This just proves how badly KCK wants this. Dead.
2. KCK firefighter didn't think it was wrong to molest preteen girls.
3. Robbing a KCMO bank is like asking a homeless man for a quarter.
4. 20lbs of meth might be enough to make Oprah skinny. KCK
5. Only a JOCO pansy would surrender to cops over the phone. Way to let us all down!
6. When people in KCMO get shot they drive themselves to the hospital and remove the bullet themselves. JOCO guy cant even make it to the hospital before crashing his car.
Almost Daily Link Blast
1. 10 places more dangerous than KCMO at 2am.
3. Doug Fluties daughter in all of her cheerleader greatness.
4. Have you met Ashley Hobbs?
5. The 8 greatest slides in the world.
6. TV's evil twins from the 60's. Anyone that grew up watching channel 41 in KC has seen all of these episodes at least 11 times.
7. 40 behind the scenes Star Wars photos that you probably haven't seen.
8. Do we really need to know about Denny's secret menu items? I don't even want to know what is on the regular menu...
9. Lies about getting married (that you know were thought up by a woman)
10. Maxim puts up its "contestants" for Hometown Hotties.
11. Forbes Magazine thinks that Obama is doing a half assed job.
12. Because when you think KY you think lesbian.....
13. Chuck Norris takes on a Storm Trooper
14. Megan Fox eats meat again.
Wednesday, September 07, 2011
Monday, September 05, 2011
THE WIRE - MORTICIANS WANTED
I started putting together the weekend ketchup tonight and couldn't believe the amount of violence there was this weekend. OK, I could believe it... Also, who decided to start building an Ark with dead bodies? Can we get back to single murders instead of murder by two's.
1. Two KCMO residents decide to increase the Overland Park murder rate.
2. Two shot in meth town. Funny that the two cities that Truman nuked in Japan are in better shape than his own birthplace.
3. East Side life expectancy declines once again. 2 dead.
4. Religious pervs cause man to off himself.
5. Worst Car Jacker EVER.
6. 10th and Waverly isn't exactly college and metcalf. 3 SHOT........KCK
7. Do it yourself cremation in Missouri
8. Nothing good happens at 230am in KCMO. Another shooting
1. Two KCMO residents decide to increase the Overland Park murder rate.
2. Two shot in meth town. Funny that the two cities that Truman nuked in Japan are in better shape than his own birthplace.
3. East Side life expectancy declines once again. 2 dead.
4. Religious pervs cause man to off himself.
5. Worst Car Jacker EVER.
6. 10th and Waverly isn't exactly college and metcalf. 3 SHOT........KCK
7. Do it yourself cremation in Missouri
8. Nothing good happens at 230am in KCMO. Another shooting
GOOD NEWS REPORT
Ok, who am I kidding. This news blows.
1. Psycho bitch from Cali wants to rob America of trillions of dollars. Because she knows what she is doing?
1. Psycho bitch from Cali wants to rob America of trillions of dollars. Because she knows what she is doing?
2. Government run agency that is now irrelevant threatens to shut down this winter unless we give them more money to waste.
3. The government is set to "scare" us with swine flu again.
4. 7 fresh corpses in the land of community activism.
5. Israel predicts war but can they count on Obama? Doubtful
6. The price of a life in LA has been reduced to the cost of headphones.
7. Women can now sue their husbands for lack of sex. I guess that is one way of getting F'd.
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