KCMOSD GUILTY OF RACISM?

I am sure that they aren't trying to target a Black Superintendent it just always seems to end up that way.

DEAD MAN WALKING

I don't know if I should feel sorry for the guy or laugh at his ass for taking this job.

KCMOSD: THE DRAIN HOLE

It looks to me as if the KCMOSD is the drain hole for all the districts around it.

Way to not bow to peer pressure and become successful like all those around you.

KCMO KIDS ARE SCREWED EXAMPLE #1,376

You have to feel sorry for kids that grow up in households with "parents" like this. Nice freaking example lady! I am sure your daughter is going to turn out to be a well adjusted kid.

UMKC BAILS OUT KCMOSD

UMKC has decided to sponsor the opening of 3 new charter schools in an effort to combat the ineffective KCMOSD. It's sad that there is even the need for charter schools in KCMO.

PORN AT THE WORK PLACE

For the longest time I have been wondering why the uneducators at the KCMOSD were willing to work with out a contract. Turns out it was for porn. That's right, porn watching in the classroom.

This crap writes itself.

KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN.

I don't care who you are or where you live this story will make you chuckle. While KCMO is dropping a dead body every other day the KCMOSD is calling them to arrest kids for bringing a non lethal kitchen utensils to school.

KCMOSD TEACHERS NEED TO LEARN THEIR ROLE

For every bitching teacher of that crap hole district that wants to go public with their grievances I say we produce 10 illiterate kids that they produced. Show some results before you start bitching.

YOU GOTTA LOVE THE KCMO SCHOOL DISTRICT

Just how bad is it in the little district that couldn't? Well it turns out that the kids there are now playing a game called "Lets make a deal". This game is suppose to teach the kids to say no to drugs but come one... The "educators" in that district can't even teach the kids to read.

Nice neighborhoods, nice school district..

COMMENT OF THE WEEK

This one takes the cake

killacitymo4life has left a new comment on your post "TOP TEN KCMO SCHOOLS VS PRISON": Leave our schools alone! Yes they are awful, but only because conceited JOCO citizens like yourself would rather complain than help. Go to hell!


Since it was an old post that this comment took place on I thought I would share it with you.

QUICK HITS

The stories that JOCOians are talking about today while thanking god that they don't live in KCMO.

1. You gotta love cheap gas. On a side note, where did all the Global Warming trolls go that use to send me emails regarding the price of gas? Probably trying to sell their "smart" car.

2. You have nothing to worry about here. Sure Cuba and Russia are strengthening their ties but if Obama is elected they will see us as a communist ally.

3. If you are too cheap to buy your kid a Halloween costume then you must live in KCMO. Rumor has it that Funkhouser is going to be a successful mayor for Halloween. Nobody will ever figure it out.

4. JOCO get Six million dollars to tear down blighted homes. Buh Bye NOJOCO.

5. I have never understood how homeless people have the time to collect cans, steal copper, beg for change etc... to get their drug fix yet don't have the same work ethic to maintain a roof over their head. These poor bastards OD'd in a Lawrence homeless "campground". Is that a KOA camp?

6. M16's for sale in Kansas. Nice. We can now protect ourselves for the upcoming invasion by KCMO residents looking for a better life in our county.

7. KCMO schools offering field trips into the Ghetto. How embarrassing would it be if you were a kid and one of these trips took place in your neighborhood. You would have to be a dumbass to sign that permission slip.

8. You gotta hand it to the muslims and the "honor killing" of their kids.

9. Who the hell gives an 8 year old a loaded Uzi?

10. The return of school shootings

QUICK HITS

TOP TEN STORIES FOR YOU (THE UNINFORMED) TO READ TODAY.

1. Oprah hates white women. I KNEW IT!

2. The ice cream in Chihuahua City might be tainted. Unless of course you like eating human skulls.

3. This guy MIGHT be going to hell.

4. When did Lohan become a lesbian? Kudos to her, I look forward to the video.

5. Plot to kill Bush halted.

6. Just as I predicted, Palin is more popular than Barry.

7. EU hancho thinks that you environmental wackos are well wacko.

8. McCain speech attracts more viewers than Barry Christ Superstars.

9. The only smart homes in KCK are the ones never built.

10. KCMO loses more jobs. At least your kids are getting a quality education and your streets are safe...

TOP TEN WAYS TO SPOT A PRODUCT OF KCMO SCHOOL SYSTEM

Since it is back to school time I thought that it would be important for you to be able to recognize products of the KCMO school district. This will enable you poor bastards who pay for these places of uneduction to see where your money is going.

1. Commodity trading involves glass bottles, aluminum cans and copper piping

2. Spells food wrong on "will work for food sign"

3. 40 years old and studying for the GED test

4. In line at city union mission with a T - Shirt that says "Class of 2010"

5. Gets a raise when minimum wage goes up

6. Financial skills are limited to knowing the dollar exchange rate on food stamps

7. From school bus pass to Metro bus pass

8. Phrase most commonly said "May I take your order please"

9. 2nd most commonly said phrase "Get the F*** out of your car"

10. People that think the crossroads district is cool

QUICK HITS

Top Ten stories that you need to know about before speaking today.

1. After a lazy Tuesday it is good to see that violent crime is back on track in the metro area. Dead body found in house on Forest.

2. Can't we just bull doze Prospect? Seriously, nothing good ever happens on this street. Man shot at 40th and noProspects.

3. Kansas City religious leaders like sodomy. They like it so much that they paid $10 million dollars to molest local boys.

4. If a racetrack that nobody went to in the first places closes, does anyone care? No.

5. Will Prairie Village leaders finally jump on board with my plan of taking down the 18th street expressway?

6. God bless the little engine that could KCK. While they lack the numbers that KCMO has they still manage to either shoot or stab someone on a daily basis. Stabbing on "scenic" 7th street.

7. In a city full of shell casings, broken crack pipes, shanks and grenades, do they really need to worry about a smoking ban in KCK? Seriously they can't enforce the laws that they have now so why add to the list. Tell ya what, clean up the crime in the city then come back and say that you are concerned about the health of the citizens. Jackass's.

8. How fitting is it that a man that crapped all over former players health needs, dies early. Normally I would feel bad about a death but the way this guy treated former NFL players makes it difficult for me to say anything more than CYA A-HOLE!

9. How many greeting card sayings were deemed inappropriate by Hallmark while they were creating "Gay Marriage Cards"?

10. Alligators swimming in the streets of Florida.

IF YOU SUCK AT TEACHING ONE LANGUAGE

It makes all the sense in the world to take on the teaching of two. GREAT IDEA! It is good to know that JOCO kids will have less competition getting into college and obtaining well paying jobs. Stay Ignorant KCMO, we love it.

IF YOU PLAY FOR A LOSING TEAM YOU CANT COMPLAIN

You have to admire the sheer ignorance of the teachers in the KCMOSD. Here they are failing at there jobs and they are complaining. The complaints are about their free time getting cut back in an effort by the new Super to increase their productivity. These "educators" who get three months off during the summer don't feel that more time in the classroom could help students that drop out and fail at alarming rates. Whose side are these idiots on?

The fact that you are teaching in the worst district in the midwest should show you that you suck at what you do. No other school district would take you therefore you are lucky to have a job. A job that you get to keep even though you completely suck at what you do.

How much planning time do you really need? If you had 90 minutes of planning time and your performance was still below average is cutting it back to 50 minutes (the state norm) going to effect your performance? Did it take you 90 minutes a day to plan and scheme on how to get kids to drop out? Get real and get over yourselves.

QUICK HITS

1. "I REPEAT, there is no arson problem in Kansas City. All of these fires in the vacants are just a coincidence." - Kansas City Media

2. These guys might of listened to the Mayor and dropped the guns and picked up their keys. You have to admire their effort and creative thinking.

3. If you thought that the problems that KCMO was having with drug dealers and shootings in Swope Park was bad checkout what we in JOCO have to deal with at our parks.

4. KCMO cracks down on weed.

5. Don't think we have a problem on our southern border? Mexican soldiers cross border and take hostages.

6. Doesn't Obama have many of the same views that Hugo has? If Obama wins the election this could be a sign of things to come for the United States.

7. Pelosi finds something else that she sucks at.

8. 3,000, 000 bees found in home.

TOP TEN KCMO SCHOOLS VS PRISON

Is there a difference between the two?
1. Both are in old run down buildings
2. Both populations are split up amongst race
3. Both have metal detectors at the doors
4. Both are full of people that never graduate from High School.
5. Both are run by corrupt and incompetent people
6. If you get in trouble you go to solitary
7. People are released without rehabilitation/education because of over crowding.
8. Private companies do a better job of running both
9. There is a 50/50 chance of getting shanked in the yard.
10. Both are the last place you want your children to end up

QUICK HITS

1. The only thing worst than the "art" in the crossroads district is the pizza.

2. KCK isn't even safe for dogs...

3. This poor bastards last minutes of freedom were spent driving through KCK & KCMO. The prison scenery should be an upgrade.

4. People get killed in KCMO for just about anything including video game systems.

5. Gangbangers are now driving fuel efficient cars to perform their shootings. 54th & Highland.

6. EPA gives rednecks a price break in gas prices.

7. KCMO school teachers get paid what they are worth, finally. I still think that $0 is too much for the results.

KCMO SCHOOLS

The recent madness by the incompetent school board proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that this group needs to be dismantled. Parents and students in that district need to protest and boycott this supposed educational system until the board is wiped out. If protesting and threats of a lockout are ok for the NEA to use, then how about the students? Why the hell should they be forced to attend schools that fail that are headed up by corrupt and shady uncaring idiots?

Where the city and state have failed the voices of the community and youth can prevail.