Friday, August 17, 2012

Joco Sluts Celebrate

Planned Parent hood charges dropped is good news for the sluts of Joco (mostly North Joco right?) and men that hate condoms.  Enjoy the night sluts because today is your day 

And guys remember that the best place to pick up loose women is in front of an abortion clinic. - Dogma

Liberals Hate you and you and you

That's right, the liberal sitting next to you hates you!  He/She is sitting next to you bitching about 
what you eat for lunch, 
the car that you own, 
where you live, 
the clothes you wear, 
your marital status, 
where your kids go to school, 
what religion you practice, 
when your ancestors arrived to America, 
what gender you are, 
that your wife stays at home with the kids, 
that you decided to have kids, 
where you buy your groceries, 
what you have hanging up in your cubical, 
the mascot of the college you went to,
how much money you make,
what charity you donate to,
what music you listen to,
if you are a gun owner or not,
the type of food you eat,
the color of your skin,
your sexual preference,
the holidays you celebrate .......

Almost Daily Link Blast

We suck slightly less than local drive time talk radio.

2.  30 Things that Fast Times at Ridgemont High Taught us.  Could you imagine school being anything like that nowadays? Thanks Libs.
3.  9 Guys chicks date before they settle down.  Yikes! (captions are to the left)
5.  People ask what Michael Phelps is going to do after swimming.  Here is the answer.
6.  8 disgusting and psychotic diets that people actually follow.
8.  Top 7 Hangover Foods.  Wimps.
9.  You might be a perv if your dick has been stuck in one of these 6 places.  WTF
10.  McKayla Maroney is everywhere
11.  10 Things guys wish they knew about women when they were 18. 

Slaughterhouse - My Life (Explicit) ft. Cee Lo Green

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Worst Race Card Played Ever



The hate is flowing deep from the left.

Rosehill Elementary Victim of Neighborhood Sucktitude

Having grown up in that area and later lived in the Rosehill area I can tell you that this comes as no surprise.  The once family friendly and middle class neighborhoods that use to surround the school are gone and have been replaced with Section 8 housing and low rent hotels.  Some of the kids that show up for school there look like they haven't showered in days and most are on some sort of government meal program so of course they are carrying viruses.  Who the hell is going to take them to the Doc?  Everyone knows that people on government assistance carry diseases.  duh.   Keep in mind that this is the Richard Grissom Hood

Let's all face the facts here.  The Shawnee Mission School District's greatness is a thing of the past (check out the test scores for West and North) and you can thank local leadership for neglecting Northern Joco and instead expanding West and South. This has allowed for once nice apartment complexes to be turned into section 8 drug zones and single family houses into meth labs.  

That area is just another example of Northern Johnson County going to shit.  Once our kids were old enough to attend elementary school, we moved to Blue Valley without even giving it a second thought.  Who would want their kids hanging around unhealthy kids?  

True Jocoians know when it is time to pick up and head for bluer valleyer pastures.  



Tuesday, August 14, 2012

WTF OPPD

842 vehicles stopped with only 7 alcohol related arrests!  Are you freaking kidding me????  What a freaking waste of department resources and personal freedom of 835 people.

842 - Vehicles entered the Check Lane
50 - Drivers tested for DUI
2 - Drivers arrested for DUI
3 - Transporting Open Container (Alcohol)
2 - Minor in Possession (Alcohol)
1 - Other traffic violations

In the meantime the North Part of your city is turning into a drug infested crap hole.  

Friday, August 10, 2012

Flashback - Media Idiots in KC

Back in 2008 I wrote a post titled "Top 10 Media Idiots in KC" which blasted the so called media elite in this town.  These so called elite were suppose to be the best of what KC had to offer, or at least that is what they thought.  If you take a look at the top 10 from 4 years ago there is only 1 that has continued to be an actual viable KC personality and that is Kevin Kietzman.

The others are either gone or have been reduced to career rubble.
1.  Hearnes Christopher - Obsolete
2.  Jeffery Flannagan - Obsolete
3. Ash-har Quraish - Ran out of town
4.  Katie Horner - Obsolete
5.  Neal & Marty - Obsolete
6.  Steve Rose  - Lost everything
7.  Entercom Radio - Continues to be a revolving door of cluster fucks

  • Lost Chris Merrill to a bigger market due to 980's love of Scott Parks
  • Put Nick Wright in drive time against Kietzman 
  • Gave Chris and Cowboy a better time slot
  • Moved Darla to a crappy time slot
  • Ran off Mike Shannin 
  • Turned the 2-6pm slot into Air America - We have all seen how well that works in this market right?  Dana Wright will be on this list in a year
  • Put in a guy that nobody has heard of or thinks is funny to replace Merrill.  Half of this town still couldn't tell you the name of that guy including me.

8.  Mike Hedricks - Become Mr. Irrelevant
9.  Devon Lucie - Was put on the list as a joke because of his last name but he is even gone.

What this information shows us is that there are only a handful of local media types than you can count on in this city and can actually be called residents of this area.  The rest are carpet baggers collecting a check in this city.

Time always catches up with the hacks in this town and the next group are on the clock.