Sunday, June 22, 2008

QUICK HITS


1. Environmental indoctrination hits local High Schools.

2. Another shooting in Lawrence? Gang Bangers vs. the local granola munching hippie wannabees. My money is on the wannabe hippies. There is nothing scarier in America than a clueless liberal.

3. Prospect is such a great part of town for people watching (from a distance). Where else in town would a naked woman hop in a car, speed and cause a multicar pile up? As long as she was keeping it real.

4. Could blight rail of prevented this robbery? The way the mayor is neglecting crime and focusing on his train set one would think so.

5. Another dead body found in....................KCK. Welcome back to the headlines! We missed you.

6. How the hell does one rob a bank through the drive through? THEY ARE OUTSIDE! LOCK THE DOORS, CALL THE POLICE. DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY YOU DAMN FOOLS!

7. Female midget PIMP. Just when you think you have heard it all...

8. Guns & Roses album leaked by bloggers.

CAPTAIN SAVE A HO



Remember when fund raisers for HS kids consisted in the selling of candy, bake sales, popcorn or even the dreaded magazine subscriptions? Well those days have left us and have been replaced with JOCO parents pimping out their daughters. Every Saturday with the urging of their pimp parents these girls are put on corners, barely dressed, looking to solicit money from strangers for their services.

Sure they call it a "car wash" but who are they kidding? This is nothing more than modified strip club act. You see parents in JOCO are so competitive that they are willing to put their attractive daughters on display in order to raise "funds" so that little Katelyn and Ashley can go to Europe. Then when they raise the funds they tell the kids what great little "workers" they are and that they are so proud of them. But what the hell are they proud of? The fact that their kid shaked her ass and jumped up and down enough to get strange men to pull over?

What do these conversations sound like? "way to go honey now get your ass back on that corner and get me more money", " more bouncing sweetie, more bouncing", "less water on the cars and more on the girls", "NO YOU CANT WEAR YOUR ONE PIECE, SILLY HO!", "Don't give the money to the girls, you pay me".

Seriously this crap is too funny. I would post more regarding this subject but I need to go dirty up the truck agian......................

Thursday, June 19, 2008

HAMSTER VIDEO

OKLAHOMA JOES BBQ STORE

This is a heads up for Bull E. Vard. I posted your comment and then lost track of what post it was in. The BBQ store is attached to the OK Joes joint in Olathe at 119th & Strang Line. Great alternative to the over priced Smoke & Fire.

QUICK HITS


1. Kansas liberals in favor of harboring illegals just cost the state a million dollars for their arrogance.

2. Metal theft vs. Drive By shootings - KCMO police department decides to tackle metal thieves.

3. Get pregnant pact amongst HS girls includes sleeping with homeless people to get knocked up.

4. Aussies are fatter than Americans.

5. KCMO Woman attacked in her home.

6. SUN publications continues to attack smokers. I am just glad that newspapers aren't bias....

7. Does a chick you slept with a year ago have a kid that looks like you? Daddy Tests are now available in your local drug store.

GREEN UPDATE


The push to drill for our own oil is increasing. A new poll that came out yesterday said that nearly 70% of Americans are in favor of drilling for oil in ANWR & OCS. You DO NOT cut prices at the pump and home heating by penalizing those that produce the oil. You cut prices buy increasing the supply. The simplicity of this seems to baffle this countries socialist party. You see to a dem/socialist increasing taxes and government take over are always the answer. Socialist believe that YOU are to ignorant to think and provide for yourself (elitist mentality) and that THEY are better suited to take care of you than you are.

Some links to chew on.

1. The Pope of all things green continues to live a lie. Even after the "changes" he made to his house and his DEMANDS that Americans cut back his power usage INCREASED. Also this professor says that Al Gore's weight is bad for the environment. Hilarious stuff.

2. DEMOCRATS WANT TO FOLLOW IN THE FOOT STEPS OF DICTATORS AROUND THE WORLD! "We (the government) should own the refineries. Then we can control how much gets out into the market."

3. The president finally gets off his ass and calls for drilling. Even if he is a little late to the party it is good to see him attending.

4. MORE SHOCK! Global Warming is now going to kill off whales.....GIVE ME A BREAK!

5. EVEN MORE SHOCK! Global Warming is responsible for earthquakes. Too freaking funny! I like this guys rebuttal.

6. DON'T FALL FOR THE HYPE!

7. WAIT! The frogs are safe. Scientist pushing their agenda failed to include data that would not push their agenda. See whales and earthquakes above...

8. Pine Beetle is causing global warming. KILL IT!

9. Carbon trading has failed in Europe and is full of corruption.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

QUICK HITS



1. The Mayor has to be pissed that this shooting didn't take place a block down the road but I think the timing is PERFECT. As I stated when the mayor launched his idiotic blight rail plan, the East Side of KCMO is NOT the spot to have your light rail hub. What commuter from the Burbs of Missouri wants to deal with random bullets while waiting for the next train, bus or stage coach (he does include stage coaches in his plan doesn't he?)?

2. COTU? Who the hell names a chimp COTU? Even funnier is that someone believes that a caged chimp is the Center Of The Universe. The people that bought the naming rights to these animals are the same idiots that dress up in safari gear when going to the zoo.

3. Let's just hope that these aren't the same people that said that the levees would last in New Orleans....And who the hell goes to school to become a Hydrologist? Wasn't that what Bobby Boucher called himself?

4. MOVIE NIGHT? What the hell is this crap? More KCMO tax dollars being flushed........

5. Who robs a freaking Wal Mart?

6. Once again the show me state amazes me. This time the two Gov candidates are fighting over Viagra. Holy crap.

7. Sick story regarding "child sex trade" in Kansas City. I am sure that the Mayor couldn't be reached for comment due to a blight rail meeting.

8. I can't believe that this story came out AFTER Fathers Day...

9. Three Drive by shootings in one morning. BE PROUD EAST SIDE!

Monday, June 16, 2008

Chappelle: Sesame Street



i forgot how funny this was

THE PRICE OF WAR

It appears that KC motorist have decided to fight back against the swarm of cyclist that are flooding the city streets like locust in a wheat field (locust are less annoying). Keep in mind while reading the story that Mike Hedricks is a self admitted "cyclist" and completely bias in his coverage of this.
"Indeed, we are seeing that. And not just the recreational cyclists in their skin-tight spandex. With gas prices soaring, there has been an uptick in the number of people walking and biking for trips to the store and work."
I Call BS on this. WHEN THE HELL HAVE YOU SEEN SOMEONE ON A BIKE ON THEIR WAY TO WORK???????? When you do see these people during rush hour they ARE in their spandex in a group of 3-4 taking up a whole lane (against the law by the way). This guy is a freaking hack.