Monday, April 06, 2009
QUICK HITS - BROKE ASS NEWZ
Im not going to lie, the news was pathetic today. This is actually the best I could come up with that was worth reading. If you want to skip over it I wouldn't blame you.
1. Thanks to the emperor of the United States the media can now exploit the deaths of our fallen heros for political gain.
2. Should our Emperor really be concerned about someone putting up a Hyatt in Antarctica?
3. Psycho Dad kills his 5 kids before offing himself.
4. Finally a child that Madonna can adopt?
5. OBESE 4 YEAR OLDS? How do you let your 4 year old get fat?
6. Australian chicks have larger breasts than most chicks..........
7. Obama kiss's the ass of Islamic people world wide.
8. Baseball players are healthier since the Steroid crackdown.
9. Obama presidency continues to weaken our once strong nation.
10. Does it really matter what happens in court with this guy? He just OJ'd his career.
STILL ON THE GRIND
Hear this coming into work this morning and had to share. This is off their final album due to the death of Pimp C.
IT'S TIME TO GO AND TAKE YOUR HO
The first time people attempted to get rid of the Mayor of KCMO I was against it. I thought it was strictly racially motivated and payback for the whole Minutemen controversy. This time I believe that the people of KCMO are right, this clown needs to go away and never look back.
Never before have I seen a mayor mishandle his office the way that Funkhouser has. This guy makes Barney Fife look competent, his wife reminds me of an uglier version of Rosie O'Donell(but just as big of a bitch) and the two of them together are a complete and utter mess. I would rather attend a KCMOSD PTO meeting than listen to this guy talk about the unfair treatment of his wife.
But lets not stop there, you guys need to get rid of your City Manager too. He is just as petty and useless as the mayor. I am not sure what "city planning" this guy has done but the East Side still sucks, the river area is still underutilized, midtown needs a face lift, 18th and Vine is sinking and Union Station cant support itself. What POSITIVE move has this guy made?
The political situation that KCMO is in right now is the perfect example of how a crappy school district can effect a whole community. When you have a population base with a 50% drop out rate do you really expect them to make an informed decission? Hell no, otherwise they would stop paying for JOCO residents to drink and play in their city while they pick up the bill on the venues. Lets face it, even if you do get this guy out of office the people of KCMO aren't capable of replacing him with anyone competent. Sadly the population base of NKC can't overcome that of the wasteland across the river.
In conclusion, your screwed either way. Atleast this way there is something to talk about right?
Sunday, April 05, 2009
THE WIRE - KEVLAR EDITION
You just KNEW that something big was going to go down this weekend. Things have been to quiet around here. That is until the weather changes of course. You see it is hard to get at your targets when they are inside avoiding the cold and flu season BUT once that weather changes people are outside and easy to get. Remember to thank your city leaders, community activists and tulip bulbs for stepping up their efforts.
1. The East Side steps up to the plate this weekend by dropping 5 and killing 1. Stay Crappy KCMO.
2. KCK ramps up its efforts with a nice drive by shooting that hit 5 people.
3. If you were an Independence cop wouldn't you assume that everyone was guilty of something?
4. A standoff with police seems pretty tame compared to the rest of the crap that went down this weekend. Congrats Shawnee!
5. South KC gets in on the fun with a shooting of their own.
6. Blue Springs is starting to feel the effects of being too close to KCMO. Carjackings are so unoriginal.
7. Floater found in toilet creek
8. What a pathetic crook!
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