Tuesday, April 07, 2009
SUPPORT YOUR METRO BIZ
Instead of sitting back and bitching about the economy and watching as locally owned and operated business's close left and right I think it is time to do something.
So if you have a locally owned business let me know. If it passes the smell test I will put your logo and link up on my sidebar until this economy turns around.
I only wish I could do more.
COULD JOCO HAVE ITS OWN MONEY?
This has some freaking potential. Who better to be on the $100 bill than yours truly? Hell KCK & KCMO have had their own currency for years (food stamps) so why cant we?
SEXTING FOR ADULTS?
This has got to be a freaking joke. People, if you have to resort to this then just give up. Seriously go away and stop trying.
THE WIRE - MURDERERS DAY OFF
Did KCMO/KCK shooters stay inside due to wind last night? WTF is this taking the day off crap? If I have to drag my ass to the office on Mondays then so should you.
1. If you own a Hispanic grocery store in the metro you should be prepared to get jacked for your pesos.
2. Man that kills dog by ass raping it has to see a shrink.......
3. Robber crashes into the only restaurant on the plaza that folks from KCK can afford.
4. FINALLY A ROBBERY THAT MAKES SENSE! It is about time the crooks of this city figure out that robbing apartments in the projects is not as lucrative as hitting up Mission Hills.
5. It isn't safe to eat a Burrito Bowl in waldo.
Monday, April 06, 2009
QUICK HITS - BROKE ASS NEWZ
Im not going to lie, the news was pathetic today. This is actually the best I could come up with that was worth reading. If you want to skip over it I wouldn't blame you.
1. Thanks to the emperor of the United States the media can now exploit the deaths of our fallen heros for political gain.
2. Should our Emperor really be concerned about someone putting up a Hyatt in Antarctica?
3. Psycho Dad kills his 5 kids before offing himself.
4. Finally a child that Madonna can adopt?
5. OBESE 4 YEAR OLDS? How do you let your 4 year old get fat?
6. Australian chicks have larger breasts than most chicks..........
7. Obama kiss's the ass of Islamic people world wide.
8. Baseball players are healthier since the Steroid crackdown.
9. Obama presidency continues to weaken our once strong nation.
10. Does it really matter what happens in court with this guy? He just OJ'd his career.
STILL ON THE GRIND
Hear this coming into work this morning and had to share. This is off their final album due to the death of Pimp C.
IT'S TIME TO GO AND TAKE YOUR HO
The first time people attempted to get rid of the Mayor of KCMO I was against it. I thought it was strictly racially motivated and payback for the whole Minutemen controversy. This time I believe that the people of KCMO are right, this clown needs to go away and never look back.
Never before have I seen a mayor mishandle his office the way that Funkhouser has. This guy makes Barney Fife look competent, his wife reminds me of an uglier version of Rosie O'Donell(but just as big of a bitch) and the two of them together are a complete and utter mess. I would rather attend a KCMOSD PTO meeting than listen to this guy talk about the unfair treatment of his wife.
But lets not stop there, you guys need to get rid of your City Manager too. He is just as petty and useless as the mayor. I am not sure what "city planning" this guy has done but the East Side still sucks, the river area is still underutilized, midtown needs a face lift, 18th and Vine is sinking and Union Station cant support itself. What POSITIVE move has this guy made?
The political situation that KCMO is in right now is the perfect example of how a crappy school district can effect a whole community. When you have a population base with a 50% drop out rate do you really expect them to make an informed decission? Hell no, otherwise they would stop paying for JOCO residents to drink and play in their city while they pick up the bill on the venues. Lets face it, even if you do get this guy out of office the people of KCMO aren't capable of replacing him with anyone competent. Sadly the population base of NKC can't overcome that of the wasteland across the river.
In conclusion, your screwed either way. Atleast this way there is something to talk about right?
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