QUICK HITS - Protect Ya Neck

Yesterday I said that drug dealers were bigger believers in capitalism than our President. Apparently this upset some of you idiots on the left which forced you to send me sniveling emails complaining of my tactics. To all of you that sent emails, prove me wrong.

Drug dealers have more experience in the business world than our community activist and that is sad. Has BO ever had to worry about inventory, quality, store locations, hiring and firing of employees, training and collections? The answer to that is hell no.

1, Ugly and ignorant is no way to go through life. Can someone please tell me why they put her ass on 24? And better yet, why haven't they killed her character off in a slow painful way?

2. 24 inches of snow in mid April is a sign that global warming is here.......

3. Do you want to use the word "wider" when discussing a female condom?

4. Look for Dodd to start looting the government of even more money since he is more than likely not going to be reelected.

5. Another "looker" liberal is in favor of massive bailouts of the Obama propaganda machine (newspapers). DO MY TAX DOLLARS NEED TO SAVE YAEL ABAHACHOO's job? Media bailout my ass.

6. Can you really call these pieces of crap automobiles? The unveiling of these Gov mobiles had to be as exciting as getting a Pet Rock on Christmas.

7. Man with Pet tools took playing doctor too far when he started doing breast implants. Can you imagine these chicks waking up and seeing that their chest looked like the underside of a female dog?

8. The President of the United States continues to be the bitch of all dictators.

9. So we can find Cleopatra's tomb but Bin Ladens cave remains a mystery?

10. Somebody actually kept track of all the moronic things that our VP has said? talk about time consuming.

A STRAY IS A STRAY IN KCMO

What was suppose to be a heart warming story turns out to be more of an embarrassment than anything.

How is it a positive story that a neighborhood treats a homeless woman the same way they treat a stray dog?

I kept waiting for one of the people interviewed to say that they got her spayed.

Maria Menounos PICS

ADULT SUPER STORE?

Are there really people that buy their porn and sex toys by the dozen? Instead of the yellow smiley face what exactly is their symbol for savings? And what does Deep Discount mean at one of thes joints?

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Russian Brothers Admit Killing, Cannibalizing Older Sibling"

QUICK HITS - BANDWAGON

As I listen to Mike Shannon and Scott Parks go on hour two of tea party discussions I have to ask myself, self, why are they discussing this? They weren't in favor of them, Scott Parks has made every effort to discredit these events and Mike Shannon is clueless. YET they have no problem profiting off of them.

These so called Republicans are doing everything in their power to tear apart the new conservative movement because they can't come up with show ideas of their own. These guys are to worried about their face book page and T-Shirt and Coffee mug giveaways to understand the real issues that people care about.


1. Why do all liberals that work for the government look like Peppermint Patty or a TV drag queen? The chick that has called us terrorist is no exception.

2. If you ask a liberal they will tell you that the reason Jesus was left out of Obamas speech was because he was the one giving the speech.

3. Mexican Drug Wars Kick Ass.

4. John Madden will no longer state the obvious to viewers on Sunday Nights.

5. It seems that the Y2k wackos have found a new cause to freak out about.

6. Video Games once again blamed for the death of a child. Never mind the parents that couldn't see that their kid was constructing a plastic parachute and then opened up then jumped out of a 13 story building.

7. New Yorks psychotic governor introduces a Gay Marriage Bill.........Not that there is anything wrong with that.

8. The man that caused these two chicks to throwdown has some pretty sick taste. One is a 15 year old girl and the other is a chick stuck in a wheelchair. Well the chick in the wheel chair went road warrior and stabbed the teen to death. The Lesson to this story is to never trust people in wheel chairs.
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9. Jamie Foxx might learn that it is not smart to mess with people from Appalachia.

10. Hulk Hogans wife needs to rid her house of knives ASAP.

GOING THE EXTRA MILE IN KCMO

Do we know for sure that she wasn't helping him through a sexual addiction problem? The funny part of this whole story is that he hit on her and landed her, nailed her several times and then ditched her ass when something better came along.

PUT THE LAST TORPEDO IN THE STAR

It's time for us to finish the job and put this slanted rag of propaganda out of business for good. If you are still getting the paper sent to your house, cancel it NOW. If you own a business and advertise with them, cancel it. The reputation of this paper is at an all time low and their has been no effort to improve upon the quality and bias shown in each paper and each headline.

Bloggers, if you link to them for news stories try another source. Don't drive internet traffic to their site.

To quote the immortal MC REN "You don't care about me how the F am I suppose to care about you"

DRUG DEALERS UNDERSTAND CAPITALISM, WHY CAN'T OUR PRES?

AYE

STEVE GLORIOSO LOOKS SCARED

The jack ass starts talking at the 1:27 mark.

TEA PARTY LAST NIGHT

The Tea Party that went down at the JCCC last night was incredible. If you did not have a good excuse for not attending you should be ashamed of your unpatriotic ass's. Some observations from last night both good and bad.

• It was nice to not hear the word "Republican" at this event. Until these bastards get on board they are they will remain the right wing of the Dem party.
• Unfortunately there were the "Don't Tread on Me" flags and a few people dressed up in costumes from the 1700's. I would like to think that we had move beyond that, guess not.
• 980 KMBZ and Darla Jaye did a great job. That was one of the craziest remotes I have ever seen and the show seemed to not miss a beat.
• For those of you that don't believe that the conservative movement is inclusive of all people I saw the unthinkable, a man with a mullet standing next to a man in a three piece suit. Obviously this was WYCO and JOCO coming together for the greater good.
• Conservative chicks are better looking that liberals.
• Instead of burning flag, hanging our president, enciting riots, throwing balloons of urine and making threats to our country (see liberals). this thing was pretty peaceful. I don't even think I heard anyone cussing, besides me.
• This signs were there were creative as hell. My favorite was the little girl with the ATM cut out.
• Neil Larrimore worked his ass off at this event
• Dennis Moore doesn't stand a chance in the next election. Cya banjo strummer.
• The two best interviews of the night. The Staff Sargent that lost his leg and Angelo Mino from Ecuador. Truly inspirational.

QUICK HITS - ELITIST IN KC

I have been trying to install my IP scrambler all day but I have been getting interrupted by people emailing me about the media douche bags in our city. Lets look at the facts here folks, these elitist are hacks that couldn't make it in a major market. Instead they are running campaigns, writing ediotrials and copying conservative talk radio in the little market that KC is.

Would you listen to a diagnosis given to you by a Doctor that finished last in his class? Hell no, then why would you listen to these idiots?

This edition is shortened due to Tea Party obligations

1. If you think that tax revenue fell in Q4 just wait for the first quarter results from Obamas budget.

2. It is truly sad when the white flag waving French think that your president is a wimp.

3. Coroners were not able to determine anything from Marilyn Chambers autopsy. Rumors of her gagging to death might live on forever.

4. Winnie the Pooh is braver than Obama.

5. Santeli will forever be remembered as the father of the 2009 revolution.

6. A woman that couldn't keep her own husband in line has put together a plan on fighting Pirates?

7. Obama doesn't beleive that succesful people work hard.......