Almost Daily Link Blast

Most conservatives wouldn't dare reveal that they read anything other than Fox News and Drudge.  Then again most conservatives are uptight pricks.  ENJOY!

1.  The 5 second rule is a bunch of crap.  Go ahead and eat your infected food if you don't believe me.
2.  Life could be worst.  18 horrifying dystopias that make living in East KCMO look pleasant
3.  How in the hell was this Bugs Bunny looking kid the bully in this situation?  WOW.
4.  This guy had a general store shoved up his rectum before he went to prison.
5.  10 Civilizations that Obama would like to turn America into. 
6.  Stand By Me was one of the greatest movies of my generation.  Where are they now?
7.  Ninja vs. Pirate - Who is better?
8.  This is a list the Frank Martin will certainly be in soon.  9 Sports Meltdowns.
9.  7 things to do after a one night stand.
10.  Girls of the NCAA tournament.
11.  Tigers Ex has a new home.

Chirs Brown goes Chris Brown

This moron could go to Prison for violating his parole. 

Celebs with nude pics

Here is a novel idea.  If you don't want your nude pics "hacked" don't put your nude pics where they can be hacked.  Who are these celebs kidding?  These pics are nothing more that PR stunts.

The Wire - Spring Cleaning

Any good murder handicapper can tell you that temperature is a key factor when predicting violent crime in this city.  The first day of Spring this year didn't let us down. 

1.  House Party 4 - 3 shot 1 killed in KCMO
2.  It's 3am, you are in East KCMO and at a bar WTF did you think would happen - 2 shot - 1 killed
3.  Going to a 7-11 in East KCMO is pretty freaking stupid - Dead
4.  KCK man arrested for being a naked perv in a strangers house.





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The Wire - The Return

Did  "The Wire" put us on the local blog map?  Damn right it did.  And just like chalk outlines on a spring KCMO day,we are back.

1.  Gun laws didn't prevent this fine upstanding felon from bringing a gun to the Parade. 
2.  Do KCMO residents get dead body disposal with their trash pickup?
3.  Does anyone shed a tear anymore when a gas station (KCK of course) gets robbed? Turnabout is fair play.
4.  No weapons or demand note?  Bank robberies suck nowadays. 
5.  If you break your infants legs in KCMO you will only get probation.
6.  Daylight savings time means earlier robberies and gunshots in South KC.
7.  POS De Soto woman pleads guilty to locking her autistic son in the attic.  The story says that the crime scene photos resembled photos of a concentration camp.  This woman shouldn't get a sentence, she should just get the chair. 

Endorsement for KC Mayoral Race - SLY JAMES

Having lived in the metro for most of my life I have come to realize one important thing in local politics, THE MAYOR DOESN'T MATTER. Being Mayor of KCMO is like getting a key to the city, it is a nice honor but you really have no power. (This makes Funkhousers abortion of his term in office an even more incredible feat.  It's almost as if Funkhouser went out of his way to screw up what should be an easy job.)

So the only way to go is by personality and endorsements.  Sly James seems to actually have a decent personality and isn't endorsed by the ghosts of KC mayors past. 

Eazy-E - We Want Eazy - Flashback Friday

Weekend Link Blast

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1.  Vanessa Hudgens is making a play for a Top 10 Ranking with us.
2.  If you thought that regular internet dating sites were bad, here are 10 Dating Sites that will blow your mind.
3.  The answer to "what is grosser than gross?" is finally solved.  GROSS
4.  Drawings of what Space Colonies could of looked like according to photos from the 70's.
5.  What are the 10 laziest states in the United States?

6.  Diet Coke pimp slaps Pepsi to #3.
7.  Rihanna Photo Shoot.........
8.  10 Tips on how to get a good nights sleep
9.  Google shows off the Top Gear test track here in the United States.
10.  5 Reasons you should befriend a Missouri resident by 2012

Saint Patrick's Day Irish Link Blast

The only day a year that people lie about their ancestry.  The other 364 they wish they were us.

1. Some of the most bizarre Irish Celebrations in the US.
2.  Swimsuit model catches Irish Fever. catch
3.  "The drunkest cities in America"...As an Irishman that doesn't drink (much) I always find this stereotyping funny.  Other ethnic groups in America are a little more sensitive than us. 
4.  10 uses for Irish whiskey on Saint Patrick's day.
5.  10 Irish authors that you should be reading (for those of you that can, sorry Kcmo).
6.  Sinn Fein homepage. Make sure to donate while there.
7.  Do you even know who Bobby Sands is?
8.  Peace Walls still exist in Belfast
9.  The Irish American Heritage Center
10.  How the Irish won the Civil War for the North
11.  The Liberal media has a history of hating the Irish
12.  New York Tenements were home to many ethnic groups that imigrated to the US in the 19th century.
13.  East Durham, NY is one of the greatest places to visit for Irish American culture.
14. KC is not an Irish town despite what city leaders try to tell you.  Does anyone ever walk around this city and talk about its great Irish roots etc..?
15.  Boston - The capital of Irish America
16.  Top 10 Irish contributions to the world.
17.  To most of you douche bags Bloody Sunday is the name of a song.  Here is the actual story.

St. Paddy’s Classic: Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

There is nothing that I can say about this clip that hasn't all ready been said.

IRISH HISTORY MONTH - The boys of the old brigade

SMSD PERV and the Double Standard

The way that this story will play out all depends on the genders of the 2 involved.

If the teacher is an attractive woman with either a male or female student then there will be a slap on the wrist and a Playboy photo shoot. 

If the teacher is a man or an ugly butch woman then there will be people roaming North OP with pitchforks and torches. 

Complete list of female teachers that have taught sex ed to students.