Tuesday, November 27, 2007

QUICK HITS


1. UPDATE: Tree Man is cured! This guy might be the most hideous living object ever. The link provided will take you to photos, enjoy, after you eat.
2. California has gone Ecco crazy. I don't care how much you treat it there is no way I would drink this water. I drank enough Natural Light growing up.
3. Man kills Girlfriend in Houston mall that works at lingerie store.
4. Gatorade inventor, dead. Let's just hope it wasn't dehydration.
5. Streisand (why she is famous I have no clue) throws her support to Hillary. This is shocking, what's next? Lesbians backing her?
6. The United Nations wants to dip back into our pockets but this time it is to help the poor countries tackle GLOBAL WARMING! ARE THESE PEOPLE NUTS????? The United Nations needs to go away. It is no wonder that the United States is the only Super Power left, just look at the "leaders" of these other nations. 86 BILLION DOLLARS
7. It appears that the leader of the red cross was ringing the wrong bells.

Monday, November 26, 2007

PERFECT CHANCE FOR KCK TO ADD VALUE


To the local community. KCK has a chance to become more than just the west village. I couldn't think of a better place for JOCO and KCMO to rid themselves of there garbage. Just as long as I don't have to see it on my way to the race track development (or JOCO NW as I like to call it).

My proposed site would run between 5th and 27th street between Parallel and Quindero. It would be close to an EPA office and right along side the Fairfax Industrial area. This is a no brainer.

ZOGBY POLL CONFIRMS


What I have been saying all along, Hillary is unelectable. The tide has turned on poor Hill and she is loosing support faster than spandex on Rosie O'Donnell.

She might not even get her parties nomination. The fall of this arrogant woman/family is/has been fun to watch. Imagine the tantrum that she will throw. How long do you think she will stay married to Bubba if she loses?

QUICK HITS


1. One more thing has become unsafe in KCK, going to church. At least the criminal gets points for originality. If ever there was any doubt that this guy was going to hell it has been eliminated. #22 in the nation and rising!
2. Criminals in JOCO could take a tip from the professional criminals in KCK. Who still robs liquor stores? This is the most unoriginal crime of the week. It is clear that the criminals in JOCO still have a lot to learn from their peers in KCK & KCMO.
3. KCK Educator enlightens us all to his journey down the scenic Parallel Parkway. He blames boredom on the assault and mugging that he encountered. BOREDOM! When was the last time you brought up mugging someone because you were bored? This guy is a TEACHER in that district. Hey jackass how about putting the blame where it belongs.
4. Cops & Donuts team up? What an unlikely combination.

PARENT OF THE YEAR IS PICKING UP STEAM


The race for PARENT OF THE YEAR is heating up and some new contestants are looking to make a late push for the award. As you can see (below) the creative ways to murder, assault and harm their children.

1. Houston couple kill child(baby Grace) and stuff her in a plastic storage bin.
2. Detroit couple BBQ one child and hide corpse in attic and abuse the other one.

POLL RESULTS - BIGGER KU RIVAL

MU BY A LANDSLIDE: 48 VOTES FOR MU. 6 VOTES FOR K STATE.

I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN


For those of you that question some of the posts on this blog let me validate yet another projection that I have made. I just came across this story in which a woman aborted her child to SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT.

As you will recall I said that Environmental Idiots would start killing themselves to save the environment. This woman however decided that she was worth sparing and killed someone else.

IF YOU ARE A FAN OF KU

Why would you want to root for MU to win on Saturday? Do not believe the talk about us needing MU to win in order for KU to go to a BCS BOWL, it is false. There are plenty of scenarios that could play out in order for KU to still make it to a Fiesta Bowl.

Cheering for your rival to win the National Title or even the Big 12 title doesn't make any sense at all.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Still a great season.


Congratulations to MU and good luck representing the North next week.

The last thing I want to hear from KU fans is that the season is over. There is still a major bowl game sitting out there waiting. 1 loss doesn't end a season.

10 REASONS TO BE THANKFUL IN THE METRO


As usual no particular order.

1. That KU had the foresight to move this Saturdays game to Arrowhead Stadium. Ty Pennington couldn't create the makeover that Missouri will undergo by having 40,000 Kansans cross the State Line. You are welcome Missouri.
2. The Sprint Center & Power & Light District. Finally a reason to go downtown.
3. That the Mayor of Kansas City had the backbone to stand up to the La Raza Race Baiters.
4. Dayton Moore is the GM of the Royals.
5. The Chiefs will have an early pick in next years draft.
6. Channel 9 news switched to HD.
7. That every year we put up the Mayors "Christmas" tree, sticking it in the face of all the PC bastards around this town.
8. That thanks to the service of those brave enough to serve that you can eat your turkey, watch football and travel by air in peace.
9. For KCK/KCMO for giving the criminals of the metro a suitable workplace for them to perform their job. They created such a nice work environment that our criminals reached #18 & #25 as most dangerous cities in the United States.
10. For the University of Kansas for providing the Metro with teams that are competitive.

Friday, November 23, 2007

AALIYAH HOT ?





QUICK HITS


1. What is the difference between the people of Waco and these people? If they truly believe this than they should fall on the sword in order to save the planet. Do you need any further proof that environmentalism has become a cult religion? I am going to make it my Holiday duty to litter as much as possible after reading this garbage.
2. These environmental types are genius. For every polar bear they save they are killing 100 birds.
3. This is truly bad news for liberals every where. BAGHDAD IS SAFE! Keep in mind that the liberals said the surge wouldn't work. Keep in mind that you aren't hearing this in the main stream media. Keep in mind the people that wanted us to lose for political gain. Hell Baghdad is probably a lot safer that sections of the KC metro. When do we get to hear these people admit they were wrong??????????????????????
4. So much for class warfare. How are they going to spin this? They have become the party of the rich by keeping poor people poor and forcing the middle class into poverty. Of course those of us with half a brain have known this for years but when the beloved communist paper the NY Times reports it, well that is just icing on the cake.
5. Got hairball? Anorexics everywhere have finally found something they can eat and lose weight.
6. Taiwan retailers know how to give good customer service. Let us just hope that Wal Mart doesn't start doing this.
7. Further proof that metro drivers rank amongst the nations worst. HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THE LAKE!

HOW TO SPOT AN MU FUN

THE DEMISE OF 610 SPORTS


Today I flipped the channel during Stump the Chumps on Petros show to get a national take on the KU game tomorrow. I was expecting to hear Jim Rome or one of his fill ins but instead heard what could be the worst radio personality in Kansas City, Nick Wright. 610 had this kid hosting their midday show? The same kid that can't read a news update with out stuttering and mispronouncing any word over 2 syllables. The same, guy, that, talks, with, commas, between, every, word.

This moron use to frequent my message board consistently begging for show ideas and takes on sports news. He was run out of there for being a hack and yet 610 (who is only beating out the latino channels since Whitlock left) offered him a job. I would much rather listen to Neal Smith do play by play than listen to this. Does anyone at Entercom have a clue?

Thursday, November 22, 2007

WHAT DO YOU GET WITH A HS COACH IN THE NCAA

A LOSS TO GEORGE MASON. Congrats to the wildcats for getting that first loss out of the way. Frank Martin is going to prove that coaching does matter in the NCAA. K State sold its soul to the devil by hiring this guy in order to keep "the recruiting class" and just like the Huggins hiring this too will backfire.