HYGIENE TIP

TIP: If you work at a Shell Mart and you are sick DO NOT COUGH INTO YOUR HAND AND THEN HAND ME THE PRODUCT THAT I WANT. The same applies to taking why debit card.

WHAT A FUN DAY FOR KU FANS

I have never heard more complaining in my life than what is running out of the mouths of MU fans. It almost makes it worth losing at arrowhead. There are emails circulating asking for fans to call the sponsors of the Orange Bowl and tell them that you will boycott their products, calls for the head of the Big 12 to resign and even one idiot that said that KU should give up their slot to MU.

Thank you MU fans for making this Monday so much better than last weeks.

Isn't if fitting that Charlie Brown wears MU colors?

THE DUMBEST MAN IN AMERICA

NO MATTER WHAT THE FACTS SAY
HARRY REID
SAYS THAT THE SURGE ISN'T WORKING

POLL RESULTS

KU FANS WOULD RATHER WIN A TITLE IN FOOTBALL THAN BASKETBALL.

CAN YOU HEAR THOSE GUN SHOTS

Ringiling!

KCK welcomes the holiday season with yet another murder. While most people mail it in for the month of December the KCK Gang Bangers show tremendous work ethic and continue to drop bodies. It is this type of work ethic that will allow the fine city to move up in the Dangerous City rankings.

Maybe there should be bowl games for these cities? Could you imagine the possibilities. Maybe even a Heisman type of award for best gang banger.
KCK vs Detroit in the Glock 9 Bowl
KCMO vs Compton in the ReUp Bowl
DC vs Dallas in the Crip Bowl

If there is a Santa Clause he will make this happen.

MUST DO'S FOR THE HOLIDAY

There is so much to do during the holidays and usually on December 27th I am kicking myself for forgetting something. Not this year. In the Spirit of Clark Griswold I will get it all in.

1. Plaza Lights
2. Mayors Christmas tree ( or twig this year)
3. Put up Christmas Lights
4. Decorate the inside of the house
5. Get a Christmas tree
6. Candy Cane Lane-lights
7. House with stuff on the roof-lights
8. Wornall Homes- lights
9. Olathe housing development-lights
10. Mission Hills-lights
11. Santa at the Mall
12. Holiday Family Pictures
13. Shopping - Downtown Lawrence
14. Mall Shopping - Weekend before Christmas
15. Christmas cookies
16. Night out on the Plaza with the wife
17. Sledding
18. Reading "Night before Christmas"
19. Decorate Christmas tree
20. Find a Charity to adopt a family
21. See A Christmas Carol LIVE!

Even now I think I am forgetting something.

KU TO THE ORANGE BOWL

Many people doubted it but I TOLD YOU that you didn't have to sell your soul to the devil in order for KU to go to a BCS BOWL. I hope that those of you that cheered for MU feel extra dirty today.

Kellie Pickler is awesome

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? SHE IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE.

BILL WALKER VIDEO

LOOK IN THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER. ONLY AT KANSAS STATE COULD THIS HAPPEN!

WHO HAS A BETTER CHRISTMAS TREE THAN KC?

THIS GUY

Today I drove through Crown Center because I had not seen the Mayors Christmas Tree yet and when I got there I couldn't believe my eyes, THE TREE SUCKS! I was afraid to take a picture of it because I thought the flash might catch the thing on fire. What a freaking embarrassment.

WAS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO THIS STORY

That this could possibly be staged? Would you put it past the Clinton's to stage an event like this? I mean lets look at the past 3 weeks for her. She has lost her lead and is now trailing, polls say that she has no chance of beating ANY of the Republicans in the field, the book out about her husband killing Wiley's husband, Bill's lies etc..
AND NOW THIS??????????? Hmmmmmmmmmm.

I am not buying it. I think that the Clinton's have staged this hostage event in an effort to turn the tide.

THE ISSUE THAT LIBERALS WERE COUNTING ON

Is now backfiring in their faces. Today John Murtha said that the surge in Iraq was working and is changing his stance. Murtha if you remember was walking the line of treason with the statements he has said over the past 3 years against the war saying that the United States would never win, we were caught in a cival war, there was no al queda in Iraq etc...

This once again points to the lack of leadership and their inability to lead our country. Could you imagine if we listened to them?

Bill Walker of Kansas State

It appears that Bill Walker is not having any problems adjusting to life in Manhattan, Ks. He knows where the grocery stores are, the mall and has even decided to pick up on another Manhattan norm. Last night Bill Walker decided that he would take a piss on the basketball court. It appears that Bill has gotten use to life without working plumbing in Manhattan just as the rest of the population.

RIOT ALERT, RIOT ALERT!

Rodney King was shot today. After he was shot he rode his bike home and called the police and when the police got there he was drunk.

Question: What do you take away from that info?

Answer: That the LAPD did teach him a lesson and he is now riding a bike drunk instead of driving a car.

Now is it simply by chance that the man that created the greatest shopping day in LA History gets shot this close to Christmas? If the shooter is white then you can bet that there will be new plasma screen tv's for everyone in the hood.

MISSING EL DORADO GIRL FOUND, DEAD.

The Kansas City stars report couldn't avoid the trap of smearing the poor girls name in the article reporting her death. They even reused the quote that I mentioned below.

It seems like there are more violent crimes around the holidays than any other time of the year.