BAD ASS OF THE 80'S - William Zabka

Over the next several weeks I will be bringing you "Bad Ass's of the 80's". These people have long been overlooked and it is about time they got some credit for their accomplishments.

Today's 80's Bad Ass is William Zabka.

Enemies:
Daniel Larruso - The Karate Kid
Terry Griffith - Just one of the guys
Rick Morehouse - Just one of the guys
Jason Melon - Back to School
Derek - Back to School
Audrey Griswold - European Vacation

Accomplishments:
Swept Daniel Larruso's leg damn near crippling him
Made Jason Melon ( a millionaires son) his towel boy
Dumped Audrey for her hotter friend
Ruled every High School he attended
Leader of the Cobra Kai
Black Belt in Tang Soo Do
Dumped Elisibeth Shue

Signatures
Blond hair flip in the front
Ability to snarl in any situation
Sports Car or Motorcycle
Shirt Collar Popped

QUICK HITS

1. Does Obama really want John Kerry's endorsement?

2. Indians in Wyco's ghetto are ready to start taking scalps/dollars from the inner city tonight.

3. What a crappy way to get busted.

4. The Mafia just isn't what it use to be.

5. The people of Kenya are doomed with this idiot trying to help.

6. What good really do the people at NASA do? Have we been back to the moon? no. Have we been to Mars? no. Instead of doing something with value they sit around and run computer models for their wacko theories.

7. Bush predicts mideast peace. This guy might actually think there are pots of gold at the end of rainbows.

THE INTERNET AS YOU KNOW

Is going to be changing. The brilliant minds at NBC & AT&T want to limit your ability to share files etc.. over the internet which means that they will be playing big brother.

Have they really thought this through? The backlash against them is going to be huge. Who the hell is going to sign up with an ISP that is going to play big brother?

CARRIE UNDERWOOD TICKET PRICES

Holy Crap! Today someone mentioned to me that they dropped 1k on Carrie Underwood tickets. I couldn't believe it.

I had no idea that there was a country concert coming to the Sprint Center and since I had never been to a country concert I figured that I might check out this Underwood gal that everyone keeps talking about. So I go online and I couldn't believe what these things were going for.

THE BEST REMOTE EVER MADE

IF THEY ONLY CAME WITH REMOTES!

A TRUE POLLOCK STORY

This story is to short to post a redirect link so I hope the good people at Yahoo don't shut me down for the cut and past job.

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)

DID THE CLINTONS STEAL THE NH ELECTION

It is worth looking into when you consider the results.

1. Obama had a huge lead well beyond the margin of error going into NH.

2. Higher than expected turnout for a primary.

3. Additional ballots had to be brought in by party leaders.

Now how did those ballots get there, who was in charge of those ballots and were they all eligible to vote?

How does one go from crying one day, to winning the next?

You have to remember that the Clintons have had the party leaders in their pockets for nearly 20 years and have proven to be less than trustworthy.

QUICK HITS

1. Woman demonstrates what a KCMO public school education can do for you. This might be the worst escape plan in KC history.

2. Local microbreweries get kicked in the teeth by Hops shortage. Translation YOUR BEER IS GOING TO COST MORE! For some the choice is going to be hard, gas in the car or beer in the fridge.

3. Cops close the only thriving business in the West Bottoms.

4. Knocked up High School chicks want maternity leave.

5. Finally! We can see the end of inattentive waiters & waitresses that mess up your order, take forever to refill your drink and never bring your check out when you want it.

6. The FBI has time to investigate suicides????????? Give me a freaking break.

7. Yet another Father of the Year candidate. How does someone even think of doing this?

8. After this you can be that the religious Right will soon call for Weekend at Bernies to be removed from the shelves.

Aishwarya Rai PICS

JACK BAUER FACTS

Someone just emailed me this hilarious link.

If you are a fan of 24 this is a must read.

NO CUSSING

The art of cussing is something that was drilled into my brain while I was in the Marine Corp. There isn't a topic, situation or setting(besides in front of my parents) that I do not excel in this area. It appears that my freedom to express myself how & where I want is about to be violated starting in the city of St. Charles, Mo.

"The proposal would ban indecent, profane or obscene language, songs, entertainment and literature."

This country is slowly becoming a country of wussified crybabies.

The people to blame for this are the same idiots that wanted to make everything smoke free. Instead of CHOOSING to go to a smoke free place to eat, shop, talk, drink these people decided to start taking the rights away from those that chose to smoke. I don't smoke but I feel sorry for those that do for having there freedom taken away by big brother and his crybaby little sisters.

BLOG NEWS

Email change. I have no way to respond to all the emails during the day sent to my home address, so i set up a yahoo email adress: jocosob@yahoo.com. Please start utilizing that email address in the future

Lacey Chabert PICS

QUICK HITS

1. "Roadwork snarls traffic in Johnson County". ...That was the headline in the star this morning. Is this any different than any other day of the year. Great reporting fellas, I hope that you follow that up with a pot hole story regarding MO highways.

2. Dead man on Troost. Someone should really do a study to see what the life span is for a black male on KC's East side. I guess planting Tulips isn't helping.

3. Police search KCK for an escaped inmate.......This should be along search since half of the cities population is or has been an inmate.

4. Where the hell did this come from? How many people ALIVE TODAY OWNED SLAVES!!!!!! I for one would like to apologize to the O'Kelly clan for the crimes that my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Granfather committed againgst him in Ireland back in 200 A.D.

5. Didn't we just get done hearing for months how brilliant and stable the people of Iowa were and now this happens?

6. If you were a parent why would you report this? Isn't this a public declaration that your kid is a dumbass? Somethings are just better dealt with inside the home.

7. Was this guy really an American Idol? I don't think I heard one song he sang besides that annoying Ford jingle.

8. Isn't this the classic which came first the chicken or the egg story?

WHEN YOU IGNORE THE LITTLE PROBLEMS

They turn into bigger ones. It wasn't more than two months ago that I mentioned that the area in which this shooting took place was trouble and now it has turned violent. What the hell have our county police departments been spending their time on? Speeding tickets (for revenue).

Phil Kline is a complete joke. He would rather police the personal lives of people that are obeying the law than go after the real criminals in this county.

Once again if they do not rid the following areas of crime soon then you might as well let wyco have the land.

1. Roeland Park
2. Old Olathe (west of the tracks)
3. 75th street corridor in shawnee
4. 3 apartment complexes off of 95th & Monrovia in Lenexa
5. Apartment housing off of 87th and Switzer.
6. Frontage road area that runs along 1-35