WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ?????????????

What a crappy day in America today.

1. Kirkwood Mayor and others gunned down tonight.


2. Florida hostage situation


3. Ohio teacher executed in front of her students.

4. Cop and 4 others killed in LA standoff.


5. New Orleans adds number 21 for the year. That is nearly 1 murder every other day.

BUYING A NEW HOUSE IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

1. Why the hell does it take so long to get paperwork done?
2. Packing is not nearly as fun as unpacking.
3. Getting rid of stuff you do not want to take is a hassle. 80% of the crap we own needs to go. It is either going to be upgraded or has outlived its purpose.
4. The thing they don't tell you is that you will need an additional 10k to furnish your new home. We need furniture for the kitchen, master bedroom, scrapbook room and another TV. Not to mention the possibility of a pool table & Bar for the basement.
5. Buying in the winter means backyard additions have to be put on hold.
6. I am going to have to learn to speak Blue Valley.
7. Everyone has "a guy" for everything. What makes their guy the right guy?
8. When you are having to tell your real estate agent how to negotiate you ask yourself why is this guy getting a commission.
9. Taxes
10. MOVING - I think we have this covered with a moving company but it still is a pain.
11. The learning of abbreviations. The code that these people speak is only rivaled by txt messaging and Navajo Indians.

BILL MAAS WALKS!

It appears that Billy Bob got off pretty easy with his sentencing. How does one get only 2 years of probation for Gun & Drug Charges? This guy is going to end up killing himself or somebody else sooner or later. I hope the judge can live with that.

PERHAPS THE GREATEST WEBSITE EVER FOR MEN

This site (link to fox news story)could revolutionize shopping for men who need help in buying gifts for their wives. THE INTERNET HAS FINALLY REACHED IT'S FULL POTENTIAL.

This link is PG 13 but PROB NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD OPEN AT WORK.

Guys, you can thank me later.

QUICK HITS

1. It is good to see the Saudis finally start to embrace western culture after protecting their ass's for the past 20 years. That is the headline that should be in place, instead we get this crap.

2. Fund Raising is a sign of how well that you are liked in the general public. Well Hillary is having to cough up 5 million of her own money, the chick is toast.

3. Gas prices set to drop 50 cents a gallon by spring. Funny how congress is going to push for a 40 cent tax increase on gas at that same time. Conspiracy theory?????????????????????????

4. A Liberal blames NATURE for GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Anyone that follows the news closely knows that this will be a loss. RIP John McWethy.

6. Therapist should never make house calls.

7. This episode right here is what is causing GLOBAL WARMING NOT YOU!

8. Silly muslims are never happy.

ABOVE THE LAW

QUICK HITS

1. Buffalo head and Friday two great last names to add to this years Murderer Roster. Let's see those bastards in STL top those.

2. Barney & Andy must of received a hot lead from Goober.

3. Florida provides kitchen, gym & living rooms for under the bridge dwelling sex offenders. Those digs sound better than most houses in the North East part of our city.

4. Al Qaeda to offers elementary school students a chance to learn a trade. Finally a school district doing a worst job than KCMO.

5. Chelsea Clinton breaking campaign laws. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

6. "Good fences make good neighbors". If only we could get ours done.

7. When keeping it real goes wrong, 4th grade edition.

8. I wonder if these guys know Buffalo Head? Nothing beats assault with a chainsaw.

TOP TWENTY MOVIE COMEDIES OF ALL TIME (WELL MY TIME)

Once again in no order and any differing opinions are wrong.

QUICK HITS

1. THERE IS NO CRYING IN POLITICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unlike her husband she can't move past one trick.

2. Murder in Gardner? I am sure that Barney & Andy will have this case cracked in no time.

3. Bush gives Michael Vick a new home.

4. Video Games are now being blamed for Global Warming. NOW YOU ARE TAKING IT TO FAR!

5. The end of Sprint has been predicted for 2008. Nobody saw this coming.

6. DO NOT LET THIS GUY DIE ON HIS TERMS. A slow painful death would be more fitting.

7. Work wife?????? Holy crap isn't one enough? If you quit your job does she get half the crap in your office?

8. Bhutto Carnahan? Isn't this the same crap the former 1st family of MO try to pull off every 4 years?

KATIE HORNER IS PREDICTING 6 INCHES

Is her husband out of town?

GRAND THEFT AUTO

If the KCMO school district isn't going to educate the kids, at least these middle school kids can get votech classes from their Playstation. I hope that GTA makes its KC version available to the public.

BOBBY KNIGHT - DONE

I had just finished watching the wire and switched on the KU game and saw this run across the bottom of the screen. I figured this was his last year but I never thought that he would just give up on his team in the middle of the season. I wonder how many kids he has called quitters in his 150 years of coaching?

HOLY CRAP, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

If you are sniffing pig brains you are now being urged to quit. It appears that the pig is indeed a filthy animal and that pig brains are now being investigated by the CDC.

I am sure that I will be receiving hate mail from pig lovers by the morning.

BOB DOLE ATTACKS LIMBAUGH

Just what we need, the guy that lost to Bill is coming out attacking a conservative in the defense of McCain't. Bob your time has passed. Your time spent defending our country and serving in office has been an asset to our country. You must however realize that your time has passed. The minute you started doing commercials and having Bill speak at your building at KU you became a liability to the party and the conservative movement.

Remember when super bowl commercials were funny?

How is this thing the top rated commercial this year?