It makes all the sense in the world to take on the teaching of two. GREAT IDEA! It is good to know that JOCO kids will have less competition getting into college and obtaining well paying jobs. Stay Ignorant KCMO, we love it.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Cycling In The East Side
I don't know if the shooters or the cyclist is to blame for this one. Let's look at things from the shooters point of view for just one minute. Here he is chillin on his corner ducking bullets and knives all day trying to make a dishonest buck and along comes Mr. Cyclist. Now the shooter is use to shooting in crowds, in moving cars and getting shot back at so what is he suppose to do when this guy comes rolling through his hood with no weapon or defense. This is the layup of shootings he almost has to take the shot.
The cyclist is a dumb ass. Who the hell rolls through the East Side on a freaking Schwinn? If you are in anything other than an Armored personal carrier your life is at risk. This guy obviously is from the neighborhood and should of known better. I mean seriously who the hell rides a bike at 12:30am in the first place?
I am going to have to give the shooters a pass on this one. It is clear that the cyclist showed poor decision making and should therefore face the consequences of his actions. "Detectives were unclear as to why the victim was shot". Case Solved.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
IF YOU PLAY FOR A LOSING TEAM YOU CANT COMPLAIN
You have to admire the sheer ignorance of the teachers in the KCMOSD. Here they are failing at there jobs and they are complaining. The complaints are about their free time getting cut back in an effort by the new Super to increase their productivity. These "educators" who get three months off during the summer don't feel that more time in the classroom could help students that drop out and fail at alarming rates. Whose side are these idiots on?
The fact that you are teaching in the worst district in the midwest should show you that you suck at what you do. No other school district would take you therefore you are lucky to have a job. A job that you get to keep even though you completely suck at what you do.
How much planning time do you really need? If you had 90 minutes of planning time and your performance was still below average is cutting it back to 50 minutes (the state norm) going to effect your performance? Did it take you 90 minutes a day to plan and scheme on how to get kids to drop out? Get real and get over yourselves.
STAY CLASSY KANSAS CITY
You silly bastards never let me down. I was starting to think that we were going to make it through a night without a shooting but you came through. I am sure that the argument was over something important like tennis shoe scuffing, color of shirt, beer spilling or my personal favorite "over a ho". Anyways, way to go East siders, stay classy.
Monday, August 11, 2008
DEAD DOG WALKIN
This week will be the last week for the dog I have had for the past 13 years. Due to some cancer in her mouth she is in pain when she eats, drinks etc.. and I have to look past the good moments that she has and do the right thing. The morbid thing about this is that I know it is going to happen but the dog has no clue. She doesn't know that today is her last Monday but I do.
I had thought about getting her stuffed but she is kinda ugly now and could only be displayed on Halloween. That wouldn't be exactly a bad thing but I don't want to explain to the neighbors why I have a stuffed dog in the garage with all of the holiday decorations. What do others in SOJOCO do with their dead animals? I have heard tales of people with pet urns over their fire place, burial plots at the cemetery next to the family and my personal favorite is saving the pet DNA to have it cloned.
Don't feel bad for me, my dog has lived longer and had a better quality of life than those of you that read this blog in KCK & East KCMO. She was not subject to a failing educational system, she was never shot at and her garbage was always picked up. Then again I think most dogs in JOCO have better lives than East Siders.
THE GREAT URBAN BLIGHT TOUR
A few weeks ago I came up with the idea of doing the Top 10 most blighted ares of the city. I could never get enough time to go out and get the photos taken so I told Midtown that he should run with it. He has the most interesting and unique pictures on his blog of Kansas City and I felt that he could do it more justice than I could. So unlike city leaders we passed bistate 2 an initiative between JOCO & Midtown to bring attention to the blight of the metro.
FOLLOW THIS LINK TO MIDTOWNS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUICK HITS
The 10 top stories in America that you (the uninformed masses) need to know about.
1. "Homo sapiens are a pretty easy meal"...Vampire bats kill 38 in Venezuela. How did they miss Hugo's fat ass?
2. "Mr. Scott, engage cloaking device"....Finally a safe way to drive through the East Side.
3. Homer Simpson is more capable than most European leaders which is why he is on the Euro.
4. So can we now go back to calling Russia the Soviet Union? Putin is the new Stalin. At least the women got better looking during their 20 years of freedom.
5. Got Aids? Come on in, America welcomes you.
6. First the killed Kenny and now Chef is dead.
7. Being hacked to death by machetes while on vacation might not be the most peaceful way to die.
8. Media shows bias with John Edwards affair.
9. Next time you want to go to a strip club just tell her you are going to the gym.
10. Parents can't say no to cell phones for young kids.
EAST SIDE PARENTING AT ITS BEST
How the hell does a year old end up wondering the streets in the middle of the night? Being a father of 2 little girls I can't even picture a scenario in which this happens. This seems to always happen in the East Side.
First Weekend after Funkhousers wish and.......
Nothing changed. Weird huh? Once again there were more people shot at in the Metro than over in Iraq. How long is it going to be before we have IED's lining the road?
1. I will never wash my car at 3AM again.............
2. Drive by shooting on Paseo.
3. Drive by shooting on Waverly.
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Kansas CItians Improvise
Broke? Can't get a loan? Got poor Credit? No problem. Get yourself a Gun.
1. At least this guy was wearing his Royals cap when he robbed the Hy-Vee gas station. Prairie Village
2. Geezers home invaded while eating powdered eggs in sun room this morning. KCMO
3. Bald White man robs Bank of the west. Overland Park.
Update
4. Car Jacking in the East Side. KEEP IT REAL!
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