It looks like Colin Powell is looking to get his Hood pass back.
Friday, October 17, 2008
TEN METRO JOBS THAT CARL PETERSON COULD HAVE
Since this will probably be the last year for Carl Peterson it is important that we make sure that we find him a job. In order to protect the metro area from this mans lack of leadership we need to make sure that was steer him in the direction of something that he couldn't possibly mess up. You don't want him ending up at a company like American Century and ruining them. So here are 10 jobs that Carl is more than qualified for.
1. KCMOSD Superintendent -
2. CEO of Sprint -
3. Program director for 710 or 610 am.
4. Head of Ad sales at the Star.
5. East Side "religious" leader.
6. Wife of Mayor
7. Head search for Sprint Center Anchor Tenant.
8. Light Rail lobbyist
9. Chief of Police KCMO
10. Head of Union Station
On deck
11. Person that purchases Katie Horners jeans
ANOTHER REASON OLD PEOPLE SHOULDN'T DRIVE
How can we let people like this drive? This woman obviously suffers from dementia.If this is her opinion on the words that Palin and McCain use do we really want her behind the wheel of a car? If t
Thursday, October 16, 2008
THE RACE CARD AND THE USSP
Isn't it amazing that the only ones that continue to bring race into the discussion are those of the USSP? This crazy bastard is almost as dangerous as Obama.
SOCIALIST DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT MIDDLE CLASS
If you disagree with them, no matter who you are, they are going to come after you.
THE WIRE
If George Jefferson lived in Kansas City do you think he would want to move on up to the East Side? Hell no. Here is your 3 day catch up.
1. KCMO Killers show no class by driving a Taurus to commit murders. Put that drug money to use and get yourself a Lexus.
2. Something tells me that enrollment in this KCMO program is going to be higher than that of the KCMO School District. I guarantee that the people that end up with degrees in both will be the same.
3. KCMO residents decide to loot bank before Wall Street does. I admire the foresight that these gentlemen have.
4. Blue Springs HS Student charged in raping a 12 year old. Give him the chair.
5. OP 45 year old charged with fondeling a 12 year old. Give him the chair.
6. Drive up restraunts in KCMO mean Drive Up robberies. If you own a business in KCMO the more security the better.
7. Is there a reason that Olathe is in JOCO?
8. Did LJ move to Lawrence?
9. KCMO has more murders than bottles of beeer on the wall. A city full of "culture" claims numbers 105 & 106 last night.
10. Future serial killers caught in burgulary.
Stay tuned for tomorrows End of the Year Murder prediction.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
QUICK HITS
Top 10 stories that informed JOCOians need to read today and KCMO residents need to have read to them.
1. Larry Johnson may be afraid of taking a hit but he isn't afraid of handing out pimp slaps.
2. Women of JOCO can go to the P&L district for free health screenings etc.. in an effort to promote womens health. Once you have been told you are healthy you can then be stabbed or shot walking back to your car.
3. The homeless in STL are ungrateful bastards.
4. The Gov begins its socialist bank take over. Bank of America may soon have to worry about keeping their name.
5. What teacher thinks that a lesbian wedding would make a good field trip?
6. Honor Killing? Those silly Muslims....they are just misunderstood.
7. Those of you that aren't in favor of the death penalty will probably be sympathetic to this idiot. I say gas him, fry him, stick him and then shoot his ass.
8. Cat fight causes car wreck. The KC media is on their way.
9. Americas sex taboo is ruining peoples lives.
10. Texas teachers extra credit plan is questioned.
Monday, October 13, 2008
QUICK HITS
The Top Ten Stories that you need to read about today. If you live in KCMO be sure to have someone read them to you.
1. Not exactly and eye for an eye in Michigan. Then again people get shot for less in KCMO.
2. Economic doom and gloomers (liberals) have to be pissed about todays Wall Street bounce back.
3. Democrat sex scandal. I am sure that this wont get the same amount of election year coverage that Foley's did.
4. The USSP registers 30,000 felons to vote in Florida. Some of Obamas closest friends are felons so why should this surprise us?
5. Hookers are used as economic indicator in Liberal NYC.
6. Socialist run oil company slumps in the land of HUGO.
7. Dumb ass's
8. Long John Silver and Jack Sparrow killed off coast of Africa.
9. Comrade Obama tells plumber that he can have YOUR money.
10. KCMO school kids test higher than Blue Valley kids.
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