This is the guy overseeing a trillion dollars!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
SHAWNEE, A CITY DIVIDED
The temptation to tear into Shawnee for the idiotic rants of this jack ass is strong. BUT I recently had an excellent dinner prepared by friends that live there(in the good part) and was reminded that not all of Shawnee is well Shawnee like.
In an effort to clear up any and all future reports regarding Shawnee incidents I am dividing Shawnee in Half. Anything west of Pflumn is going to be New Shawnee and anything East of there is going to be known as Broke Ass Shawnee.
Once the new county of Blue Valley is created it is the intention of those of us on the planning committee to annex the new part and simply call it Blue Valley East.
BABY BOOMER REPUBLICANS
If you look through the recent history of the Republican Party it isn't hard to see what segment of our population has destroyed our party, the Baby Boomers. Now I am not saying that the whole group of them are to blame, just 90% of them. If you look through congress and state governments it seems that the most liberal of Republicans seem to of grown up during the Hippie Era.
As a party it is time that we kicked these people out of our party and out of our media outlets. I am sick and tired of watching the spineless wimps of our party make nice with the socialist and destroy our own. I am sick and tired of listening to members of our own party move our message to the left therefore making it harder to tell the difference in ideas. SEE JOHN MCCAIN
Next time you hear someone from the Baby Boomer era tearing down their own party ask them to leave it. We don't need or want them anymore.
And the next time any of you call into 980 and speak with Scott Parks please tell him to stop calling himself a Republican. This guy is a wolf in sheeps clothing.
QUICK HITS
In a highly scientific study conducted by an outside 3rd party it turns out that people actually gain IQ points when reading this blog. Excluded people from the survey include residents of KCK, KCMO, Independence, West Olathe, and Northern JOCO due to lack of reading skills.
1. In my humble opinion the first lady actually looked kinda good last night. It is too bad that her hatred for America and capitalism ruins it.
2. Obama is one torturing fool.
3. 11 year old killer??
4. When the hell does Obama actually plan on cutting spending and earmarks. I hear him say all of these things and then read just the opposite the next day. Are we not suppose to believe in what Jesus tells us?
5. KCMO School district implements Bitch slapping into its disciplinary techniques.
6. Raytown School District elementary school playgrounds are no joke. Make sure you pack a shank in your kids lunch so that he can survive yard time.
7. KCI is offering some of the lowest rates ever seen. If you live in KCMO or KCK this could be your chance to escape on the cheap before the apocolypse.
8. "American Idol Bloggers"(how lame is that) are trashing a guy because of the death of his wife.
9. Even some Dem leaders are seeing through Obamas attempt to centralize government and take power away from individual states.
10. Megan Fox calls off her engagement. Frankly I could care less BUT now I can post a picture of her on my blog that is topical.
BEAUTY PAGENT IRONY - Rachael Ramonas
It turns out the Miss Conn's Outstanding Teen award winner likes to throw huge parties. Now I don't see anything wrong with that at all as long as none of them are driving.
BUT
I ran across this little tidbit while looking for a picture of her
She will also be working with Mothers Against Drunk Driving throughout her year of service.
That makes it blog worthy.
DOWTOWN KCK
What does it say about your downtown area when the leaders of your school district are too afraid to build down there? FREAKING HILARIOUS!
KEITH OBERMAN/ CHRIS MATHEWS IS A RACIST
What other reason is there for him to say "Oh God" just for the guy walking out? Will the NAACP take this up? How about Al Sharpton?
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
JOCO ENTERS THE EXPORTING BIZ
If you are an illegal and you get arrested in the great land of JOCO don't plan on passing go and forget about collecting $200.
BREAKING NEWS IN THE NORTH EAST PART OF TOWN.
If they upgrade to Legos we will let you know. Stay tuned for new data as it comes in
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS NO CLUE
Why would they schedule a workshop to prevent home foreclosures in the middle of the work week during working hours? Wouldn't it be better for these people to be working to save their homes?
QUICK HITS - PIMPS UP HO'S DOWN
Top 1o stories that others will be posting about later in some fashion. Just remember that the only opinion on the internet is mine.
1. Pimping is Easy in Arizona. Fyi, these could be the ugliest two chicks in America that aren't named Pelosi or Odonell
2. The Gaza strip is getting $900 million dollars to prevent it from looking like the East Side of KCMO.
3. Teacher kidnaps kid for a sexual field trip. I guess she forgot to get the permission slip signed.
4. There are actually sick bastards out there that think the death of a little girl is something to mock and laugh at.
5. One chick gets her face eaten by a chimp and now we need federal laws agains chimp ownership?
6. Mexico is so dangerous that political figures are moving their families to the USA for protection...
7. California tax dollars wasted once again. This time the extremely smart people in cali have been paying for kids that speak spanish to learn spanish......
8. George Clooney is considered a foreign policy expert to Obama.
9. American Tax dollars are now going towards the retraining of the liberal media...
10. Playstation is hurting our wussified kids.
WAS IT AN XBOX OR XBOX 360?
That item is left out of the story here yet it is an important piece of the case. If it was for a 360 I could see the reason for the crime. If it was for a regular xbox the guy should plead insanity.
No family should go with out a 360.
No family should go with out a 360.
AWESOME SLIDE SHOW
I just stumbled across this little gem of a link on KSHB's website. It is a slide show of some Metro area mugshots. You need to check out the picture of the first dude. Holy crap that guy got jacked.
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