Monday, April 06, 2009
STILL ON THE GRIND
Hear this coming into work this morning and had to share. This is off their final album due to the death of Pimp C.
IT'S TIME TO GO AND TAKE YOUR HO
The first time people attempted to get rid of the Mayor of KCMO I was against it. I thought it was strictly racially motivated and payback for the whole Minutemen controversy. This time I believe that the people of KCMO are right, this clown needs to go away and never look back.
Never before have I seen a mayor mishandle his office the way that Funkhouser has. This guy makes Barney Fife look competent, his wife reminds me of an uglier version of Rosie O'Donell(but just as big of a bitch) and the two of them together are a complete and utter mess. I would rather attend a KCMOSD PTO meeting than listen to this guy talk about the unfair treatment of his wife.
But lets not stop there, you guys need to get rid of your City Manager too. He is just as petty and useless as the mayor. I am not sure what "city planning" this guy has done but the East Side still sucks, the river area is still underutilized, midtown needs a face lift, 18th and Vine is sinking and Union Station cant support itself. What POSITIVE move has this guy made?
The political situation that KCMO is in right now is the perfect example of how a crappy school district can effect a whole community. When you have a population base with a 50% drop out rate do you really expect them to make an informed decission? Hell no, otherwise they would stop paying for JOCO residents to drink and play in their city while they pick up the bill on the venues. Lets face it, even if you do get this guy out of office the people of KCMO aren't capable of replacing him with anyone competent. Sadly the population base of NKC can't overcome that of the wasteland across the river.
In conclusion, your screwed either way. Atleast this way there is something to talk about right?
Sunday, April 05, 2009
THE WIRE - KEVLAR EDITION
You just KNEW that something big was going to go down this weekend. Things have been to quiet around here. That is until the weather changes of course. You see it is hard to get at your targets when they are inside avoiding the cold and flu season BUT once that weather changes people are outside and easy to get. Remember to thank your city leaders, community activists and tulip bulbs for stepping up their efforts.
1. The East Side steps up to the plate this weekend by dropping 5 and killing 1. Stay Crappy KCMO.
2. KCK ramps up its efforts with a nice drive by shooting that hit 5 people.
3. If you were an Independence cop wouldn't you assume that everyone was guilty of something?
4. A standoff with police seems pretty tame compared to the rest of the crap that went down this weekend. Congrats Shawnee!
5. South KC gets in on the fun with a shooting of their own.
6. Blue Springs is starting to feel the effects of being too close to KCMO. Carjackings are so unoriginal.
7. Floater found in toilet creek
8. What a pathetic crook!
Friday, April 03, 2009
Thursday, April 02, 2009
KC GHETTO TOURS AVAILABLE IN JOCO
I will be damned if this guy didn't steal my freaking idea. JOCO residents will soon be able to take tours of blight! Thats right you can board a bus and sit back as someone tells you what the craphole you are looking at use to be. Be sure to take your camera and get snap shots of crackheads and whores and if you are lucky dead bodies.
MUSIC TO ROB TOO
Since you bastards are dead set on robbing the metro blind I thought I would provide you with some theme music full of tips on how to do it right. If you get caught you can't say I didn't try to help.
QUICK HITS
How many steps away from loosing our freedoms are we? Have you studied how the Obama policies can trickle down and effect the rights of an individual?1. Yet another Bidenism. This guy is too good to be true.
2. Did the University of Maryland put this in the brochure? Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge
3. This could be the saddest story I will read on the Internet this year.
4. Pirates continue to kick ass!
5. Next time your IT security douche bag or your boss give you crap for reading this site at work make them read this article.
6. Jupiter is suffering from shrinkage..........
7. Michelle Obama offends the Queen of England. She might as well of farted in her face.
8. HOW IN THE HELL CAN A SENATOR FROM NEW YORK MAKE NICE WITH THE TALIBAN!! This is a slap in the face to all of those in NYC.
9. The Clay County government just stirred up a hornets nest.
10. This couldn't be a reason as to why Health Care costs are so high now would it?
URBAN HUNTERS?
This people is a sign of things to come for all of us if we don't get rid of the socialist in our country. Michigan is a prime example of government dependency through high taxes and LOOK they are eating freaking RACCOONS TO SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!
JOCO FARM PUTS KC ZOO TO SHAME
Seriously, do you folks think that a city that can't take care of its own citizens is capable of caring for exotic animals? Sure the KC Zoo might have animals from all over the planet but is it worth the trip, cost, hassle to MAYBE see one of them. HELL NO. That is why we the people of JOCO came up with this little slice of heaven for our families.
WALDO PETS SOON TO BE GONE
It is a damn shame that local business's like this can't compete with chain stores because of a disloyal customer base. When will you morons learn to support local business? Sure you may pay a little more BUT the service is better, the employees are more knowledgeable, they remember your name and the money stays here.
THE WIRE - NOBODY MOVES, NOBODY GETS HURT
The people that hold up Gas Stations and Delis have got to be the dumbest people (besides fast food robber) in the metro. Armed robbery is Armed robbery. You have got to go for bigger scores than this. You are an embarrassment to our city.
1. I don't care who you are, you don't get robbed by a woman.
2. DAMN! KCMO goes Pulp Fiction on their latest victim.
3. KCMO man found dead in the stairwell was probably killed over drugs.
4. Olathe police make it official. The bar shooting was a WT on WT crime.
5. Gas Stations in Happy Rock aren't safe in this economy. And if you do, you don't report it. Beaten and then run over!
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