MERRIAM PLEASE GO AWAY

Dear People of Merriam,

I am begging you to leave the county of JO. You provide no value or substance to our county and truly don't fit the mold. The interviews that you dumb racist bastards gave to 980 are an embarrassment to a county that is for inclusion and diversity. I believe that the residents, politics and economy of Merriam would best fit the WYCO mold and plan on doing some research on how to take out the White Trash.

Kiss My Ass,
JOCOSOB

BACK TO NORMAL

I was starting to wonder if KCMO had turned the corner and their days of violence were over. Did the Tulips actually work? Did the Chief of police implement a plan that worked? Maybe the Mayor organized the neighborhoods effected by this violence and they fought back.....

Yeah right, here is another body for you, this time at the scenic area of 8th and Harrison.

JOCO HO'S SOON TO BE EXPOSED

A truck load of Beauty products was stolen today in JOCO and with that the sounds of 40 something wannabe trophy wives screaming south of 135th street could be heard for miles away.

How will they face the world in their true skin?

What will their husbands do when they see them unpainted?

Will the grocery store manager still hit on them?

The police don't have a clue on where to look but they can go ahead and rule out looking in KCK. One truck load of makeup isn't enough to help the women there.

THE PRICE OF HUMOR

This is a tragic price to pay for one of the funniest 911 tapes you will ever hear.

GOOD NEWS LADIES!

You can now have sex for 4 WHOLE MINUTES! Pathetic I know, but this is actually an increase from 30 seconds.

Are there really women out there that are STILL living with someone that this could help?

If you are married to a woman that has tolerated this problem for any amount of time KNOW THIS, she is cheating on your ass.

LEARY TUESDAYS - THINNING THE HERD

SUPPORT YOUR METRO BIZ

Instead of sitting back and bitching about the economy and watching as locally owned and operated business's close left and right I think it is time to do something.

So if you have a locally owned business let me know. If it passes the smell test I will put your logo and link up on my sidebar until this economy turns around.

I only wish I could do more.

COULD JOCO HAVE ITS OWN MONEY?

This has some freaking potential. Who better to be on the $100 bill than yours truly? Hell KCK & KCMO have had their own currency for years (food stamps) so why cant we?

SEXTING FOR ADULTS?

This has got to be a freaking joke. People, if you have to resort to this then just give up. Seriously go away and stop trying.

THE WIRE - MURDERERS DAY OFF

Did KCMO/KCK shooters stay inside due to wind last night? WTF is this taking the day off crap? If I have to drag my ass to the office on Mondays then so should you.

1. If you own a Hispanic grocery store in the metro you should be prepared to get jacked for your pesos.

2. Man that kills dog by ass raping it has to see a shrink.......

3. Robber crashes into the only restaurant on the plaza that folks from KCK can afford.

4. FINALLY A ROBBERY THAT MAKES SENSE! It is about time the crooks of this city figure out that robbing apartments in the projects is not as lucrative as hitting up Mission Hills.

5. It isn't safe to eat a Burrito Bowl in waldo.

elisabeth hasselbeck PICS

anna kournikova MAXIM

Carrie Underwood Bikini

Thank You.

QUICK HITS - BROKE ASS NEWZ

Im not going to lie, the news was pathetic today. This is actually the best I could come up with that was worth reading. If you want to skip over it I wouldn't blame you.

1. Thanks to the emperor of the United States the media can now exploit the deaths of our fallen heros for political gain.

2. Should our Emperor really be concerned about someone putting up a Hyatt in Antarctica?

3. Psycho Dad kills his 5 kids before offing himself.

4. Finally a child that Madonna can adopt?

5. OBESE 4 YEAR OLDS? How do you let your 4 year old get fat?

6. Australian chicks have larger breasts than most chicks..........

7. Obama kiss's the ass of Islamic people world wide.

8. Baseball players are healthier since the Steroid crackdown.

9. Obama presidency continues to weaken our once strong nation.

10. Does it really matter what happens in court with this guy? He just OJ'd his career.

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Does it matter if this gal ever wins a race?