Monday, May 30, 2011

Almost Daily Link Blast

Because the stuff I read on the internet is better than the crap you do.

1.  10 surefire ways to get your ass fired asap.
2.  Some of the best photos of Joplin after Armageddon
3.  Guys, read these 7 rules of bathroom etiquette and follow them.
4.  Poverty stricken residents of KCK and KCMO finally have ways to fight off mosquito's
5.  Modern Warfare 3 is on its way.
6.  There are only 2 approved ways to hold hands in public.
7.  The great strawberry soda taste test finally takes place.
8.  Ever wonder why commercials are louder than regular TV shows.
9.  14 awesome subway stations.
10.  Some celebs get better with age.  10 from the 90's
11. Is Selena Gomez going to end up like Miley?

Jim Jones - Everybody Jones

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Racist Dove Ad?

This ad has been causing a ton of commotion this week on the internet.  
I wonder if Jesse Jackson has giving up showering in protest.

The Worst Couple in the Universe



AWESOME

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Country Hill Motors Commercials

Who the hell is that annoying chick with Holy Starr on the Country Hill motors commercials?  "I'm tweeting on Twitter......."  Holy Crap this chick is bad.  If you haven't seen her well just imagine the 10 most annoying women that you have ever met rolled into one fake baked dirty looking 20 something blond skank that probably works the early shift at a Raytown Hooters and you are only half way there. 

LINK TO PAIN

Walmart - Mr. Ghetto " New Orleans Bounce "



Words cant describe the awesomeness of this video. LMAO.

Almost Daily Link Blast

Recipes, Wives and Sharapova.  What else do you need?

1.  Ever wonder what to do with that leftover breast milk?
2.  The best booze apps on the market.
3.  Oklahoma Joe's makes another top restaurant list.
4.  List of athletes dating/dated porn stars
5. 35 awesome pics of the 1927 flooding of the South
6.  Great collection of vintage beer cans.
7.  7 of the laziest employees in the world.
8.  The 10 Video game consultants that were never released.
9.  Taj Gibsons nutz in D Wades face.
10.  Maria Sharapova falls down (a photo story)
11.  Finally there is a guide out there for guys on how to pick out your multiple wives.
12.  30 Movie Sequels that you didn't know existed.  They made a Roadhouse 2? 

Monday, May 16, 2011

Jack Harry WTF

I think I just stumbled across the lamest thing to hit KC Media since Katie Horners Helmet comment.  "Jacks Smack" is nothing more than old uninteresting hack trying to remain relevant by stirring up controversy about nothing.  This idiot does the same thing when it comes to the Chiefs and Royals every year.  

Is this the best that local TV can gives us when it comes to sports? 

Big Hutch - Lord Have Mercy


Song starts at 2:15 This could be the track of the year.
This is the founder of Above The Law.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Pippa Middleton Topless?

KCMO ELITE ARE SCARED

What happens when black youth cross Troost in KCMO?  Liberal elitist panic and expose their true colors and try to rid their sacred Plaza area of the same people that they exploit for votes every year.

The KCMO liberal elite only want to associate with the black community when it benefits them.  You know, when they want to throw a fancy party and write it off as a "charitable event" or get their name mentioned in the media for being compassionate. 

These same douche bags will talk about the diversity that KCMO has compared to JOCO yet fail to realize that they live in one of the most segregated citys in the United States.  Think about it for just a minute, the elite in KCMO have put tan people in one section of the city, black in another, brown in another etc... and don't give a crap what happens in those areas (judging by the inability to protect and educate the residents). 

The Wire - Mo Murda

2 murders and it is only Wednesday.  Vegas odds makers have nothing on my ability to predict murders in the metro. 

1. When the headline to this story read "Johnson County" I couldn't believe it.  Then I saw that this topless WT whore did this in Gardner and well, it just kinda fit.  Gardner is our Raytown.
2.  There is no such thing as safety in numbers when you live in KCMO.  1 Dead East Side.
3.  General Store Robbery?  I hope Floyds Barber Shop is safe.
4.  East Side Problem Solver is a Revolver.  40 year old woman killed