Almost Daily link blast

Enjoy the links you lazy non internet searching bastards.  

1.  The greatest Tech Hoaxes in History 
2.  First Lady exploits child labor laws
3.  Hitler and showers should never ever go together. 
4.  New Orleans 9th Ward turning into swamp land with snakes and gators. 
5.  Blame City planners for our energy problem.
6.  Men are losing their man caves to their wives
7.  Geraldo's son thinks he is a douche bag too
8.  10 Things you need to buy in bulk
9.  25 Reasons you should never ride the bus. 
10.  Awesome!  7 Water tower houses.

Illegal Pope

Do you think the people of Arizona would let this man cross their border?

Alexandra Socha - AT&T Girl

Ever wonder who the gal is on AT&T's silent treatment commercial is?  Well her name is Alexandra Socha.  Turns out that she is a Broadway actress.  More pics in the read more section

Liberals Hate Old People and Babies

There is nothing like a good death panel to start your Monday off now is there?  You need to be afraid America.  These talking heads on the radio, tv and newspapers are just as dangerous as the extremist in Washington.  Listen to them tell you who is worthy of life and who should be left for dead and imagine if they were talking about a family member of yours.  Do you really want people with this mentality making life decisions regarding your family?  Do you want the government to control your death?

Might as well right?  They control every other aspect of your life.

Neighborhood Watch Guide - Pic of the day

My First Cavity Search - Pic of the day

Government keeps all of your info

"U.S. intelligence community will now be able to store information about Americans with no ties to terrorism for up to five years under new Obama administration guidelines."

I am sure that data is going to be in good hands and not used against us.......

Riddle Me This

I just got done reading a story about an armored truck spilling its cash and making it look like " a snow globe of money".  Apparently people that witnessed this decided to collect for their emotional damages by grabbing some loose cash.  Now the police are asking for people to return the free cash that they picked up off the road.  Would you give it back?

I am a firm believer in the ancient saying "finders keepers".  If you don't want to lose your cash then learn how to lock the doors to your freaking ARMORED TRUCK.

AFA - BIG GOVERNMENT

So I left work early today and switched on 980 and heard one of the biggest threats to our freedom that I have heard in a long time.  The name, Phillip Cosby and the association - The AFA of Kansas & Missouri.  

This is another Kook that claims to be a conservative yet spends his life fighting against our freedoms.  Who the hell is this self appointed Jesus to dictate to us what businesses we should be able to go to?  And of course he wants to use the bible to call us all sinners.

I am pretty sure that we are all adults and can make these choices on our own without this bible thumpers help.  So read up on this guy and ask yourself if he is the one you want controlling your life.

Oh and if you are Home Depot employee, he wants you to lose your job.  Compassion at its finest!

Phillip Cosby is NOT a conservative so don't be fooled.

GETTING LAID HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER!

The number one question on the mind of 10 year old's in California is, where they can get free condoms.  BUT fear not, there is a program in place to help little bobby protect himself from cooties coochies.  

Does your 10 year old worry about what the other kids will think of him walking around with condoms in his pocket?  He needn't worry because they did the research and came up with the following.

"If you think that having a condom on hand makes you look desperate for sex, check out these stats that show most teens think they look smart when they carry condoms.

• 38 percent think guys look “smart and prepared.”
• Only 7 percent think guys look like they are trying to look cool.
• 54 percent think girls look “prepared for anything, and smart, too!”
• Only 10 percent think girls look like sluts when they have a condom."

Thats right folks only 10% think your little girl is a slut for carrying around 10 free condoms, lube and a pamphlet on sex positions and the keys to a good hook up.  

I bet you are saying wow, there is no way that they can top that deal.  THINK AGAIN.  

Teensource.org offers its customers free pick up & delivery!

A free essay on "staying safe with masturbation" 

Access to the morning after pill

Tips on spotting clinics that try to trick you out of having that cool abortion that all your friends are having

Don't even worry about asking your parents, we tell you how cool it is not to ask and how the state of California gives you rights that your parents cant take away.  HOW COOL IS THAT.

GETTING LAID HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER!  

Picture of the Day

Loony Liberal - Jesus Freak - Other

Wonder who is trying to restrict our freedoms today....

1.  We are being urged to give up our sovereignty for the well being of the world.
2.  California is attempting to limit the freedom of speech in a way this country has never seen before.
3.  Refineries are set to take more of your money.  Who is to blame?
4.  Thought yelling at your cat was legal, think again.
5.  Making your own beer is illegal in many states.
6.  You are being spied on in your own Kitchen, for the good of the country...
7.  The same artists that protest Big Government and Big Business are starting SOPA back up.

Headline of the day - Castration Edition

"Dutch Roman Catholic Church 'castrated at least 10 boys'"

Religious leaders at their best

Almost Daily Link Blast

Covering crap  that nobody cares about for over 5 years.

1.  Hipster douche bags now drink Pabst Blue Ribbon
2.  10 awesome church designs. 
3.  11 Types of people that show up to weddings.
4.  The official review of KFC's Chicken Pot Pie
5.  20 knots that you need to learn to tie before zombies come and kill you
6.  Are you being monitored at work?
7.  More Cliff and less Drive for Cliff Drive in KC
8.  Did you eat any of this old school candy?
9.  Travon Martin March in NYC tonight
10.  The cheapest cars of 2012
11.  Healthy Bacon Recipes - or ways to ruin Bacon

Emy Reyes vs. Megan Piper for Mike Stones Prom

"A teenager from Minnesota who asks porn stars to prom via Twitter"

and he got a yes