Thursday, May 10, 2012

Almost Daily Link Blast

I encourage all of my Missouri readers to read these stories while driving.  


1.  10 crappy automotive additions made to vehicles in the 70's
2.  What your mother really wants for Mothers Day
3.  15 funny bar signs 
4.  Scientist can now get you drunk in under 30 secs.
5.  Worlds Tallest Water Slide
6.  6th graders film porn video inside their school in Mexico...
7.  New Rochelle, Ny takes a piss on 3 great American holidays (how the hell do you cancel a holiday). I have decided to cancel June 13th in protest of this move
8. EXPERT:  7 signs that you are watching too much porn.
9.  Samsung releases $9000 OLED TV
10.  13 most isolated outhouses on this planet.

Headline of the Day


Great idea until she makes them change the diaper...

Sunday, May 06, 2012

Leavenworth Stereotype stands up

Tell me that this isn't what you pictured the mother of the abandoned baby in Leavenworth looked like.  Sometimes it's just too easy.

And don't forget that Mothers Day is this Sunday!

OWS DOUCHE DESTROYED BY HANNITY

I hope that the OWS movement has better leadership than this guy. This guy is nothing more than a lazy wannabe communist. Dish washing is beneath him???????

Thursday, May 03, 2012

Hoodrats with free Smart Phones?????

You get up every morning and put in a solid 10 hours of work so that you can provide your family with the things necessary to function in the world today.  Maybe if you are lucky you can save up for some luxury items like Cable TV, High Speed Internet, Smart Phones, Steak for dinner and maybe a nice vacation.  Well, it appears that you do it all for nothing. 


Why do it when you can get EVRYTHING for free?

That's right folks, over a billion dollars of our tax dollars are going to provide the welfare cases in this country with SMART PHONES.  Because every welfare mom should have 10 Iphones to keep in touch with the officehusbandteachersscout troopsneighborhood watch...and everyone should have the same opportunity to play Angry Birds that you do.  

Is there anything else left that the middle class can provide for the lazy class?  Hell, who wouldn't like to have $2000 a year added to your annual income?  Instead, we have that ripped from our pockets by the government creating a 4k swing in our take home.  Feels good right?

This country is going to hell.  

Picture of the Day


Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Almost Daily Link Blast

The only crap worth reading on the internet today.  For Realz.

1.  7 Sandwiches that suck for kids (especially "Ghetto Loaf")
2.  4 types of friends that guys have to deal with because of their gf/spouse
3.  Does your wife want to hire a Maid Service?  We found the perfect one just in time for Mothers Day
4.  Rickets, Scarlet Fever and 6 other diseases are making a return trip to our bodies.
5.  The SPAM Croissant sandwich debuts at Jack n Box.
6.  27 Worst places to wake up drunk
7.  Fenway Park 1914
8.  8 Things your ignorant ass should know how to do.
9.  Top 100 Web Apps!!!!!!!!!!
10.  150 million Americans drink coffee everyday.  Is it good for them?
11.  All nude hotel now available in Florida
12.  7 year old girl in plastic car was towed by suburban driven by grandparents... WOW