Let Me Ax you

The first time axed has actually been used in the proper way in East Side. 

MSNBC is running out of race cards

AMC 20 Disgusting in Overland Park

So my wife, 2 daughters and my sister all went to see Madagascar at the movies this afternoon at AMC 20.  They just told me that the theater they were in had mice all over the place and totally ruined there experience. I have never heard of mice in a freaking theater and can only imagine how disgusting this means that the rest of the building is.  

Kinda makes you think twice about "Forks and Screens".....

ACT RIGHT OLATHE OR GET OUT

The city of Olathe is one drive by shooting away from losing its place in the JOCO country club.  What that city has turned into over the past decade is embarrassing and unworthy of the JO on the back of their cars.  It's not so much that all these drug dealers were busted no no it goes beyond that.  It is all about their business model or lack there of.  

Johnson County businessmen know better than to pollute the org chart with a bunch of middle men and pawns.  A simpler corporate structure and all would be good and there would be less chance of ruining their operation.  Due to their inability to organize and run efficiently the whole city will be sadder for the next few weeks.  Gloomy potheads are not fun and will probably turn to booze and then start driving drunk.  Good job.

Sorry Olathe, you suck in all ways and are too Wyco for Joco

KC STAR RIPS ME OFF - Thanks Yael!

I can't believe how blatant Yael Alphabet was about stealing from me.  Pretty ballsy is you ask me. 


I posted this same thing back in November of last year and then reposted it again once the aquarium and hotel were lost.  WTF!


To be continued....

Segregated Fountains again in KC?

This whole Crown Center fountain thing has seemed foul since the beginning and after doing a little research and talking to some folks in the media and bloggers I am pretty sure that I am right.  I wont go to far into the story because Tony has nailed this thing but I do have a few questions to ask.

1.  How is the water suddenly dirty this year?  I find it hard to believe that with the purification that takes place in our water now compared to a decade ago that we NOW have to worry.

2.  Isn't it weird that this didn't happen until people started complaining about how crowded Crown Center is now?  And why is a crowded entertainment/retail district a BAD THING?  Isn't that what you want?


Personally, I think that a private business can do whatever they want with their property so closing off the fountains isn't controversial to me at all.  The explanations as to WHY on the other hand are extremely suspicious.  If they would of just come out and said that crowds were to big or something, then this wouldn't be an issue

REPOST - MISSION GATEWAY JOKE

There are so many things wrong with this story that it is hard to find a starting place.  We are all being duped here by city, county and state officials for their inability to qualify a developer and their inability to sell the blighted field. 


1.  STAR Bonds were issued by Kansas in 2008 for this project as it was proposed to them.  STAR bonds are only issued for "regional attractions" with tourist attractions.  In 2008 this was passed with the thought of an aquarium being put in but with the aquarium going into Crown Center do we really expect someone to put one in Mission?  If the aquarium doesn't get built then the STAR Bonds should be canceled. 


2.  This is Wal-Mart that we are talking about here.  Does Wal Mart really need economic incentives to open a store in JOCO?  It's not like they are going out on a limb and opening a store on Prospect.


3.  How long will it take for these bonds to be paid back (if ever)?  This economy isn't exactly set up to support 150,000 feet of retail and and 150,000 square feet of office space.  Does the state need to pay for the massive screw up that Mission made?


4.  Isn't there a Wal Mart around the corner from this place now?  We are really going to pay for them to move down the street?  Did we finance the opening of their last store?

Picture of the Day

Priorities

1.  City Budget a mess
2.  Highest Murder rate in history
3.  Son is a piece of crap trouble maker with a death wish
4.  School District being taken over
5.  Infrastructure falling apart
6.  Brother involved in shooting

ALL UNIMPORTANT.  Instead Sly James wants to tell the city that it is full of fat ass people (including himself).  WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost Daily Link Blast

I saved you all by not posting the link to the naked Snooki pictures.  You are welcome!

1.  Here is a gift guide for the Leawood dad that has everything. The joke here is that one of the 2 nannies should really be getting one of these gifts.  There are actually Lions Gate families that have TWO NANNIES and still complain about their kids.
2.  Here is a gift guide for the KCK dad.  Poor bastards.
3.  12 Awesome secluded houses for dad to spend a quiet Fathers Day
4.  If your Pin or Password is listed below then you are too stupid to live. 
5.  8 TV Space Ships that don't suck
6.  6 Things for you to STOP POSTING ON FACEBOOK NOW
7.  Fathers almost always get crappy razors for Fathers Day.  Here are some unusual shaving rituals from around the world.
8.  20 apps to make your Facebook timeline better.
9.  Someone finally explains to us why all Feminist are Butt Ugly.
10.  THIS JUST IN - Faux Hawks are for douche bags.

Question of the Day

What is the worst week for business for retail shops selling greeting cards in KCMO?

Kansas evolution argument gets great exhibit

I think that this girl puts the whole evolution argument to rest.  Can we please move on to more important things in Kansas like which breed of dog will be our state dog.

Playing Catch with Anthony Sanchez

You will learn how to catch the ball OR ELSE.  

Charles Barron is the Democratic Party

In 2010, he told a reporter that in New York's Crown Heights neighborhood, Jews "only make up 20 percent of the population, but they've always walked these streets as if they owned them, and acted as if they are the only ones in the community that matter."

The Democratic Party doesn't exist anymore.  It is made up of nothing more than extremist and lobbyist.

My neighbor

I will be positing a series about my Joco welfare neighbors in blue valley on twitter over the summer. Enjoy!


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