Dipshit Poet Society

What happens when you give an ignorant hipster wannabe poet a little attention in metro blogs?  The ultra sensitive and extremely untalented get offended and cry to the blogger and label it's readers as racist and uneducated...

I am pretty sure that there are more doctors, lawyers and business executives that read our local blogs than attend some hipster poetry reading.  Seriously, what does a poet make annually?  20k?  lol.  Someone needs to tell these coffee house burnouts that it's time to grow up and contribute to society in a meaningful way and to be grateful that someone even noticed their otherwise nonexistent "art".

Knife Ban in Blue Springs

I think we should all push for a ban on knives in the city of Blue Springs due to the recent stabbing of a woman at a hotel.  This woman would be safe and sound if it wasn't for the actions taken by this knife.

Dana Wright is probably working on a knife exchange program as we speak.

TOO PREDICTABLE UPDATE
RadioDana1:27pm via Web

possibility suspect used a baseball bat, or knife to kill people on campus-- said no one.

Except for the chick that got stabbed last night AND all the people that were getting stabbed in the metro 2 years ago.  Once again Dana proves that she is nothing more than a shock jock hired by KMBZ and doesn't offer any real content to the show

Live Strong Self Help

Great/Funny story on what to do with your Yellow Live Strong bracelets now that Lance Armstrong's cheating ass has been exposed for what it is.  

Thank god I never bought into that crap.

Picture of the Day

Almost Daily Link Blast

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4.  Male Nurse has his way with Female Corpse in Los Angles.
5.  20 of the strangest hotels in the world.
6.  How to tell if she is good in bed before you sleep with her.
7.  3 Types of shits that you might be taking.  EWw
8.  10 Amazing Underground cities. 

Interesting Building of the Day

I came across this building while doing some research.  It is a Glass Farm in the Netherlands.  And no East Side residents, that doesn't mean they grow glass there...

Paseo Homeless Camp

Anyone else find it pathetic that KCMO decided to rid the east side of its homeless camp in one of the coldest stretches we have had all year?  What a bunch of thugs.  Where the hell did these people go and what houses were broken into so that they could keep warm?

At least these poor bastards have the common decency to live on their own RATHER than sponging off the government like those living in the housing projects that fill The Paseo.  

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

And to whoever beholds these ugly F's (courtesey of Channel 5's mugshots) needs their head examined.

Ray Lewis Put on Blast

"Proud of my husband and the Pats. By the way, if anyone is bored, please go to Ray Lewis' Wikipedia page. 6 kids 4 wives. Acquitted for murder. Paid a family off. Yay! What a hall of fame player! A true role model!," 

Statement of the Year

“Brownback letting state supreme court know that if they want to write budgets they will have to stand for election. Glum judges.”

MU's True colors Show Through

Report: Frank Haith expected to be named in NCAA notice | Local News - KMBC Home

Missouri's dirty coach finally gets called out for his unethical past.  Nothing says Missouri like scandal.  

A$AP Rocky - "1 Train"

Obama's executive order news conference

The Wussification of New Yorkers

Everything I use to think about when someone mentioned being a New Yorker has now been thrown out the window ever since Bloomberg has become the Mayor.  This man has turned what was suppose to be a city of tough minded, strong willed people into a city of pansy ass preschool kids...And they continue to let him.  You pussies have become softer than 4 ply toilet paper.

Who knew that you couldn't survive without a nanny telling you how much soda you could have, how you should prepare your food, when and how much medicine you can take, how you can protect yourself, how much sugar you can have at a hospital, protect you from the weather, the milk you drink, the popcorn you eat, your smoking habit at home, your booze consumption, how you nurse your newborn child, how you feed the homeless...........

Is there anything that a New Yorker can do on their own besides get bullied and pushed around by old white guys?

It use to be said that if you could survive NYC then you could make it anywhere Could they survive the mean streets of Mayberry?

Face it, the only people still worthy of the old definition of "New Yorker" are the firefighters and police officers (and their families) that are true Amercian heroes.  

Metro Guns are to blame for all!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you were able to listen to the of touch ramblings of Dana Wright yesterday then you were truly blessed.  I say this because in Pope like fashion she resolved you all of blame for your criminal actions and put it squarely on guns.  Sure this was full of holes, hypocrisy and grandstanding but none of that matters when discussing freedom with a liberal.

You might of even missed the typical "ask the dead people" line that was dropped by her which is always used when one is cornered or boxed in.  What she fails to realize is that if you DID ask the dead people they would all blame the psycho shooters that committed the act instead of the method that the act was carried out.  Does it matter what was used to do it to a dead person?

Gun shows aren't all that bad to Dana though.  She does take money from them by letting them advertise during her show.  Gun Money is good but Guns are bad.....

To a do gooder liberal speed in killings is everything, remember.  120 people can get murdered in KCMO alone over a year and nobody bats an eyelash but anytime 3 or more people get shot at once in a location that is typically void of crime then its time to rip apart our constitution etc... How does that make any sense at all?

1.  Home Invasion shooting has to be the fault of the gun and not the fault of the thug.
2.  Stealing Food due to hunger has to be the fault of the gun
3.  Double shooting in KCMO due strictly to gun ownership.
4.  Which was to blame for this?  The Crowbar, the Big Mac, the Psychos or duh The Gun.
5.  OH CRAP, TAKE AWAY OUR PHONES NOW.  Phone call used to rob local Wal Greens.  I hope Dana Wright doesn't own a cell phone and if she does I hope she has gone through background checks and mental evaluations to ensure she is capable of ownership.