HIP HOP FLASH BACK

Another video when Hip Hop didn't suck.

METRO SHOOTING OVER/UNDER

It is scary how accurate I have been with this thing. Can I actually see dead people? Anyways, the weather is suppose to be humid and in the upper 80's this weekend and school just started. So the number for the weekend is: 5. I for one am going to take the over on this.

TOP 5 MOST OVERRATED KC LOCATIONS

I am not going to go into an in depth explanation about each of these because most of you know that these places suck. This is just a warning for Tourists and village idiots looking to travel into KCMO.

1. 18th & Vine - Enjoy the new parking lot. (notice all the traffic there when this photo was taken, yeah me neither)

2. Crown Center - I believe that the shops are open 5 hours a day there and full of crap that you don't need.

3. Crossroads District - You can find better art on your home refrigerator. The people that go to this area play make believe that Kansas City has culture and therefore are total morons.

4. The Brooksider - Holy poser hell.

5. Science S**tty - This place might be the biggest joke in the metro.

HEY GLOOM & DOOM JACKASS'S

Where the hell are you now that oil has dropped? Where are all the idiots that flooded my comment section and inbox telling me that I didn't know what I was talking about when I stated that the price of oil would fall before the end of summer? Enjoy your smart cars jackass's.

Bannister Mall

Quick thought here. I just read a story titled "Bannister Mall Blight Attracts Crime". Didn't a fully functioning Bannister Mall attract crime as well? Stop blaming the building and start looking at what the neighborhoods around that area have turned into. It doesn't take a decoder ring to decipher the gang signs spray painted on the over passes and street signs.

IT IS TIME TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION

That's right folks it is time for the great civilization known as Southern Overland Park to leave the North behind in order to form a more perfect union. Let's face it what does Northern OP contribute to those of us in Southern Overland Park? Not much besides Taco Via and Oak Park mall.

I say we make it official at simply become Blue Valley. I will have more on this later today because if you don't think this is possible or even currently being thought of by those in city hall you are wrong.

QUICK HITS

Top Ten stories that you need to know about before speaking today.

1. After a lazy Tuesday it is good to see that violent crime is back on track in the metro area. Dead body found in house on Forest.

2. Can't we just bull doze Prospect? Seriously, nothing good ever happens on this street. Man shot at 40th and noProspects.

3. Kansas City religious leaders like sodomy. They like it so much that they paid $10 million dollars to molest local boys.

4. If a racetrack that nobody went to in the first places closes, does anyone care? No.

5. Will Prairie Village leaders finally jump on board with my plan of taking down the 18th street expressway?

6. God bless the little engine that could KCK. While they lack the numbers that KCMO has they still manage to either shoot or stab someone on a daily basis. Stabbing on "scenic" 7th street.

7. In a city full of shell casings, broken crack pipes, shanks and grenades, do they really need to worry about a smoking ban in KCK? Seriously they can't enforce the laws that they have now so why add to the list. Tell ya what, clean up the crime in the city then come back and say that you are concerned about the health of the citizens. Jackass's.

8. How fitting is it that a man that crapped all over former players health needs, dies early. Normally I would feel bad about a death but the way this guy treated former NFL players makes it difficult for me to say anything more than CYA A-HOLE!

9. How many greeting card sayings were deemed inappropriate by Hallmark while they were creating "Gay Marriage Cards"?

10. Alligators swimming in the streets of Florida.