SMSD PERV and the Double Standard

The way that this story will play out all depends on the genders of the 2 involved.

If the teacher is an attractive woman with either a male or female student then there will be a slap on the wrist and a Playboy photo shoot. 

If the teacher is a man or an ugly butch woman then there will be people roaming North OP with pitchforks and torches. 

Complete list of female teachers that have taught sex ed to students.

Kathleen Sebelius is a crappy liar

The Not So Daily Link Blast

Long lengthy posts about crap that nobody cares about OR 10 links to get you through the day?  180,000 hits proves that we have the right formula. 

1.  Movie Cliches that give you douche bags hope.
2.  10 pieces of worthless exercise equipment 
3  Charlie Sheen manages to piss off "Warlocks"
4.  The 12 biggest Malls in the world.
5.  60 Disgusting Guinness Book of World Record pictures for you to enjoy after lunch.
6.  Why the Ipad 2 is better than the one you currently have
7.  Do you know any Mass Murderers?
8.  Some of the most disgusting stuff your slob of a neighbor might have in their house.
9.  The KC metro area has no real street vendor presence other than Hookers and Dealers in the East Side.  So here are 7 awesome Hot Dog stands for your viewing pleasure.
10.  The History of the Space Shuttle

KCTV5 THINKS YOU ARE IGNORANT F'S

Sunspots!  That is what the people at CBS want you to believe was the cause of their screw up of the KU MU game.  How dumb do they think Kansas City residents are?  When you go to google news and type in "sunspots" the only story that comes up is this one.  Wouldn't you think that if there was a sudden sunspot problem in the United States that there would be more problems reported?

CBS has a long history of screwing up sports in this town.  Katie Horner, Sun Spots, lack of  sound, picking crappy NFL games and of course the 20 inch scroll at the bottom of your TV for a storm 300 miles away.

So CBS can shove their excuses and fake apologies up there incompetent asses.

HUCKABEE vs. PORTMAN

Here we go again.  Yet another politician imposing their beliefs on us.  Natalie Portman Pregnancy

SHEEN WARS Mashup

Daily Link Blast

Ok, so I might of missed a couple days....

1.  Just in time for spring break - 50 drinking games to get you hammered
2.  40 awesome Charlie Sheen quotes
3.  10 Worst selling cars of all time
4.  What did Beyonce do to get all of this money from Gadhafi?  slut.
5.  The 10 greatest submarines
6.  The 100 best toys of all time
7.  "Why men look at women and their beautiful legs".  Did we need a study on this?
8.  Great way to Tweet at work without being caught - Spreadtweets
9.  Modern Drunkard Magazine - Awesome
10.  Does anything beat a link titled - 20 Hottest Pillow Fight Girls
11.  Tony in the Pitch - Great Story.  

Pyramid of Sheen