Tuesday, December 11, 2007

THE DOME WORKS!


Do you need anymore proof? I don't.

Not only do the majority of the weather people in this town have no clue when it comes to predicting the weather, but with the exception of Mike Thompson and Brian Busby do more harm than good. Katie Horner must of had nightmares of clouds when she was a kid because I have never seen anyone more afraid than her of a storm. Gary Lezak's "new data" is simply code for "I blew it "(no pun intended) 10 minutes ago.

Monday, December 10, 2007

TIME TO TEST THE DOME


Johnson County will finally be able to put its weather dome to the test tonight. Everyone in the world is predicting at least 1 inch of ice (1/2 inch is all it takes to take down power lines) and up to 2 inches of ice. Will the dome that has protected us from Tornado's, Hail, Flooding, Locust, liberals be up to the challenge?

HONEY BAKED HOES?



There are so many ways to go with this story but in an effort to keep this place some what clean I will just let you read this disturbing story.

<----- He was right, pigs are disgusting animals.

Chase Daniel

Todays emails have been humorous to say the least. They were filled of at least he was there, what good publicity for the school etc...

What good ever comes of finishing 4th? Who the hell is going to remember the 4th place finisher in the 2007 Heisman trophy?

"If at first you don't succeed lower your standards" should be placed in the empty trophy case in Columbia.

ROBBERY

What would you say if I told you that someone were to take 39% of everything you make?

or

What would you say if you were to receive a 39% pay increase heading into next year?

or

What would you say if you were to receive that 39% increase but were not allowed to spend it? Someone else was going to spend it and more than likely it would be spent paying people that decide they don't need to work.

SORRY NOAH!!!!!!!!!!


Today was my Nephews birthday party and I had to miss it due to the pain in my back THAT WILL NOT EVER GO AWAY. This is the first such event that I have ever missed and judging by the photos it looks like I missed out on a good time. Hopefully he will like the gift.

Noah can't read so I am counting on his parents to read this to him.

Sunday, December 09, 2007

QUICK HITS


1. Texas has outlawed people having sex in their homes. Ok, Texas is outlawing 20-30 people having sex in one home. Either way, is this really the most urgent thing facing this country. The moral police in this country amaze me. They need to worry less about this and get back to work on building our damn border fence.

2 Is ALGORE really concerned about the environment or just looking for a way to pad his pockets? It seems to me that someone that was as passionate about a cause wouldn't charge for these speeches. Then again what do you expect from a liberal.

3. The United States once again defeats England. Floyd Mayweather is still pound for pound the best fighter in the world.

4. December is turning out to be one of the most violent months in recent history. First schools, then malls and now church's (Jesus not Chicken)

5. Bill Clinton went black but came back? According to my barber that is not possible.

6. This isn't Burger King you can't have it your way. It turns out that Dems that are now opposing waterboarding (because it is an election year) were all for it in 2002.

7. Holier than though? Paul Morrison isn't as perfect as some of you think he is.

HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY GET IT WRONG



This weekend was further proof as to why being a "weather person" in Kansas City is the easiest job in the country. I mean where else can you get away with blowing EVERY forecast. Katie Horner was telling people on Friday to stock up at the grocery store, Lezak said it wouldn't happen until Saturday night. BOTH WERE WRONG.

This caused my Saturday Morning trip to Hen House to be a royal pain in the ass. Not only was the storm not holding up until Saturday Night (nice call Gary) but the grocery store was completely out of carts and the lines were backed up to the back of the store (thanks Katie). I am sick of people calling these two the best in town. NEVER are they right and in Katies case they cause more harm than good with the panic they cause.

Horner may be the worst person to live in this city since Bob Berdella.

Friday, December 07, 2007

Cassie Scerbo HOT ?




WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?



1. Penn state grads dressed up as Virginia Tech murder victims for Halloween. This might the most classless thing I have read in a long time. Islamic Terrorist think that Penn State students have no class.
2. Microsoft releases Ho!Ho!Ho! 2.o. At least it works (unlike Vista).
3. Where was Bill Walker going?
4. Photos released of Omaha Mall Shooting.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

SHOCK RADIO - Kevin Kietzman Calls Lew Perkins a Liar.


Today Kevin Kietzman said that he told his kids it is never ok to lie and he is sick of people is sports lying (Lew Perkins, Mike Alden, Big 12, MLB)

REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE SAME GUY THAT LIED TO
HIS WIFE
HIS KIDS
HIS EMPLOYEES
HIS BUSINESS PARTNERS
ETC.........

SORRY KEVIN, YOU NEVER GET TO TAKE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND


Francia Raisa HOT ?




TOP 20 HOLIDAY MOVIES/CARTOONS


IN NO ORDER

1. CHRISTMAS VACATION
2. A CHRISTMAS STORY
3. A CHRISTMAS CAROL
4. SCROOGED
5. CHARLIE BROWNS CHRISTMAS
6 RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
7. FROSTY THE SNOWMAN
8. MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET
9. HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
10. THE SANTA CLAUSE
11. MR. MAGOOS CHRISTMAS
12. MICKEYS CHRISTMAS CAROL
13. NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
14. THE FAMILY MAN
15. ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE
16. EMMIT OTTERS JUG BAND CHRISTMAS
17. ELF
18. POLAR EXPRESS
19. THE REF
20. HOME ALONE

KANSAS CITY WEATHER INFORMATION


Due to the constant driving through Kansas that I do to my job I have compiled a list of links that help me out with weather and roads during the winter months. Hopefully these can be helpful for you.

RADAR (This is the national weather service radar and is the most up to date system on the net) : LINK
OVERLAND PARK TRAFFIC CAMERAS (NOT THE SCOUT): LINK
KC SCOUT: LINK
KANSAS ROAD CONDITIONS (IF YOU ARE IN MISSOURI FIND YOUR OWN): LINK

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

IF EVER THERE WAS A PLACE FOR TONYA HARDING



This woman is the perfect embodiment of KCK. I expect the people of KCK to roll out the red carpet to their Princess Diana.

P.S. I will not be posting a picture of this woman(Tonya Harding) on my blog. The thought alone makes me throw up in my mouth. Instead here is a picture of Carrie Underwood