Wednesday, May 21, 2008
TOP TEN MEDIA IDIOTS IN KC
This list was hard to do because I wanted to limit it to 10. These fine individuals represent the worst of what Kansas City media has to offer.
1. Kevin Kietzman - The biggest hypocrite in KC media. This guy has run down every athlete to ever make it big in the city (that didn't kiss his ass) for their lack of family values etc.. YET threw away his own marriage to go after the daughter of an advertiser. His hatred for KU is legendary yet he claims to have no bias. If he tells you the sky is blue, look out the window and double check. He covers up his lack of sports knowledge by making everything out to be a controversy and will sell his soul for ad revenue.
2. Hearnes Christopher - Covering the Kansas City "Scene" is like covering summer in the North Pole. Who can forget the story that he broke regarding...................................
3. Jeffery Flannagan - How this guy still has a job is beyond me. He makes his living off of covering angles that nobody cares about and posting sports radio arbitron ratings. There are at least 20 KC sports blogs in this city with more insight and timely takes that Flannagan provides his readers.
4.
"Inny, minny, miny, mo........Screw it I will sleep with all of them."
There aren't really words to describe the crap hole that this woman has dug herself. She is 41 years old, married and a mother YET she still found time to nail half the teenage boys in Cuba, Mo.
QUICK HITS
1. Area car dealer is now offering the "Drive By" package.
2. Could this be the most dangerous job in the Metro? Who the hell is going to knock on rentals in the East Side?
3. 13 year old kid involved in Drive By shooting SHOULD be tried as an adult. If at 13 he is doing drive bye's why give him a chance to improve his aim? This guy needs to be lost in the system forever.
4. It is always good to piss off the people that supply your oil and just bailed out your financial institutions.
5. Parents ditch their kid in their escape from thief. Nice parenting.
6. Stabbing in KCK...........If you go to a bar on Central avenue and don't get stabbed or shot then THAT would be news.
7. Ted Kennedy's CHICKkkkkkkens! Have come home, to roost!
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
SEX DETOXIFICATION?????
This book is promoting 30 days of abstinence to improve your relationship which automatically ruins this guys credibility. If this were the case nobody would ever get divorced. 30 DAYS IS NOTHING! If you see this book, burn it. If you see this guy in the street, kick his ass. This man is a danger to men every where and should not be taken lightly.
Since this blog is an informative site I have come up with my own solution. This product is sure to improve any relationship problems that you might be having. Seriously, what news or troubles could your wife bring you that would make you lose out on this?
You are welcome in advance for saving your marriages!
QUICK HITS
The QUICK HITS section continues to be one of the most popular sections of this blog. Thank you for all of the emails.
1. Never trust a dairy farmer! Anyone that can live amongst that odor is capable of anything.
2. Coyote fur coming soon to Leawood Macys?
3. The Broadway Bridge is now dual purpose. I am not sure that the fall is high enough to kill you, luckily the filth and sewage in the MO is bad enough to finish you off.
4. Mammy canned. Who didn't see that coming?
5. So you have 10 people hanging outside of a house after midnight in KCMO's gangland..........
6. Pregnant man seen outside gardening.....yes I said that.
7. I thought New Yorkers were tough? Take a Tylenol and get back to work!
8. Why is a story about a photog getting speared with a Javelin funny to me?
9. Kangaroos slaughtered to save Lizard? Why do people think that every species deserves saving? This is what happens when liberalism hits the outback.
Monday, May 19, 2008
AVOID FAMOUS DAVES P&L DISTRICT
Saturday night my wife and I went to the P&L district for dinner before my sisters graduation. We set out to try something new but due to time constraints we ate at the first place that could seat us right away, Famous Daves. The food and atmosphere were great.......but I will never go back. Little did I know that what while we didn't have to wait an hour for a table the service would be so poor that it would of been faster to wait some where else.
I have never had worst service at a restaurant in the Metro . This place was so poorly run that I thought for sure that the manager must sit on the KCMO school board and the waiter was the police chief. It was so bad that it was funny. I thought for sure that we were on Punk'd.
This is an avoid at all cost place until management changes.
"How is your commitment level in your marriage this morning?’
This is too good to be true. What do you think was going through Hillary's mind while she sat through this sermon? Funny that Bill wasn't there by her side.....
NOT SO QUCK HITS
1. Sebelius would rather "save" a polar bear thousands of miles away than provide power to her state.
2. While other city employees have been fired and have to find real jobs, the city council of KCMO is preparing to move into new offices (with plasma tv's). This is yet another example of liberal double talk.
3. A party isn't a party until someone gets killed, in the East Side of town.
4. I thought the only people that would be jumping to their deaths from an Entercom tower are those at 610 Sports. I guess I was wrong.
5. The "Rocket Team". Someone tell me that Turner High School DOESN'T have a rocket TEAM. This has got to be a typo.
6. More arson in KC?
7. Sad story about an Overland Park grandpa that died to save his grandkid at Lake of the Ozarks.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
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