Sunday, January 23, 2011

NATALIE PORTMAN SEX MOVIE

A movie about Natalie Portman being a slut was #1 this weekend.  
Who said that Americans had bad taste!

KANSAS CITY BLEEDS

There are so many over achievers this weekend that it was hard to choose who to feature.  The below pieces of crap did a great job of separating themselves from the rest of the pack.

1.  Only a thief in KCMO would be dumb enough to target a store in which the highest priced item is a dollar
2.  Cold temperatures don't frighten off Prospect ave. shooters.  1 dead.
3.  KCMO alley ways serve as tombs for its residents.
4.  Olathe Tough guy murders 3 week old child.  Have a nice short life in prison you piece of Sh&*
5.  Wichita is just now getting their first homicide of the year?  Slackers
6.  16 Year Old KCK chick get acceptance letter from her first choice prison.  Full Ride scholarship for life.

OLBERDOUCHE CANNED

Being the number one host at the worst cable news network is like being the tallest midget. 
I for one will be sad to see this piece of crap go.  He was a daily reminder to Americans of what liberals really think. 

Keith Olbermann hated by most Americans.

IVANKA TRUMP KNOCKED UP

Knocking up a Ivanka Trump is like winning power ball twice.  

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Anne Hathaway Catwoman

What the hell happened to Megan Fox?  Story

DAILY LINK BLAST

Some links to get you through the cold. 

1.  This kid put together his own online scouting report for his classmates looking to get a tight end in the first round.  I guess some parents didn't like where their daughter was slotted in the draft.
2.  Left wing baby killer used scissors to kill at least 7 kids.
3.  In an effort to calm the rhetoric a liberal commie bastard calls republicans Nazis.
4.  Not even Paris Hilton would snort what these two dumb asses did.
5.  Gordon Brown continues to be a piece of spineless, alarmist Euro Trash.
6.  Michelle Obama got all dressed up and was full of smiles for a man that supports the killing of little girls to control his countries population.  She is such a great mother.
7.  Christina Aguilera has officially become a drunken slut.  Bout damn time.
8.  Playboy on an IPAD?

THE WIRE - OPERATION BLOOD WATCH

Here is a listing of local crime events canceled due to current weather conditions. 


1.  Drive By Shootings
2.  Car Jackings
3.  Home Invasions
4.  Whoring 
5.  Slanging
6.  Stabbings


Be sure to tune in early tomorrow for more listings

Monday, January 17, 2011

Daily Link Blast

I tried to find links that didn't deal with all the crap surrounding the Arizona Shooting.  I think that we could all use a break from all of that for at least a few days.

1.  Commie Scientist at NASA thinks that the people that voted in November are too ignorant to live.
2.  Ugly people are screwed in life.  Low IQ's should add to their self esteem.
3.  3rd graders in UFO country smoke pot to cope with alien life.
4.  Slime ball John Edwards gets ready to face a grand jury for being a wife hating douche bag.
5.  Looking to cure the winter blues?  Here are some tips to help you get through this miserable season.
6.  FHM releases its hottest 100 women list. Unfortunately for us these guys are terrible judges.
7.  Chinese leaders insult United States as they come to see their buddy Obama (who also hates America).
8.  Food crisis panic begins.  This is what happens in the absence of leadership.

NATALIE PORTMAN AGAIN (poor us)

This woman is always in the news.  Best Actress Golden Globes (video acceptance speech)