Tha Alkaholiks "Daaam"

Murder slump?

Anyone else feel let down by this weekends shooting/murder numbers?  2 days of nice weather and all that you could do is 7? We have come to expect more out of you!

1.  KC murderers open mobile creation business.  2 dead.
2.  Another KCMO resident takes his banking business to JOCO.  PV Bank Robbed
3.  BV's Chirst vs. KCMO cops just in time for Easter.
4.  4 dead in murder suicide.
5.  KCMO shooters don't rest on Sundays
6.  Joco people don't know how to attack cops.

Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures

If you didn't want to talk about your nude pics then you shouldn't of leaked them and used them to extend your 15 minutes of fame. 

Teacher Unions Blow

The KCMOSD is one of the worst districts in the United States of America yet these douche bag teachers think they should keep their jobs.  Psst, bald douche bag in the tweed jacket, you don't get a job for life when you become a teacher so stop your freaking crying.

Lack of money + crappy performance = Unemployed teachers

Eazy-E - Down 2 Tha Last Roach

For all of our 4-20 celebrating readers.

#9

Now ranked in the Top 10 (political blogs) in America. 

The Wire -Dead City Walking

Look for a nice uptick in crime this weekend.  The weather is nice, guns are loaded and there is plenty of revenge to be had.  Happy shootings this weekend fellas.

1.  Psycho plots to shoot up High School in Missouri
2.  Family of molested girl passed on telling the cops and decided to just keep the man away.  OH, the girl was 5.
3.  Gardner standoffs suck compared to KCMO standoffs.
4.  JOCO homes will continue to be burglarized until we put up check points on 435 to block all Missouri residents from our county unless they have papers
5.  You know times are tough when the professional crooks in Missouri have to use ROCKS to rob people.
6.  It wouldn't be the same if we didn't have a KCMO stabbing to report.  50 stitches is decent but I would of liked to of see a little more effort.
7.  12 year old raped by 18 year old in Grandview.
8.  Home Invasions in KCMO are making a comeback.
9.  KCK steps up to the plate with a nice gas station shooting off of 10th street.  Rare for such a nice part of town.....

Beastie Boys Fight For Your Right - Revisited

Awesome

Obama continues to shart on America

Will you notice if the Federal Government shuts down? Hell No. 

1.  Another problem faces America and our President takes ANOTHER vacation.  I think this guy got elected so that he could take his family on a free vacation every week.
2.  While there might not be enough money to pay our troops there is plenty of money for this douche to vacation?
3.  Obama gives the finger to America when it comes to gas prices
4.  How much did George Soros pay for this ugly worn out handbag?
6.  Fuc&$@g up gas prices wasn't enough for our president.  No, no, his policies even reach our FREAKING KITCHENS!
7.  Obama's war plan on Libya is causing friendly fire on US Tax Payers.
8.  Obama's brain remains missing as people search for his birth certificate.

FOX NEWS MAKES A HUGE MISTAKE!

There is no way that Jennifer Love Hewitt belongs with this group of fugly has been stars.  One bad picture and she is mentioned with Kathleen Turner? 

Thank you for supporting the E - Tax

On behalf of all of us in Johnson County I would like to thank you ignorant fools for keeping your tax scam.  We will continue to welcome KCMO companies and white collar employees fleeing your corrupt crime filled city to our oasis of commerce. 

Try collecting a Tax from a vacant building and empty houses lol. 

Almost Daily Link Blast

I did all the work, all that you have to do is click the freaking link. 


1.  10 types of women that every guy knows.  The Whore, The slut........
2.  I always thought the Slut Walk started in the Nick & Jakes parking lot and ended at the bar
3.  The 10 creepiest kids shows.
4.  10 animals that scare the crap out of you bastards.
5.  The 10 best time machines in movie history
6.  Sploshing - WTF
7.  Old ass man tries to have his way with Carrie Underwood.
8.  Psychotic Bitch can't handle lesbian artwork.
9.  The best chance for KCMO school grads to get a job.

The face of the Religious Right

I was asked who I thought was the leader of the religious right and this is the only person I could think of. It has to be John Lighgow from Footloose doesn't it?

Reverend Shaw Moore: If our Lord wasn't testing us, how would you account for the proliferation, these days, of this obscene rock and roll music, with its gospel of easy sexuality and relaxed morality?

Velvet Revolver - She Builds Quick Machines

Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

Japanese sex robot or Miley Sex Doll.  That will be the question going through the head of many a 40 year old living in their parents basement this Christmas.