The Worst News Story I have read in a long time

This could be without doubt be one of the worst things that I have ever read on the internet.  TEACHER molests 30 KIDS in LA.

What's Grosser than Gross?

Christina Aguilera provides us with the answer (open at your own risk)

Metro Life Expectancy

What does it say about our city when an Elephant at the Zoo (51)  has a longer life expectancy than most East Side Residents? 

Hood Records - Auto Racing

I am not sure that we have had anyone travel from one crappy part of town in the metro 27th & PROSPECT to another one PARALLEL PKWY KCK in the history of this city.


These two citizens took an 80's model Oldsmobile for a 16 mile ride at 100mph.  Felony drug warrants brink out the best in all of us!

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

I have been following politics (closely) now since the 91 election cycle and have never been this bored this early in a primary.  I am sick and tired of hearing candidates from all parties argue over "fair share" and attempt to cast each other as villains due to the amount of money they have made.  Are we really out to elect the most poverty stricken person to the White House?

You people are delusional if you think that an "average" person with an average life, average job and average family is capable of leading the free world.  We should expect our leaders to have been successful in their private lives.  

We don't make F students valedictorians, pick the slowest/fattest kid first in sports and strive to hook up with the ugliest women we see do we (bets and contest don't count)? You don't shop at stores with the highest prices and worst products because you can relate to how crappy of a business owner the person is.  We don't pick the worst doctors to take care of us.  And we don't expect weak cowards to defend our country.  

So why would something as important as this be any different? 

YET some of you morons want to pick the most average unqualified candidate to lead our nation and because of that we all have to sit through these pathetic attacks and debates.  Think about it, we are actually witnessing successful people DEFEND their success because some of you are insecure about your station in life.  

Get over it douche bags and let us pick someone for their ideas and experience rather than their ability to be slightly above average.  

Almost Daily Link Blast

10 links to get you through the day

1.  10 flight attendant stories that are a little crazy.
2.  The 5 bad habits of poor people.  Can't they just be normal.
3.  7 events that prove that the end of the world is coming 
4.  11 things more disgusting than your toilet seat.
5.  Stonewall Pizza in Lenexa makes national news. 
6.  28 hottest girls of the 80's 
7.  DRINKING GAME - STATE OF THE UNION 2012
8.  Starbucks makes it official - BOOZE is in.
9.  Crap guys hope to get in the future
10.  5 ways to get through an awesome day of unemployment 

UAW 31 - Real Geniuses

GM invests $20 million into a local plant in a BAD economy, while other plants close and these fools piss on their face and authorize a strike vote.  

THE WIRE - Gangsta Gangsta

New Police Initiative = FAIL

New police chief and mayor and still nothing has changed in this city 
1.  Two for the price of 1 in the hood.  TWO KILLED
2.  Probation given to Go Kart thief Killer
3.  Chilling out on the side of a highway gets you killed
4.  Did this dumb ass not know that banks had cameras.  He might as well of said cheese
5.  East Side women have started to fight back.  
6.  Further proof that we live in a metro full of dumb ass's 
7.  Carjackers with crappy taste hit Lenexa.  A Sebring????????
8.  Old ass woman a drug smuggler. 

Vanessa Hudgens Returns

Infographic - Pawn Empire

For all of you Reality Pawn Show Fans.

Irish Ale - Boulevard Brewmaster Video

A DUH!, Journalist moment- Gardner

"Twitter may change how we communicate"

YA THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost Daily Link Blast

1.  Meet the blonde chick that caused a captain to go Titanic on everyone.
2.  Obama wife thinks that $28 for a burger isn't all that bad.
3.  Thanking god could be bad for your health.
4.  15 fences that don't suck
5.  Obama writes love letters to Iran.
6.  Sooner or later you run out of people to file claims.
7.  Who do you talk to if your daughter decides to whore herself out?
8.  2012 most stressful jobs.
9.  Fake places that are real.
10.  Which Disney Princesses would be the best to hook up with?
11.  5 unknown weapons that dentist use to cause pain.

Is this the greatest App ever?

AVOID THE GHETTO APP!

KC residents have had this for years.  Their cars automatically turn West once they get near Troost.

The Wire - Over/Under Update

Early this year I made my yearly Vegas betting line on the over/under in KCMO murders this year.  At first I was surprised at how many of you took the over 3 weeks in, you might be right.  

1.  If a house in East KCMO burns down, does the property value increase or decrease?

2.  MLK's dream doesn't mean much to East KCMO residents.  3 MURDERED

3.  Breaking into a home in the most armed 2 mile area on the continent is not a good idea.  NorthEast Robber Shot.

4.  Independence Center just met its end.  Shooting this weekend.  Shoppers tell the media how scared they were.  

5.   Charges were finally filed on the man that got 2012 off to a quick start.