BACK AFTER THE HOLIDAY

Forgot to put this out last week. 

THIS IS WHO LIBERALS DEFEND?

This bastard that says that we are worst than the people that attacked our country and killed thousands of innocent people?

9 Things Men Should Know About Sex, Love and Marriage - FOX NEWS

You met, you fell in love, had sex – all the time. You put a ring on her finger and started a family (not necessarily in that order). By most standards, you’re living the American dream—except that your sex life seems to have gone the way of the rotary phone.
Instead of breathlessly ripping off each other’s clothes once your baby finally falls asleep, you’re nodding off in front of the TV, shirt stained with pureed carrots. Why didn’t anyone warn you? As a sex therapist and father of two, I’m here to tell you what your married friends won’t about being a husband and father. And if you want to talk more, just visit me at Good in Bed, where I’ll be talking about these issues all week.
3 Things They Don’t Tell You About Marriage

1. You will often feel like you’re in prison. This is only natural when you go to sleep and wake up next to the same person day after day. Some people get married and feel like they have to do everything together—they merge completely. And then they wake up one day, and it’s like they’re living that Talking Heads song: "This is not my beautiful house...this is not my beautiful wife...how did I get here?"
Quick fix: Great couples are great individuals. Don’t be afraid to go your own way sometimes. From guys’ and girls’ nights out to the occasional separate vacation, maintain individual identity.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH FOR A COST

$300 to blog in Philly!  Will liberal bloggers continue to support living in a welfare state now that they need to pay $300 to bitch about how much they hate America?

THE WIRE - DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR

Kansas City, Mo & KCK are such great places to live. I see why you guys are so quick to defend the city's that you live in.  The culture is outstanding!


1.  Estimated price of a life in Liberty = $45
2.  Couples night in KCMO - Murder Suicide. 
3.  The latest in a weekend of blood in the metro - 39th street.
4.  Body under a blanket and a smell were enough to get the police involved on the Plaza.
5.  6 in the morning is never good in the hood. Carjacking
6.  Another fairytale life ends in the East Side.  
7.  Man gunned down and the chick was abducted in KCK.
8.  Ugly Independence "woman" probably killed her husband.  Classy.
9.  Woman killed, man dead.  Your typical East Side Friday night.
10.  KCK tries to keep pace with the Varsity squad this weekend.  Game Over
11. Another freaking carjacking and shooting in KCMO. 
12.  After the shot and robbed this dude they stole his freaking pants. lol. 

LIBERAL WRAP UP - ULGY F***ERS

The only thing worst than their politics is their appearance.  Eww. 


1.  Maxine Waters drops the race card and plays the gossip card.  Huh?
2. 50% of the Obama welfare recipients waste tax payer money and end up back where they started. 
3.  Obama vs. EPA on his vacation.  Will he follow his liberal warnings?
4.  If every citizen gave the gov 44k we would be out of debt for at least a day. 

RIGHT OR WRONG?

Over the past 5 months I have sat back and watched the Right Wing of the Republican party completely lose touch with the American people.  Sure I consider myself right of center but holy crap people you are almost as bad as the left.  If it weren't for the recent influx of independents joining our cause I would leave your ass behind and vote for Montgomery Brewster every election.    

You morons need to lighten up.You don't need to spend every minute of your life trying to convert us into green activist or pastors. 

Here are a few examples of how I differ from the suit and tie crowd


1.  I believe in the legalization of Marijuana and gambling. 
2.  I am against the expansion of a city just to freaking expand.  How about you develop and improve the blighted areas of your freaking community instead of starting over every 10 years.  OVERLAND PARK THAT MEANS YOU.  I don't believe in global warming but tearing up land for no reason is ignorant.
3. I am against censorship.
4.  One thing I could never understand while I was in the Marine Crop  was that you could die for your country at 18 but couldn't have a sip of booze off base unless you were 21.  Drop the age to 18.
5. I am against any laws passed that limit my freedom.  I don't need liberal elitist or religious extremist telling me how to live.

"middle-class people in Kansas City pretending not to smell poop"

I was going to post something about this event 

but Tony nailed it!

What I have been watching

This summer many of us were forced to do something that we never thought we would do between May and September, watch TV.  If you live in JOCO it was the heat that forced you in and in KCMO it was the bullets, either way we were screwed.  So now that summer is done and over with I thought I would share with you the crap that kept my attention on TV this summer. 

1.  Top Shot - History Channel
2.  American Pickers - History Channel
3. Phineas & Ferb - Disney Channel - I started watching this show with the kids and was surprised at how funny it actually was.
4.  The Wire - I have been going back through the series with the HBO on Demand feature.
5.  Pawn Stars - History Channel -  I just started watching this show and it isn't bad for summer TV.
6.  The World Cup - The highlight of summertime TV this year had to be the World Cup.
7.  Wipeout - I use to watch the Japanese version of this show on Spike TV and this is every bit as good as that was.  
8.  Food Channel - Pretty much any of the shows that cover BBQ, Dives etc..
9.  The All Star Game
10.  Entourage 
11.  And the best of them all Treme

10 ways KCMO school are like Prisons -------REPOST

Since it is back to school time 

Is there a difference between the two?
1. Both are in old run down buildings
2. Both populations are split up amongst race
3. Both have metal detectors at the doors
4. Both are full of people that never graduate from High School.
5. Both are run by corrupt and incompetent people
6. If you get in trouble you go to solitary
7. People are released without rehabilitation/education because of over crowding.
8. Private companies do a better job of running both
9. There is a 50/50 chance of getting shanked in the yard.
10. Both are the last place you want your children to end up

THE WIRE - DEATH & DESTRUCTION

Another chamber of commerce weekend. 


1.  I know someone getting shot isn't exactly funny BUT this gal saying that she was shot "chillin at the park" is DAMN FUNNY!.  
2.  Can someone please tell these douchebags that it isn't 1985 anymore.
3.  2 of the ugliest women in the metro arrested for robbing an old ass woman.
4.  Veteran beats the crap out of carjacking jack ass.  Score one for the good guys.
5.  The Plaza keeps getting worst.  
6.  Shoot two get one free on Prospect.
7.  East Side Baby.
8.  Guns, cocaine, weed and booze found during Prospect DUI checkpoint.  

OTHER THAN BEGGING - FOX ON SEX

5 TIPS ON HOW TO TRICK YOUR WIFE INTO SEX

DIPSET IS BACK - TRACK OF THE WEEK

JOCO BIZ MAKES IT BIG

Congrats to Jeff Martin and Smallcakes

THE WIRE - WELCOME TO KC, ENJOY YOUR STAY

We haves knives, molesters, shooters ohh and the Sprint Center.


1.  Trying to stab cops in KCK will get your dumb ass shot.
2.  Joco kids use colorful chalk to draw pictures on sidewalks.  KCMO kids use white chalk to outline corpses on their sidewalks.
3.  Is a knife something you would use to rob a store with?  Wouldn't a pretend gun be better than that?  Rookies
4.   Chester the Molester pleads guilty in Parkville
5.  Whiskey Tango on the run from KCK murder