Monday, January 21, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
STOP THE MADNESS!
Three people robbed a Taco Bell. Seriously is this some sorta joke? Why do these morons continue to steal from these broke places?
THE HARLEY ROCKER IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got an email today from the good people at Worth Harley Davidson saying that they have a ROCKER. I will be heading up there on Tuesday to check it out.
JUST HOW BAD IS WYCO?
The great minds in WYCO think that by using your tax dollars to bribe people that they might actually get people to live in their county. If you are already residing in the area, well you are screwed.
Just think about this. A county that is having problems with crime, poverty, blight, corruption, gangs and education wants to tax the people that actually live there MORE. Not to fight the above mentioned problems but in an attempt to bring in a higher quality of resident. Basically they are saying that if you live there now, you suck.
QUICK HITS
1. Ugliest woman in KC tries to take deputy for ride. Seriously, this woman is scary looking.
2. Remember when Indiana Jones went head to head with the sword dudes? Well this guy suffered the same fate with a machete
3. Baldwin City enters murderfest 08 by throwing one up on the scoreboard.
4. This poor guy never even got to eat the chow. How in the hell are these guys suppose to keep the streets safe when they can't even keep a guy in a holding cell alive?
5. PMSBC continues their slip out of any type of relevance regarding the news. And they wonder why they are in last place.
6. Hillary Clinton hands out hot chocolate to black people in efforts to make up for her recent racist ways. On Tuesday will be in South Carolina handing out 2x4's, gasoline and white sheets.
7. How the mighty have fallen. Bill Clinton is now considered a cancer inside his own party.
8. Lipstick gives women bigger breast. I couldn't make up this story if I tried.
9. Another union is about to cave.
Friday, January 18, 2008
QUICK HITS
1. Holy Crap I thought there was no hope for the robbers in this city BUT these two have it all figured out. Bob Evans & Thriftway = NO MONEY, Bank in JOCO = MONEY! These two might of saved the reputation of all KC Metro criminals.
2. Bobby Fisher, dead. I don't really think this is news but is seems to be a big deal to other people. Nobody cared when the worlds best Monopoly player died.
3. A COLD STONE CREAMERY was robbed. That is like the United States invading Puerto Rico, IT MAKES NO SENSE.
4. George Bush doesn't think that I could use an extra $800 but nearly everyone else in this country does. These could be the biggest welfare checks ever given out.
5. Jackass's like this need to be shot on site.
6. A reminder to always look behind you before backing out of your garage. This is tragic.
7. Time might be running out if you are standing in line to sleep with Brittney Spears.
8. Wouldn't that be a bad place to get a splinter? Those guys in Hollywood sures iz smartz.
9. Dr. Phil gets probed.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
QUICK HITS
1. Some people are just too stupid to speak in front of large groups of people. This guy might take the cake. Has he never seen the movie Head of State?
2. Anti war groups prove once again that the only reason they were protesting was for political gain.
3. Cable companies finally find another way to screw you.
4. Crappy road crews responsible for the deaths of 3 people. Good job guys!
5. KCMO thieves continue to show their intelligence by breaking into an empty mall.
6. Once one of these move into your neighborhood you know your screwed. The neighborhood can also expect a new payday loan, Captain D's and We Buy Ugly houses billboard once this place opens.
TOP TEN BBQ JOINTS IN KANSAS CITY (revised)
Over the past few weeks as more and more people have been bookmarking this site I have been getting several requests for a BBQ top ten list that ranks them in order. So here they go, this time in order along with the most over rated/ worst BBQ in town.
1. Gates - There isn't even a close 2nd. Items to order: Short ends, fries, beans.
2. Oklahoma Joes - Best Pork & Fries in town. Items to order: Pulled pork, fries, beans, coleslaw. They also make a pretty decent chili
3. Bryants - Best meat in town - sauce is different Items to order: Burnt ends & Fries. Beans are just ok
4. LC's - Legend
5. Woodyard BBQ - Nothing is bad here and it is CHEAP
6. Jack Stack - Getting a little to fancy for a BBQ place but still the best sausage and beans in town.
7. Quicks BBQ - Legend
8. B.B.'s Lawnside - Great food, terrible location
9. Famous Dave's - It is sad that a National chain beats out many of our local places
10. ADAMS RIB - This is a new joint(2009) off of 87th street. AWESOME food.
On the bubble
Filling station BBQ, Johnny's Hickory house, KC Masterpiece, Wyandotte, Stonewall, Danny Edwards, Smoke stack, Stillwell Station
MOST OVER RATED BBQ IN TOWN
1. Smokehouse - Terrible sauce that drowns out the flavor of the meat.
2. Big Bubbas - I went back to give these guys a 3rd chance and was completely underwhelmed. If you are in Olathe GO TO Johnny's BBQ, it is your only safe bet besides Oklahoma Joes.
3. Rosedale - The meat there is terrible but they have incredible fries
4. Smokin Joes - Another Olathe crap house but once again they have incredible fries.
5. 135th street BBQ - This might be the worst on the list.
6. Haywards - I have had deli meat that tasted more like BBQ than this place.
7. Brobecks - Getting better but not quite there. Another 6 months and the smokers will be up to the challenge.
The above mentioned 7 places are a complete waste of money when you compare them to the other choices out there.
JOCO ROAD CREWS SUCK!
How is it that we can have 90 billion road projects going on at the same time but CAN NOT REMOVE 3 INCHES OF FREAKING SNOW!
My commute to work is bad enough due to the road construction on 435 and 69 Highway (that they said wouldn't cause any slow downs), the closing of the overpass on 103rd street and the nightmare that Quivira and 435 has become. Well today there was NO SNOW REMOVAL.
435 had two lanes that had any pavement showing and the others were completely snow packed. The ramps getting onto the highways were completely covered in snow, the left two lanes from 69 highway to Roe were untreated and there were no plows in sight.
How is it that the wealthiest county in the region can not hire someone that can handle the simple task of snow removal? If we do not have enough plows, salt, sand etc... then where the hell does all of our tax money go? Isn't public safety the one thing that the government is SUPPOSE to provide?
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 3 INCHES! What the hell would happen if we had a real winter storm.?
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