BLIGHT RAIL

The Mayors new light rail plan might be the worst one to date. Who plans a transit system that takes you nowhere? Seriously, what large employers does this thing run by? What a joke. The only thing that this thing is good for is blight tourism. Maybe I can set up a souvenir shop and sell shell casings and crack pipes to urban tourists. I can just hear kids saying "gee mommy, I hope that we can see a drive by". WHO THE HELL GOES TO TROOST ON A DAILY BASIS?

This city is built around Interstate access and suburban sprawl so any transit system that is proposed should run similar routes, not take you away from them. What sane person is going to drive 5 miles, park(surely not free) then walk from the parking lot to the train station, ride the train, catch a bus, get on the light rail, then catch another bus in order to get someplace?

If I were a resident of one of these towns I would want to know what numbers were used to come up with this plan. Seriously, what large employers and large population bases does this thing give you direct access to?

Here is my solution to Kansas City's transit problem.

DEADLY GROUND

The Global Warming wackos are about to take the war against your freedom to a whole new level and you Polar Bear lusting bastards are going to do nothing about it. What would you say if I told you that anytime that you used or purchased energy that you were going to be REQUIRED BY THE GOVERNMENT to swipe a card? Think about it.... The GOVERNMENT is going to TRACK what you purchase and if you use too much energy, thats right, YOU WILL BE TAXED (the real reason behind this).
You see the religion of global warming has nothing to do with the environment. It is nothing more than an excuse to take your money and limit your freedoms. That is what is so funny about this. There is a reason that the majority of the people that believe in this crap are liberals, because this is another method to redistribute wealth in this country. The same group of people that are against the patriot act and voter registration cards are for this because it is seen as a penalty against the wealthy. It is that simple.

QUICK HITS

5 days away from the blog and little has changed. This mornings news stories will be no surprise to many of you that follow news and politics in this city.

1. Another day, another home invasion. The thing that gets me is that IF you feel the need to invade a home and rob them WHY in the hell do you pick a house in the East Side? Chances are that they have the same (or worst) crap that you have.

2. This story makes no sense. How is going to Quick Trip after an argument considered missing?

3. Since when did the property that Indian Springs mall sits on become prime Real Estate? If I worked for the KCK School district I would be pissed that they weren't looking for a better neighborhood to put the district offices in....Then again does one exist in that district?

4. Kansas City has a climate protection committee.....East side residents facing bullets & knives everyday must be happy to hear that the REAL issues are being addressed.

5. Double shooting in beautiful KCK over the weekend? Residents there must be shocked.

6. Shopping in Lenexa, Ks just got a whole lot more expensive. Sales Tax Rate is now 7.9%

7. THEY GOT IT RIGHT! He might not of committed the crime that they were investigating BUT if he works for city hall he is guilty of something.

8. BEWARE OF WATERMELONS AT WAL-MART!

9. Sometimes being a cop has its perks. What male(and switch hitting female) wouldn't watch this?

10. IS THIS WHY CIRCUIT CITY SUCKS??????

TRIPS TO TAKE ON A TANK OF GAS

The paper that lines everyones litter boxes came up with the great idea of putting together a list of places that one could go on a tank of gas. Well it turns out with the exception of the great city of Lawrence, Ks you are screwed. They should of called it "Places that suck" outside of the metro.

Who the hell wants to take their vacation in Fort Scott or Columbia, Mo? Seriously? And why did the dumb ass writer include the Village West and Independence, Mo? You mean we can drive 20 minutes on the highway on a tank of gas? Thanks for that tidbit of information. "Mountains are pretty, beaches are tempting", Yes they are and that is where people will still go despite the price of gas. If people can't afford more than a tank of gas in their vacation budget then they need to stay home.

This is just another example of the crap that is getting passed off as journalism at SUN Publications. If you are going to write a story that plays to peoples fears than at least give them real options and show that you did some research.

FYI.... You can get to Table Rock Lake, Lake of the Ozarks, Wichita, Ks, and Omaha, Nebraska all on a tank of gas (one way).

GAS PRICES & GLOBAL WARMING WACKOS

Isn't this crap hilarious? By the end of of the week we will be paying $4.00 a gallon in gas and I think it is GREAT! It is no secret that the price of gas going up is due to democrats/liberals and who is not going to be able to afford gas by the end of the month? their voting base. They have thrown the people that they supposedly "care about" under the bus in order to bow down to their global warming god. I say bring it on, I wont feel it until it hits $7 a gallon.

Do we need to pay this much for gas? Hell no. We have enough oil in this country to last nearly 200 years but the liberals will not let us get it. When gas prices go up so do the hopes of democrats so why would they let us drill? Higher gas prices mean three things to them 1. More tax dollars to spend 2. The crippling of capitalism 3. Global Warming agenda advances.

Here are some good news stories that actually tell the truth about gas prices without blaming oil companies.

1. Taxes on gas = 20% in some areas. So the higher the price the more the GOV brings in.

2. Environmental Wackos are crippling the auto industry.

3. Environmental Wackos are forcing farmers to use mules.

4. San Fransisco passes bill that taxes for pollution. THEY EVEN ADMIT THAT THIS WILL NOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM. WAKE UP MORONS! GLOBAL WARMING IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN EXCUSE TO TAX THE CRAP OUT OF YOU! "It doesn't solve global warming, but it gets us thinking in the right terms," said Daniel Kammen, a renewable energy expert at the University of California, Berkeley

Remember Democrats, your party cares more for the polar bear than they do for you.

BLOGS ADDED

I need to do a little catching up on the blogs that I have added to the list that I have over on the right hand side. These blogs have pretty good content and are updated frequently enough to check out at least once a day.

1. Nick Sloans Blog

2. The Kansas Citian

3. Life in SOJOCO

4. KC Beer Blog

ENJOY! LEAVE COMMENTS! HAVE FUN!

QUICK HITS

1. The Northeast part of town continues to live up to its reputation.

2. Union workers go back to work...for now but how long before their jobs are slashed and production is cut. High costs of labor for low skilled employees will only last for so long in this global economy. The funniest thing about this is that most Union workers are Democrats, and it is their party that is crippling the auto industry with all of there global warming hype.

3. Are these jackass's just looking for the right artist? Every time that light rail is reintroduced (which seems to be weekly) they show some crappy ass painting. Why can't the simply put up a grid map with the route that they plan on using and the cost? What this all comes down to is that Funkhouser is looking to put his name on a big project and will not rest until it is done.

4. Trading plasma for drugs and booze has now been replaced with trading plasma for gas money. Finally a solution to the metros drug problem!

5. Jackass father nearly kills baby due to lack of sleep in MO.

6. Why does it take 5 men to kill a man in a hospital bed?

7. schnauzer, pitbull, new york, dog fight, pet spa.

KENYA JUSTICE

The people of Kenya have it all figured out. Wizards and Witches beware in the land of Mufasa!

TOP TEN MEDIA IDIOTS IN KC

This list was hard to do because I wanted to limit it to 10. These fine individuals represent the worst of what Kansas City media has to offer.

1. Kevin Kietzman - The biggest hypocrite in KC media. This guy has run down every athlete to ever make it big in the city (that didn't kiss his ass) for their lack of family values etc.. YET threw away his own marriage to go after the daughter of an advertiser. His hatred for KU is legendary yet he claims to have no bias. If he tells you the sky is blue, look out the window and double check. He covers up his lack of sports knowledge by making everything out to be a controversy and will sell his soul for ad revenue.

2. Hearnes Christopher - Covering the Kansas City "Scene" is like covering summer in the North Pole. Who can forget the story that he broke regarding...................................

3. Jeffery Flannagan - How this guy still has a job is beyond me. He makes his living off of covering angles that nobody cares about and posting sports radio arbitron ratings. There are at least 20 KC sports blogs in this city with more insight and timely takes that Flannagan provides his readers.

4. Ash-har Quraish - The Grimm Reaper of KC. He makes his living off of ruining the lives of people in the metro.

5. Katie Horner - The weather is about her and not your safety(despite what she says). The only weather person with less skill and more hype in the United States only comes out once a year and predicts the weather by looking at his shadow. Maybe Katie should try that.

6. Entercom Radio - They have all but ruined radio in Kansas city. These guys have butchered everything they have touched in the past 3 years. From 610 sports losing Jason Whitlock to the mass exodus at 980 etc... they have become a joke.

7. Mike Hedricks - This idiot gives JOCO a bad name and is completely unreadable.

8. Neal & Marty - This is the worst radio show that the KC market has ever seen. The fact that these two assclowns still have a job is baffling to everyone that listens to sports radio. People with CB radios reading box scores off of I70 would be an upgrade.

9. Devon Lucie - On the list because his name is Devon Lucie. Other than that the guy is the best at Channel 5 weather.

10. Steve Rose - This guys ego is bigger than his talent. The fact that people actually listen to what this guy has to say cracks me up.

CEREAL MASCOT THERAPY

"Inny, minny, miny, mo........Screw it I will sleep with all of them."

There aren't really words to describe the crap hole that this woman has dug herself. She is 41 years old, married and a mother YET she still found time to nail half the teenage boys in Cuba, Mo.

QUICK HITS

1. Area car dealer is now offering the "Drive By" package.

2. Could this be the most dangerous job in the Metro? Who the hell is going to knock on rentals in the East Side?

3. 13 year old kid involved in Drive By shooting SHOULD be tried as an adult. If at 13 he is doing drive bye's why give him a chance to improve his aim? This guy needs to be lost in the system forever.

4. It is always good to piss off the people that supply your oil and just bailed out your financial institutions.

5. Parents ditch their kid in their escape from thief. Nice parenting.

6. Stabbing in KCK...........If you go to a bar on Central avenue and don't get stabbed or shot then THAT would be news.

7. Ted Kennedy's CHICKkkkkkkens! Have come home, to roost!

SEX DETOXIFICATION?????

This book is promoting 30 days of abstinence to improve your relationship which automatically ruins this guys credibility. If this were the case nobody would ever get divorced. 30 DAYS IS NOTHING! If you see this book, burn it. If you see this guy in the street, kick his ass. This man is a danger to men every where and should not be taken lightly.

Since this blog is an informative site I have come up with my own solution. This product is sure to improve any relationship problems that you might be having. Seriously, what news or troubles could your wife bring you that would make you lose out on this?

You are welcome in advance for saving your marriages!

QUICK HITS

The QUICK HITS section continues to be one of the most popular sections of this blog. Thank you for all of the emails.

1. Never trust a dairy farmer! Anyone that can live amongst that odor is capable of anything.

2. Coyote fur coming soon to Leawood Macys?

3. The Broadway Bridge is now dual purpose. I am not sure that the fall is high enough to kill you, luckily the filth and sewage in the MO is bad enough to finish you off.

4. Mammy canned. Who didn't see that coming?

5. So you have 10 people hanging outside of a house after midnight in KCMO's gangland..........

6. Pregnant man seen outside gardening.....yes I said that.

7. I thought New Yorkers were tough? Take a Tylenol and get back to work!

8. Why is a story about a photog getting speared with a Javelin funny to me?

9. Kangaroos slaughtered to save Lizard? Why do people think that every species deserves saving? This is what happens when liberalism hits the outback.

AVOID FAMOUS DAVES P&L DISTRICT

Saturday night my wife and I went to the P&L district for dinner before my sisters graduation. We set out to try something new but due to time constraints we ate at the first place that could seat us right away, Famous Daves. The food and atmosphere were great.......but I will never go back. Little did I know that what while we didn't have to wait an hour for a table the service would be so poor that it would of been faster to wait some where else.

I have never had worst service at a restaurant in the Metro . This place was so poorly run that I thought for sure that the manager must sit on the KCMO school board and the waiter was the police chief. It was so bad that it was funny. I thought for sure that we were on Punk'd.

This is an avoid at all cost place until management changes.