Could someone please tell me how this guy ended up on the air discussing politics? KMBZ needs to move Beavis and Butthead out and put Darla Jaye in that time slot. Neal & Marty think that show is bad.
Monday, May 18, 2009
DEMOCRATIC KLANSMAN
Pardon me if I dont root for this guys survival. Not only was he in the Klan, he was one of their best recruiters.
I guess an African American president is too much for him to handle
I guess an African American president is too much for him to handle
SUMMER TIME IN SOJOCO
This will start my 2nd summer south of 119th street and I feel a little bit more prepared for it this time around. Those of you that are new to the area and in need of guidence please let me help you out here.
1. Lawn Wars - This is nothing more than a show of wealth. Those that can afford unlimited watering, underground sprinklers, illegal grounds keeping and professional landscaping always win. If you see a house in SOJOCO without any of the above mentioned then you know that they are living above their means.
2. Pool - When I was a kid my brother and I went to the pool nearly everyday that the weather allowed. My parents busted their ass's at work to ensure that this happened and we made the most of it. NOW in SOJOCO it is a sign of poverty if you go to an Overland Park Public Pool . The pools nowadays are hidden in the gated communities and are only given access to those who are worthy enough to live there.
3. 40 trying to be 20 - We have all seen the 40 year old women in SOJOCO who try to dress like they are 20 years old . While a small portion are able to pull it off the vast majority of these chicks embarrass themselves in public. Boy short and jogging bras are a privallage to wear, not a right.
4. BBQing & Grilling - These morons have the most expensive smokers and grills on the market yet have no clue how to use them. Let's get one thing straight right now. IF YOU USE A GAS GRILL YOU ARE NOT BBQING YOU ARE COOKING. Ribs, chicken, sausuage, brisket and pulled pork require smoke not gas. If you want to call it grilling, fine. Just stop embarrassing our hood.
5. Lack of parental supervision for kids - The crap that these kids get away with is amazing. It is almost as if they have no rules and the parents are scared to punish their kids. Summertime is the worst because of all the free time that these monsters have.
6. Frozen Custard - Ice Cream isn't good enough for the people of SOJOCO. The mere thought of going to a DQ or Baskin Robins is enough to get you kicked out of your cul de sac. Enter Frozen Custard. This overly priced expensive crap is the only frozen dessert allowed in the land o gates.
7. Golf Guy - $2000 worth of clubs and $20 worth of lessons. Priceless.
8. Scooter riders - Would someone please tell these jackass's that they arent cool. These are the prefered method of transportation for EMO kids and Dorky old people trying to be green.
9. The Lake - I have mentioned this one before, WHICH LAKE! Not everyone likes to swim in a lake full of urine, used condoms and beer cans so we avoid Lake of the Ozarks. By saying "The Lake" you remind me of the Roxberry movie where the two douchebags always said "The Club".
10. Cyclist - Nuf said.
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
You gotta love a warm dry weekend!
1. As JOCO kids celebrate their High School graduations and prepare for college, KCK kids are already working in there future profession. 3 shot in one night.
2. Don't you think it would be a good idea to hide the keys if you work at a freaking group home. The best part of this story is the fact that a 10 year old was involved in the theft. Awesome!
3. Pulling a knife on someone is common place in KCMO schools. Hell it is even encouraged considering the alternative is pulling a gun. Well when it happens at a OP middle school it is headline worthy!
4. JOCO's low crime rate allows officers to spend time helping people in other ways.
Friday, May 15, 2009
KCWIRED TALKS MEXICAN FOOD
This guy might have the hardest blog to write due to the lameness of our city. However just like his website he steps up and drops a nice review.
Enjoy,
JOCO SOB
Let’s be honest; there isn’t a whole lot going on in KC this weekend. With that said, for your reading pleasure, I present my latest Mexican restaurant review:
The KC area is full of Mexican joints; I am not talking about the stuff you smoke. That is a different column altogether. In all seriousness, there are many great places to eat in KC. Whether you are into authentic Mexican or the ubiquitous Tex-Mex, KC has it all. This week I had the pleasure of visiting Fronteras in SOJOCO. They have couple of locations in JOCO. The one my wife and I visited is in the Deer Creek strip mall. When we arrived, I had reservations about trying out new Mexican place. In fact, I contemplated driving down the road to Jose Peppers, another Mexican joint that always delivers fantastic Tex-Mex cuisine. With so many choices, why risk eating something you may regret later? After my hungry wife prodded me into trying it out, we entered the unassuming establishment only to discover a modern looking restaurant with soaring ceilings and minimalist décor. Imagine, a Mexican restaurant without the hokey Mexican horns and blankets most places feature! Now, back to the food; I ordered a “Chunky Burrito” that was stuffed with large chunks of perfectly seasoned pork and ground beef. It had the perfect blend of rice and beans. It was simply terrific. My wife ordered the chicken enchiladas, which were equally as tasty. The rojo sauce was perfecto and the chicken was magnificent. Wondering about the chips and salsa? They are on par with the best of what KC has to offer. I strongly suggest you check out Fronteras Mexican Restaurant and let me know what you think! Casual attire and moderate prices.
Peace,
QUICK HITS - ITS A TWISTA, ITS A TWISTA
I bet there is some good people watching at a trailer park when the Tornado Sirens go off. It would almost be worth setting up a webcam out there for days like today. Now that I think of it, a webcam at a trailer park would be hillarious to watch even when the weather is nice. I will make some calls and see what I can do.
Gary Lezak said that he didn't know if we could take more than 2 inches without there being problems.......
1. Dildo sales benefit local kids. That is a sentence you don't think you will ever type.
2. We are doomed for sure now! Obama pissed of the Canadians...
3. This house is an example of what we have to look forward to with Obamas energy plan.
4. Notre Dame protesters have more energy than their football team in recent years.
5. 51% of Americans are now against killing babies. This is the highest it has been in over a decade when this poll started.
6. Do they really think that 108 kids are going to clean up KCK? I bet if you drive through there on Monday it will look like they were never there.
7. For those of you that don't know what to expect when you hit puberty, Fox News has come up with an article breaking it down for you. Because we all know that kids surf Fox News.
8. Chinese build sexual theme park.
9. KDOT finally realizes that there is a problem at 435 and i35
10. Obama tells you that his economic policy is dangerous.........
MORE KCMO "TRAFFIC CAMS" ON THE WAY
The parents of dead children throughout KCMO are glad that the city is more worried about speeders than violence.
Here are some sites that will help you fight tickets that you receive from the douche bags in KCMO.
http://www.highwayrobbery.net/
http://www.phantomplate.com/
How to fight red light traffic tickets
EHOW.com
FESTIVAL OF DEATH
If you are like me then when you hear Troost you think good times and festivals right? Good Greif.
Here is the money line of the story.
Here is the money line of the story.
"Organizers also hope to change the neighborhood's image and encourage "life long learning.""
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