Sunday, January 23, 2011

OLBERDOUCHE CANNED

Being the number one host at the worst cable news network is like being the tallest midget. 
I for one will be sad to see this piece of crap go.  He was a daily reminder to Americans of what liberals really think. 

Keith Olbermann hated by most Americans.

IVANKA TRUMP KNOCKED UP

Knocking up a Ivanka Trump is like winning power ball twice.  

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Anne Hathaway Catwoman

What the hell happened to Megan Fox?  Story

DAILY LINK BLAST

Some links to get you through the cold. 

1.  This kid put together his own online scouting report for his classmates looking to get a tight end in the first round.  I guess some parents didn't like where their daughter was slotted in the draft.
2.  Left wing baby killer used scissors to kill at least 7 kids.
3.  In an effort to calm the rhetoric a liberal commie bastard calls republicans Nazis.
4.  Not even Paris Hilton would snort what these two dumb asses did.
5.  Gordon Brown continues to be a piece of spineless, alarmist Euro Trash.
6.  Michelle Obama got all dressed up and was full of smiles for a man that supports the killing of little girls to control his countries population.  She is such a great mother.
7.  Christina Aguilera has officially become a drunken slut.  Bout damn time.
8.  Playboy on an IPAD?

THE WIRE - OPERATION BLOOD WATCH

Here is a listing of local crime events canceled due to current weather conditions. 


1.  Drive By Shootings
2.  Car Jackings
3.  Home Invasions
4.  Whoring 
5.  Slanging
6.  Stabbings


Be sure to tune in early tomorrow for more listings

Monday, January 17, 2011

Daily Link Blast

I tried to find links that didn't deal with all the crap surrounding the Arizona Shooting.  I think that we could all use a break from all of that for at least a few days.

1.  Commie Scientist at NASA thinks that the people that voted in November are too ignorant to live.
2.  Ugly people are screwed in life.  Low IQ's should add to their self esteem.
3.  3rd graders in UFO country smoke pot to cope with alien life.
4.  Slime ball John Edwards gets ready to face a grand jury for being a wife hating douche bag.
5.  Looking to cure the winter blues?  Here are some tips to help you get through this miserable season.
6.  FHM releases its hottest 100 women list. Unfortunately for us these guys are terrible judges.
7.  Chinese leaders insult United States as they come to see their buddy Obama (who also hates America).
8.  Food crisis panic begins.  This is what happens in the absence of leadership.

NATALIE PORTMAN AGAIN (poor us)

This woman is always in the news.  Best Actress Golden Globes (video acceptance speech)

Ugly Woman, Uglier living conditions

If you are an animal lover than you probably shouldn't read about this beauty queens house and the animals found inside. 

THE WIRE - Shell Casings

When there is only a single murder in KCMO it almost seems like a fluke.  I am sure that the rest of the bodies will start showing up later this week.

1,  Ain't no party like an East Side Party if you want to get shot.

2.  This story could only take place in a town called Gypsum, Ks.  Stupid Hillbillies

3.  The Wornall area is getting worst each week that passes.

4.  Gun shot wounds are so common in KCK that they are now being called "minor injuries" .  Two shot in KCK gang battle.

Hayden Panettiere Pasties?

This is her Golden Globes Dress?  What does she wear while stripping?

Thursday, January 13, 2011

SEX TAPE ALERT - NICKI MINAJ

100k for Nicki Minaj porn?  Probably not the best investment someone could make. 

5 non-rushing TDs of 2010 - KC Chiefs

Looking back on the 2010 Chiefs season courtesy of Yahoo

Daily Link Blast

Some stories that I pulled from the heaps of crap out there today.

1.  Change = Increase in jobless claims, wholesale food, oil and freedom
2.  Wondering what happened to the hot slut teachers from a few years back?
3.  Somethings  never change.  CIA has a history of recruiting drug kingpins, kinda like now. 
4.  Mother's Facebook barn raising more important than drowning child
5.  Violent left wingers want a mother and wife killed.
6.  Freedom of speech is a thing of the past under our current regime.
7.  Liberals will stop at nothing to tax you.  One hour old child that died.........taxed!
8.  Everyone knows that the Victoria Secret models from back in the day are much better than the skanks they have now.
9. 10 symptoms of a male cold - obviously written by a woman.
10.  Tonys kansas city takes on the Port Authority