KCMO ELITE ARE SCARED

What happens when black youth cross Troost in KCMO?  Liberal elitist panic and expose their true colors and try to rid their sacred Plaza area of the same people that they exploit for votes every year.

The KCMO liberal elite only want to associate with the black community when it benefits them.  You know, when they want to throw a fancy party and write it off as a "charitable event" or get their name mentioned in the media for being compassionate. 

These same douche bags will talk about the diversity that KCMO has compared to JOCO yet fail to realize that they live in one of the most segregated citys in the United States.  Think about it for just a minute, the elite in KCMO have put tan people in one section of the city, black in another, brown in another etc... and don't give a crap what happens in those areas (judging by the inability to protect and educate the residents). 

The Wire - Mo Murda

2 murders and it is only Wednesday.  Vegas odds makers have nothing on my ability to predict murders in the metro. 

1. When the headline to this story read "Johnson County" I couldn't believe it.  Then I saw that this topless WT whore did this in Gardner and well, it just kinda fit.  Gardner is our Raytown.
2.  There is no such thing as safety in numbers when you live in KCMO.  1 Dead East Side.
3.  General Store Robbery?  I hope Floyds Barber Shop is safe.
4.  East Side Problem Solver is a Revolver.  40 year old woman killed

Common - Southside

Once again the far right wing of the party makes fools of themselves.

Obama Bin Laden?

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

I am going out on a limb this year and predicting 2.5 bodies dropped a week this summer in KCK & KCMO. Anyone going to take the over on that number?

1.  Once again a Missouri resident comes into our county to rob us.  Can't we have some drones patrol our borders?
2.  Some psycho in Missouri killed a baby, stashed it in a duffel bag and then threw it in a pond. 
3.  You deserve to get busted if you try and rob a house in the middle of the freaking afternoon. 
4.  East side Grandma can cross "get shot in drive by" off her bucket list.
5.  KCMO residents show their class by trashing a famous statue.
6.  NKC criminals think that Dominos Pizza is a goldmine...
7.  Kansas Hospitals conduct groundbreaking research, Missouri Hospitals cook meth........

GHETTO BIRD

Almost Daily Link Blast

20 Links that you morons missed while I was taking a break. 

1.  This article should of been titled "7 types of KCMO neighbors/neighborhoods" 
2.  8 awesome grilled cheese sandwiches
3.  10 Disney Characters that got shafted by their Disney oppressors.
4.  The History of Mom Jeans.  As I have stated several times before, Mom Jeans are nothing more than a signal to the rest of the world that the woman wearing them has given up on life.
5.  12 great reasons to watch women's tennis 
6.  The 9 greatest fictional athletes. - They could of put up the last decade of Carl Petersons first round draft picks instead.
7.  R2D2 takes on Beer2D2
8.  10 Kids movies scarier than a naked picture of the Funkhousers.
9.  Chick-Fil-A might of finally come up with a reason for me to eat there.  Sweet Potato Fries!
10.  Since we are getting a Lego Land at Crown Center I thought you might want to know the Top 10 Lego Universe Items you should "own".

11.  What the Internet was like in the 90's.  WOW we sucked
12.  Erin Andrews turned 31.  
13.  Because secret passages are awesome.  TOP 10.
14.  Jennifer Lopez looks like an Oompa Loompa.  Nasty
15.  The new Fortune 500 list for 2011
16.  World military rankings 
17.  13 interesting ways to survive a flood
18.  It is true.  Super Mario Bros 3 is the best game ever made.  I remember playing this thing non stop when I got it for Christmas when I was a kid.
19.  7 Biggest Video Game System Flops of all time.  My Brother actually owned a Sega CD console and then went on to buy a Laser Disc Player.........
20.  25 reasons to watch women sports.

We Will Be Back Sunday

I thought about posting the past couple of days but held off.  Lets be honest, nobody is paying attention to anything other than the corpse of Bin Laden rotting in the gut of a shark in the Indian Ocean. 
Before I get back to posting Sunday I wanted to see if any of you had the same thoughts regarding the recent events.

1,  How pissed off do you think he was when he found out that the 100 virgins all looked like Nancy Pelosi?

2.  Was Leslie Neilson under cover at the Obama compound?

9MM DAVID BANNER - in honor of Bin Laden Getting dropped by one

BIN LADEN IS A CORPSE

GAME OVER

Almost Daily Link Blast

No seriously, sit back and let me do all the work for you lazy ungrateful bastards. 

1. 9 Urban Legends in Sports
2.  Can you tell the difference between these 13(greatest in video games) zombies and a Roeland Park resident?
3.  8 Movies that have ripped off other movies
4.  Krispy Kreme creates more ways to end your life early.
5.  25 years after Chernobyl and the place is still F'd up.
6.  Pabst has an energy drink?  Nice.
7.  Are we dealing with Afghan soldiers or Polish militia?
8.  This could be the biggest freaking rabbit that I have ever seen.
9.  I'm Harry Potter.

Dr. Dre - 187 (Deep Cover Remix) - CLASSIC

Violent Music for a Violent City.

The Slums of JOCO

Can we all finally agree that Roeland Park deserves to be banished from the land of JO?  The behavior displayed by these two teenagers is proof that Roeland Park will never produce a generation of people worthy of the JO on their license plate. 

The only redeeming quality that these kids have is that they dumped the body in KCK where lets face it, what is one more body?

"Call of Duty: Black Ops" Escalation Multiplayer

KCI Stinks

Has anyone else noticed the terrible sour smell up by the airport?  We sure know how to make a good impression on visitors don't we?  First our airport is the middle of nowhere and now the smell of dead ass greets visitors as the hit the highway.  The only thing we are missing now is a fat inbreed toothless banjo strumming 12 year old sitting on a sofa in front of a double wide.