First Weekend after Funkhousers wish and.......

Nothing changed. Weird huh? Once again there were more people shot at in the Metro than over in Iraq. How long is it going to be before we have IED's lining the road?

1. I will never wash my car at 3AM again.............

2. Drive by shooting on Paseo.

3. Drive by shooting on Waverly.

Kansas CItians Improvise

Broke? Can't get a loan? Got poor Credit? No problem. Get yourself a Gun.

1. At least this guy was wearing his Royals cap when he robbed the Hy-Vee gas station. Prairie Village

2. Geezers home invaded while eating powdered eggs in sun room this morning. KCMO

3. Bald White man robs Bank of the west. Overland Park.

Update

4. Car Jacking in the East Side. KEEP IT REAL!

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QUICK HITS

1. "I REPEAT, there is no arson problem in Kansas City. All of these fires in the vacants are just a coincidence." - Kansas City Media

2. These guys might of listened to the Mayor and dropped the guns and picked up their keys. You have to admire their effort and creative thinking.

3. If you thought that the problems that KCMO was having with drug dealers and shootings in Swope Park was bad checkout what we in JOCO have to deal with at our parks.

4. KCMO cracks down on weed.

5. Don't think we have a problem on our southern border? Mexican soldiers cross border and take hostages.

6. Doesn't Obama have many of the same views that Hugo has? If Obama wins the election this could be a sign of things to come for the United States.

7. Pelosi finds something else that she sucks at.

8. 3,000, 000 bees found in home.

The Mayors Resolution didn't work?

How is it that we could have two shootings in the metro last night after the Mayor made it clear that illegal guns were bad? Is it possible that Aladdins wish didn't come true? Anyways, the street Drury lives up to its name.

FUNKHOUSER THINKS HE IS ALADDIN

The Mayor: Resolution against illegal guns.
Well that solves everything! Who knew that it would so freaking simple? All that the mayor had to do was join a "coalition of mayors", ask for the passing of a resolution, and the violent crime in Kansas City will be gone. Who the F*** does this guy think he is? Aladdin? Did he get three wishes? Holy crap what a moron.

For months and months I have been calling on the Mayor, the Police Chief and the "media" to take on crime and this is what we get?
Hey jackass the guns are illegal therefore you have laws in place prohibiting them already so what the hell is a resolution going to do? Is a resolution more powerful than a law? No, it is just more symbolism without substance coming from an incompetent lurch looking mayor with no clue how to run a city.

If this is the best that we are going to get then I have a resolution of my own.... Increase illegal guns. Heck why not? Flood the neighborhoods with guns and lets get it all settled. Make September Homicide month in Kansas City. It would be like pulling off a band aid, the faster it is done the better. Why drag out murders through out the year?

While we are at it why not pass more problem solving resolutions? How about passing resolutions against Cancer, car accidents, unemployment, gas prices, long check out lines, cloudy days............

GOOD LUCK KCMO BECAUSE YOU ARE OFFICIALLY SCREWED!

QUICK HITS

1. Blue Springs pulls off the trifecta in duplex shooting that includes a 14 year old kid.

2. Further proof that car dealerships will screw you in more ways than a horny midget with epilepsy.

3. Jay Nixon in the east side....I am sure that he and Obama will fix all of their problems.

4. Sprint lost nearly ONE MILLION customer in a single quarter. Yet another losing KC Franchise.

5. Is it a coincidence that KCK is bulking up its National Guard forces? If ever there was a place in America that needed a military presence it is that crap hole. They should turn KCK into an urban warfare training school.

6. If you are going to video tape the rape and murder of a woman the chances of you getting the death penalty are pretty good.

7. If you want to revive your career playing a lesbian is always a good move. Kudos to you Brittney.

8. Mountain lion eats family dog.......while inside the house.

Remember when......

Phil Kline and Paul Morrison were the only people ever discussed in Kansas politics? In less than a year both men have managed to become more irrelevant than Mike Hedricks(if that is possible). The only problem I have is who the hell is this Steve Howe guy? I haven't heard anything good about him other than him NOT being Phil Kline.

Both men are perfect examples of what happens when power goes to your head. One used his power for sex and the other used his power to well, prevent sex.

IF THERE IS ONE THING PARIS HILTON KNOWS ABOUT

ITS DRILLING.

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RIP GREG WELD

Racing legend Greg Weld died of a hear attack last night.

QUICK HITS - 3 WORD EDITION

This mornings quick hits are brought to you by the Number 3.

1. Stabbing up North

2. Coach molests players

3. Accidental child shooting

4. Cowboys vs. Indians

5. Heat kills 2

6. Perv loses house

7. China air sucks

8. Another Gotti arrested

9. Subway sandwiches suck.

10. Polar Bears are overrated

QUICK HITS

1. 12 year old guns down his mother after an argument in Arizona. I am sure a video game will be blamed for this.

2. The Headless Horseman is alive and well in Greece. I wonder if he did the Heisman pose as he ran from cops with her head?

3. Gas may cost an arm and a leg in the United States but mass transit in Canada will cost you your head. Yes another decapitation story.

4. Florida woman might win the Mother of the year award after playing hot & cold with her daughter.

5. Was it take your kids to work day in Phoenix? These kids will have some interesting things for show & tell.

6. I am beginning to believe that the Batman movie is cursed. Morgan Freeman-car accident.

COMING SOON

In the next couple of weeks I will be launching a website. It is my hope that by launching my own site I can provide the look, feel and content that blogger will not support. I will still be using blogger and this site as the "blog" section of the blog. I will put up the URL once it is out of design and finished testing.

TODAYS SHOOTING ODDS

I have no idea where to set the over/under after this weekend. Have we peaked? Is there anything left in the tank for our gangbangers? I will set it at 4 and see how it plays out. Are you brave enough to take the under?