Sunday, January 31, 2010

FUNKHOUSER GETS GROUNDHOG & APRIL FOOLS DAY MIXED UP

Mayor: 'We Need to Start With Schools'471

NOW THIS IS SOME FUNNY CRAP! 

This guy hasn’t been able to fix anything in the city YET he has a plan to fix the biggest problem this city has?

ALSO did he JUST NOW realize that there was a problem with the schools?  This is nothing more than an election scam.  This ass clown can’t run for anything that he ran for last time (because he failed at them all) so now he is going to run as the “education mayor”. 

If we JOCOians ever needed more proof that KCMO was full of morons (not that we did) this is it.  

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THE WIRE – KC, I MISSED YOU

It is sad that the people of Miami think that KC has a high crime rate and is dangerous lol.  The reputation that the metro area is getting outside of the area is going to put a huge dent in the convention and tourism industry here.  SCARFACE2

1.  I love this story for several reasons but the best is the time and location of the shooting.  This moron was eating from a street vendor at 3am on SW Blvd when he was shot. 

2.  Is it news that houses get broken into when people are asleep

3.  Visitors from a county other than JOCO have to be responsible for breaking up this fine dining event at a Shawnee Wendy’s.

4. 11th & State isn’t the most shocking place to find a dead body in the metro.  Kudos to KCK for getting on the board.

5. PV residents aren’t use to seeing POS trucks in their parking lots.  Bomb Squad called in for no reason.

6.  Multiple Shootings outside of East Side hell hole

7.  Crossroads Douche Bags are having their Starbucks coupons and hacky sacks stolen from their cars.

8. Another dead body in East KCMO

9.  Trash has no age limit in Missouri

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RIVAL WEEK = MORE OF THE SAME

No matter how much you might improve and no matter how much your local sports talk show host try to hype you up, you will never be as good as KU.  It’s a fact of life that schools with cats as their mascots should simply get use to.  Collins

At least you have Kevin Keitzman and Steven St. John right?

Google Kansas basketball on the image section and see if K State even shows up………

TOURETTE’S GUY FOR YOUR SUNDAY SERMON -NSFW

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AMANDA BYNES

I had no clue who this chick was until she was on this cover.  Anyone else?
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WILL TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH SLAP KANYE’S PAL?

Let’s hope so.  Beyonce was good maybe 10 years ago but can we all finally agree that she now sucks?  Say hi to J Lo in the has been hall of fame.  




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HOW TO MAXIMIZE YOUR FACEBOOK USE

social-media-waste-of-time There is nobody alive making social networking do more for them than Colin Gunn

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MONEY MAYWEATHER VS. MOSLEY – RADIOPLANET.TV


I heard Mayweather on Whoo Kid’s show yesterday make this announcement. 
I can not wait for this one!
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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

CAPITALISM BREAK

Due to Americas need for consumer spending I am making the ultimate sacrifice and heading to the beach for a business trip. 

Welfare recipients and other bums I am doing this for you.  The thought of someone living in the projects without the Ultimate package from the cable company makes me sick.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

ON POINT

KANSAS HAS AWARD WINNING MILF

Original

According to people magazine

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THE WIRE – JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

When violent crime is this bad in the freezing cold JUST IMAGINE how bad this summer is going to be.  drug-dealer-magnets

1.  Even legal drug dealers are carrying street cannons.  Also, what constitutes a suspicious package in KCK?, A paycheck envelope?

2.  Dead bodies are migrating south for the winter

3.  De’Vonta & Sequoya were arrested today for car wash jacking.  Those names are awesome. 

4.  This latest violent act in Blue Springs just shows that there is nowhere safe on the other side of the state line.

5.  You know we are in a recession when people are passing fake 20’s instead of hundreds.

6. Tracking dogs are being used to find McDonalds robbers in Shawnee.  Really?

7.  KCMO crook got run off by old woman in wheel chair.

8.  If you work on Prospect you should get combat pay.

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Miranda Kerr GQ

HAS THERE EVER BEEN A BIGGER DOUCHE BAG?

Why would someone have to disprove something that this douche bag says in a rant based on his feelings and emotions?  Keith Olberman and the 5 people that watch his show should be put on suicide watch.  Your chance at socialism just vanished.

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