Walmart - Mr. Ghetto " New Orleans Bounce "

Words cant describe the awesomeness of this video. LMAO.

Almost Daily Link Blast

Recipes, Wives and Sharapova.  What else do you need?

1.  Ever wonder what to do with that leftover breast milk?
2.  The best booze apps on the market.
3.  Oklahoma Joe's makes another top restaurant list.
4.  List of athletes dating/dated porn stars
5. 35 awesome pics of the 1927 flooding of the South
6.  Great collection of vintage beer cans.
7.  7 of the laziest employees in the world.
8.  The 10 Video game consultants that were never released.
9.  Taj Gibsons nutz in D Wades face.
10.  Maria Sharapova falls down (a photo story)
11.  Finally there is a guide out there for guys on how to pick out your multiple wives.
12.  30 Movie Sequels that you didn't know existed.  They made a Roadhouse 2? 

Jack Harry WTF

I think I just stumbled across the lamest thing to hit KC Media since Katie Horners Helmet comment.  "Jacks Smack" is nothing more than old uninteresting hack trying to remain relevant by stirring up controversy about nothing.  This idiot does the same thing when it comes to the Chiefs and Royals every year.  

Is this the best that local TV can gives us when it comes to sports? 

Big Hutch - Lord Have Mercy

Song starts at 2:15 This could be the track of the year.
This is the founder of Above The Law.

Pippa Middleton Topless?

How much are her topless pictures worth? 

KCMO ELITE ARE SCARED

What happens when black youth cross Troost in KCMO?  Liberal elitist panic and expose their true colors and try to rid their sacred Plaza area of the same people that they exploit for votes every year.

The KCMO liberal elite only want to associate with the black community when it benefits them.  You know, when they want to throw a fancy party and write it off as a "charitable event" or get their name mentioned in the media for being compassionate. 

These same douche bags will talk about the diversity that KCMO has compared to JOCO yet fail to realize that they live in one of the most segregated citys in the United States.  Think about it for just a minute, the elite in KCMO have put tan people in one section of the city, black in another, brown in another etc... and don't give a crap what happens in those areas (judging by the inability to protect and educate the residents). 

The Wire - Mo Murda

2 murders and it is only Wednesday.  Vegas odds makers have nothing on my ability to predict murders in the metro. 

1. When the headline to this story read "Johnson County" I couldn't believe it.  Then I saw that this topless WT whore did this in Gardner and well, it just kinda fit.  Gardner is our Raytown.
2.  There is no such thing as safety in numbers when you live in KCMO.  1 Dead East Side.
3.  General Store Robbery?  I hope Floyds Barber Shop is safe.
4.  East Side Problem Solver is a Revolver.  40 year old woman killed

Common - Southside

Once again the far right wing of the party makes fools of themselves.

Obama Bin Laden?

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

I am going out on a limb this year and predicting 2.5 bodies dropped a week this summer in KCK & KCMO. Anyone going to take the over on that number?

1.  Once again a Missouri resident comes into our county to rob us.  Can't we have some drones patrol our borders?
2.  Some psycho in Missouri killed a baby, stashed it in a duffel bag and then threw it in a pond. 
3.  You deserve to get busted if you try and rob a house in the middle of the freaking afternoon. 
4.  East side Grandma can cross "get shot in drive by" off her bucket list.
5.  KCMO residents show their class by trashing a famous statue.
6.  NKC criminals think that Dominos Pizza is a goldmine...
7.  Kansas Hospitals conduct groundbreaking research, Missouri Hospitals cook meth........

GHETTO BIRD

Almost Daily Link Blast

20 Links that you morons missed while I was taking a break. 

1.  This article should of been titled "7 types of KCMO neighbors/neighborhoods" 
2.  8 awesome grilled cheese sandwiches
3.  10 Disney Characters that got shafted by their Disney oppressors.
4.  The History of Mom Jeans.  As I have stated several times before, Mom Jeans are nothing more than a signal to the rest of the world that the woman wearing them has given up on life.
5.  12 great reasons to watch women's tennis 
6.  The 9 greatest fictional athletes. - They could of put up the last decade of Carl Petersons first round draft picks instead.
7.  R2D2 takes on Beer2D2
8.  10 Kids movies scarier than a naked picture of the Funkhousers.
9.  Chick-Fil-A might of finally come up with a reason for me to eat there.  Sweet Potato Fries!
10.  Since we are getting a Lego Land at Crown Center I thought you might want to know the Top 10 Lego Universe Items you should "own".

11.  What the Internet was like in the 90's.  WOW we sucked
12.  Erin Andrews turned 31.  
13.  Because secret passages are awesome.  TOP 10.
14.  Jennifer Lopez looks like an Oompa Loompa.  Nasty
15.  The new Fortune 500 list for 2011
16.  World military rankings 
17.  13 interesting ways to survive a flood
18.  It is true.  Super Mario Bros 3 is the best game ever made.  I remember playing this thing non stop when I got it for Christmas when I was a kid.
19.  7 Biggest Video Game System Flops of all time.  My Brother actually owned a Sega CD console and then went on to buy a Laser Disc Player.........
20.  25 reasons to watch women sports.

We Will Be Back Sunday

I thought about posting the past couple of days but held off.  Lets be honest, nobody is paying attention to anything other than the corpse of Bin Laden rotting in the gut of a shark in the Indian Ocean. 
Before I get back to posting Sunday I wanted to see if any of you had the same thoughts regarding the recent events.

1,  How pissed off do you think he was when he found out that the 100 virgins all looked like Nancy Pelosi?

2.  Was Leslie Neilson under cover at the Obama compound?

9MM DAVID BANNER - in honor of Bin Laden Getting dropped by one

BIN LADEN IS A CORPSE

GAME OVER