The Wire - Turkey Slows down murder

KC Killers take the Holiday weekend off to spend with family. Only 1 murder?  Could the city of turned the corner OR did Turkey make people sluggish in their killings?

1.  Note to all WT.  When robbing a "hotel", wear a mask and don't look directly into the freaking camera.
2.  Is it news when only one person is found murdered in the East Side or does it take multiple victims to get more coverage than this?
3.  Sex slave case in Missouri turns into BDSM "How to".
4.  Why would this guy press charges on his friend?  Sooooo he stabbed him, what's the big deal?
5.  Nothing sucks more than getting shot during a gun safety class.

Almost Daily Link Blast

I do this because your bloated post turkey fingers can't.

1.  25 things that straight guys think might make them gay.

2.  10 Things that Ireland does better than the United States
3.  How to Crack a WiFi Password
4.  10 everyday things banned in Saudi land.
5.  The Pretty Girl Paradox
6.  What the hell were these old timers thinking when they created these ads.
7.  10 best sports deals in history
8.   6 awesome Home Shopping accidents 
9.  Chicks that don't like porn have low self esteem.
10.  Facts about Larry Hagman 
11.  Pigs that dive are better to eat...

Be thankful Southern Johnson County

This month has been full of people on Facebook posting about how thankful they are for all the obvious crap.  Like we didn't know that you were thankful for your family etc..  Come on, nobody wants to read that crap.  

The good people of Southern Johnson County have a lot of reasons to be thankful for as a group.  Here are 17 to get you started.

1.  We aren't subsidizing 2 laughing stock pro sports teams.
2.  Our Eastside is Leawood.  Yeah I know the people in Leawood are douche bag wannabe frat guys and sorority girls BUT they don't shoot at us from the golf carts.
3.  Mobile homes are used by construction crews instead of primary housing for residents.
4.  Heritage Park > Swope Park
5.  Pools > Bacteria filled fountains
6.  It would take us over a decade to equal the number of murders that KCMO has in one year.
7.  Fairway, Merriam, Mission, Roeland Park serve as a great DMZ.
8.  "I'm Kyle James Bitch!" has never been said in our area by Kyle James.
9.  Overland Park Mayor never has to duck behind bushes at Town Center Plaza due to gunshots.
10.  We know that Toy Trains belong under the Christmas Tree not our streets.
11.  Not a single street named Cleaver (let alone 2).
12.  We don't take gondola rides on a creek filled with our feces.
13.  All of our Hipsters now live in KCMO and nowhere near us.
14.  Our hookers work out of hotels and not alleys
15.  The jackass's of Prairie Village  don't have quick highway access to our part of town.
16.  Working for food is what we do and not a sign that we hold.
17.  5.9% is our unemployment rate not our graduation rate

Media Idiot of the Day

JACK'S SMACK: It's not Romeo, it's not Pioli -- the constant for the Chiefs mess is Clark Hunt 

Thanks for that brilliant insight Jack.  Nobody ever would of thought of that 

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The Wire - Gobble Gobble

For those of you new to this blog "The Wire" is our compilation of metro crime stories and some commentary regarding the criminals, the location of the crime and the stupidity of their activities.   Over the past 5 years we have been the most accurate of any media resource in predicting the number of homicides that will be committed in the calendar year so yes we know what the hell we are talking about.

1.  Dead Pool on Shaggy Park Lane.. Sounds like a Scooby Doo episode doesn't it?
2.  American Inn guests who don't hear gunshots are missing out on the whole Blue Ridge experience.
3.  So your son grows up to be a wannabee mass murderer and all that you can say is "he was born different"?  Way to rep Missouri.
4.  You know that the are is going to hell when someone in GRAIN VALLEY gets shot.
5.  Quadruple play in KCK.  Pizza Hut shooting.
6.  If you rob a bank with a Pellet Gun then you almost have to be from Sugar Creek.  Silly inbreeds.
7.  One of the best places to get a Tamale in KC was shut down for simply storing a dead deer in the cooler.
8.  Nude video being used as blackmail of Springfield slut.
10.  Girl in KCK nearly gets raped and NOBODY is talking about it.

All Politics and No Play

Now that the election is over we will be returning back to regularly scheduled posting.

Selena Sheds Clothing after Disney

I think it is safe to say that Selena Gomez has shed her innocent Disney image.

PATRICK LEAHY PISSES ON PRIVACY

Senate bill rewrite lets feds read your e-mail without warrants | Politics and Law - CNET News 

Leahy's rewritten bill would allow more than 22 agencies -- including the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Federal Communications Commission -- to access Americans' e-mail, Google Docs files, Facebook wall posts, and Twitter direct messages without a search warrant. It also would give the FBI and Homeland Security more authority, in some circumstances, to gain full access to Internet accounts without notifying either the owner or a judge.

Patrick Leahy poses a major threat to the freedom of the people in this country.  If this jackass gets his way nobody in America will have any privacy.  Who doesn't use email, online docs etc?  This impacts EVERYONE.

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Kutt Calhoun - Strange $

Ohio and Pennsylvania, ENJOY

I hope the people of Ohio and Pennsylvania enjoy their new unemployment numbers. You jackass's are mainly responsible for this ass clowns reelection and nothing brings me more satisfaction than watching you get what you deserve.

Revenge? HAHAHAHAHAHA

A week after the election and all ready the crap is hitting the economic fan and the ones that are getting hurt the most are OBAMA SUPPORTERS.  We tried to tell you but you didn't listen and now your hours are getting cut, you are getting canned, benefits cut etc.. Just wait until your new vacation and sick time policies get released or how performance reviews are done.  I have spoken with over 50 business leaders in the midwest in the past week and NOBODY is planning on real employee expansion or increasing their perks to lure in employees.  

Your pain and agony is just beginning. Enjoy your Revenge douche bags.

1.  Denny's employees are always Republicans....

2.  1700 tech jobs slashed

3.  Election bought and paid for with Food Stamps.  

4.  Best and Brightest?  Hostess workers go on strike for job improvement will soon be unemployed.  Idiots.

5.  People overseeing the demise of the US education system donated to Obama.

6.  50 MILLION people now live in Poverty(but get free iphones etc.. from daddy Obama)

7.  P&G plans massive job cuts

8.  Papa Johns slashes and burns to remain profitable. Expect more fast food type places to do the same.

Travis Barker & Yelawolf - Whistle Dixie

International House of Filth

Woman was murdered to cover sexual assaults, authorities allege - KansasCity.com 

How many sex crimes have been committed in the metro area under the watchful eye of religious organizations?  These wonderful followers of god weren't happy with just sexually assaulting this woman, noooooo, they went ahead and murdered her as well.  What is it that is being taught at this Grandview cult and what is going on that we don't yet know about?  

Has anyone met a "normal" member of the International House of Prayer?

100 to 1 odds say that they had a Jesus fish on the car that they drove to murder her.

• IHOP IS DANGEROUS MEMBER VIDEO
• IHOP on women and sex.... WOW
• WOW