Best Mother's Day Links on the internet.

15 Links to help us all get an early start on celebrating Mothers Day this year.  

1.  The 20 Hottest Moms in the Sports World
2.  10 Famous TV Moms  - Woman's Day
3.  Mom Confessions - Mom Secrets - Parenting.com
4.  TLC Family "10 TV Moms We Secretly Want to Be" 
5.  Happy Mother's Day: Top 10 Mom-Related Autocorrect Fails » Damn You Auto Correct!
6.  TV’s Top 10 Most Ratchet Celebrity Moms [Photos] | Hot 107.9 Philly
7.  The Top 25 "Sexiest" Mothers Of Pop Stars
8.  Spanish Mothers Strip To Save School Bus; Sexy Calendar Moms Have Raised Thousands (VIDEO)
9.  25 Best Mom Confessions \ | The Stir
10.  50 Hottest TV Moms of All Time - Refined Guy
11.  Wondering What's on Dad's Mind? - Lifestyle - MSN CA
12.  What pregnant mothers wish fathers knew... ~ Almost a dad
13.  Mean Things Moms Sometimes Say To Dads When Frustrated
14.  How to pick up and land a MILF - MILFs - AskMen
15.  Mother's Day — History.com Articles, Video, Pictures and Facts

40 Links For Monday

I decided to quit posting on days that the weather doesn't match the season.  So snow in May, cold ass rain, sleet etc...  I hibernate.   Mother Nature is a mean bitch. 

To make up for that I have put together 40 links that should get you through your Monday

1.  7 Naughty Evolutionary Theories - Oddee.com  More interesting reading for you pervs
2.  10 Insane Facts About The Westboro Baptist Church - Listverse
3.  Women are being taught how to stalk people that they date online.  8 Commandments of Stalking Your Date Online 
4.  Tequila Roundup: Three Tequilas We’re Into | Mutineer Magazine
5. FISA Surveillance Applications Rose Slightly in 2012 - Secrecy News
6.  Apparently we have bad habits.  Who knew?  10 Totally disgusting man habits 
7.  Private Playgrounds: 13 Amazingly Fun Houses | WebUrbanist
8.  Think GI JOE Aircraft carrier - Top 5 Holy Grail Playset Toys of the 1980s | Popdose
9.  8 Excellent Instagram Mashups You Should Have Already Checked Out
10.  Beyonce Only Wants You To See Beyonce-Approved Photos of Beyonce - The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

11.  Vintage Tandy Computer Ads | Mental Floss
12.  13 Types Of Facebook Couples You Should Never Become - It is too late for most of you.
13.  12 Things You Didn't Know About Hard Cider | Food Republic
14.  25 Life Lessons From 25 Famous Sluts - Required reading for all Raytown chicks.
15. Alternatives to monogamy - Awesome infographic
16.  10 Things You Didn't Know About Foreplay - Required reading for lame Leawood husbands.
17.  100 Chrome Extensions That You Should Install - Lifehack
18.  One Marine's View: Marine experiences first enemy contact 
19.Discover the Full Story: What’s Below the Famous Russian Buildings | Bored Panda
20.  10 Sex Symbols For Nerds | Popdose

21.  TV Will Tear Us Apart: The Future of Political Polarization in American Media | Paleofuture
22.  Inmates Reviewing Prisons on Yelp |  - Pretty soon hookers will be reviewed on Yelp
23.  Askmen finally catches up with our reviews and interviews Pusha T.
24.  Michael Savage wins landmark case in federal court
25.  The 100 Most Interesting Websites – get addicted to ...
26.  The Implications of CISPA for Internet Hosting Companies | Top Cultured
27.  Lego Apologizes for Cat-Calling Sticker |  - Yahoo!
28.  Teen Orders Escort Off Craigslist, Gets iPad & Piggybank Stolen - I told you they needed Yelp reviews for whores.
29.  Autophagia refers to the condition of eating yourself… | Crazy Facts
30.  Cool Tools – Hack Your Own Adventure Tours

31.  Ten cities with the worst traffic 
32.  Google set to unveil subscriptions for specialist YouTube videos - FT.com
33.  8 Best-Paying Summer Jobs - Careers Articles
34.  Miley Cyrus tops Maxim Hot 100 list  | The Daily Caller
35.  22 Of The Coolest Places To Get Married In America 
36.  25 Mind-Blowing Things Science Can't Explain | Cracked.com
37.  Foodie Underground: Why do We Love Markets?
38.  American Muscle Cars - 10 Surprising Facts - Popular Mechanics
39.  12-Year-Old Model Citizen Calls Out Cop for Parking Illegally
40.  Arias Trial's Most Outrageous Moments: 50 Shades Of Jodi Arias

Almost Daily Link Blast

I hope to see you all at the KC Zoo this weekend!  

1.  Just in time for Spring - How to have sex in a car.

2.  The Internet in 2015 (infographic).  We will still be here but 90% of the local bloggers wont.
3.  8 most common sex dreams decoded.
4.  10 Craft Beers that are now in Cans.
5.  The 10 most unusual websites according to Oddee  Cousincouples.com is an actual site
6.  50 Shades Generator.  Terrible site
7.  Rock-Paper-Scissors-Spock is now an actual game
8.  10 worst Men's hairstyles in History - You can actually still see these in Olathe
9.  Archiving the Internet one closed down service at a time.
10.  Twisted Tales of Sex gone bad (infographic)
11.  430 lb woman robs bank with Sauce Bomb.

Almost Daily Link Blast - Back Again.

Because trying to blog during the NCAA tournament is almost impossible

1.  20 interesting quirks regarding politics in America 
2.  20 Greatest moments in Kiss Cam History
3.  8 crappy animal creations
4.  13 most evil US government experiments on humans.
5.  WT Haircut will get your kid kicked out of school
6.  19 Oddest things in Europe that Americans encounter.
7.  The new Captain America movie is finally filming.
8.  3 Ways to get out of the doghouse with the wife. 
9.  It's gotta be the Shoes. Michael Jordan 50
10.  The 2013 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Bikini shoot is done....
11.  Indoor skydiving

Almost Daily Link Blast

Links that are better than anything you read today

1.  28 TV shows canceled after one show.

2.  How to get rid of your psycho ex on Facebook forever
3.  What your hangover says about you.  Other than you probably made an ass of yourself the night before.
4.  Carrie Fisher will return as a senior citizen in the new Star Wars.
5.  10 coolest roads NOT on GOOGLE street view
6.  Teenagers have always dressed like crap.  Here is a decade by decade breakdown.
7.  Yes Olathe, there is such thing as Cowboy College
8.  Ralph Machio is now the same age as Pat Morita in the Karate Kid.  Makes you feel young and full of life doesn't it?
9.  Free Krispy Kreme on March 10th
10.  Steve Caballero, nuf said
11.  Just in time to fight off Obama Drones.
12.  Best Car Ever!
13.  10 reasons the 18th century kicked ass....

Blizzpocalypse KC link Blast

The best links available today to get you through your upcoming snow days.

1.  Overland Park Traffic Cams - Enjoy watching people sit in 3 hour backups from the comfort of your home.

2.  Kansas Road Conditions - For those of you that can't look out your window and see you are screwed on your own.

3.  Want to escape the KC Area try these sites - Trippy, Trover, TripTuner, Wanderfly, Gogobot.
4.  Performance Enhancing Drugs for Writers
5. 16 Hairstyles Women hate on men.  
6.  12 worst Supermarkets in America
7.  5 best  small towns for lovers of live music
8.  An attempt to refurbish a dying shopping mall.  Should OP pay attention?
9.  7 Things every MAN must do in Vegas.
10.  Just in time for 2013 - How to talk on a CB Radio
11.  10 Sex Confessions From Moms.
12.  10 Bizarre Crimes of 2012
13.  Best Drunk Foods!
14.  10 Quarantine Islands.  Extremely interesting
15.  12 Interesting Abandoned Pools

Almost Daily Link Blast

Back from the depths of hell (kinda) and almost pain free.  Enjoy the links I picked out today while on 20 mgs of vicodin...... 

1.  How to build the perfect nachos.   

2.  JJ Abrams will make a Star Trek 3.

3. Meet the squid that can fly 100 feet. 

4.  Top 10 Hacks to automate your life.

5.  The evolution of the Corvette 

6. 8 amazing train wrecks. 

7.  Marvel-DC Mashup Characters. 

8.  Top 100 secrets of High Achievers. 

9.  7 rules of cheap gaming 

10.  Top 10 worst pick up lines

11.  Death Star Lollipops

12.  Hot Chicks have less casual sex. 

13.  Cowboy Coffee is a real thing

Almost Daily Link Blast

Sorry about the lack of posting this week.  I have been down for the count with a pretty painful illness.  I am still not 100% but I am not completely doped up on pain killers right now.  So........

1.  500k or a Panasonic (152 inch TV)?  When was the last time anyone bought Panasonic anything?

2.  Urinal Etiquette for you idiots  

3.  Ultimate Super Bowl Party Guide (infographic)

4.  How to avoid being tracked online.  Important Read

5.  Map of every underwater internet cable in the world.  Interesting Read.

6.  Cheese Lover website. 

7.  The Psychology of the internet troll.  Every blogger must read this lol.

8.  Poisoned Vagina used to try and kill husband. 

9.  Kick ass science fiction playground equipment

10.  28 parents that are trolls at heart

11.  How to delete yourself from the inernet

12.  Retro showcase of snow vehicles 

Almost Daily Link Blast

The following links were brought to you by the Letter O and the Number 11

1.  Beyonce's singing is as real as her hair. 
2.  10 Biggest Facebook flops of all time.
3.  4 Types of women in the office that never cease to amaze you.  Good READ!
4.  Male Nurse has his way with Female Corpse in Los Angles.
5.  20 of the strangest hotels in the world.
6.  How to tell if she is good in bed before you sleep with her.
7.  3 Types of shits that you might be taking.  EWw
8.  10 Amazing Underground cities. 

Almost Daily Link Blast

It is impossible to blog during the holidays so why even bother right?  

1.  Top 8 moments in social media for 2012.  

2.  10 best Google Chrome extensions of 2012.  If you aren't using Chrome by now then you are completely clueless. 

3.  20 Awesome Tree Houses that are actually houses. 

4.  YES!!!!!!!!! Clerks 3 is in the works.

5.  5 deadliest places for Journalists.  MSNBC should do a live broadcast from these places. 

6.  10 Drinks you need to get through 2012. 

7.  Bar Rescue is returning for a 3rd season

8.  Olympic Whore 

9.  The Guinness Storehouse 

10.  Conspiracy Theorist believe that Newtowm massacre was staged by Obama.  WTF.  

11.  Religious extremist blame minor for her rape because she is "evil".  

12. Nick Saban's daughter is hotter than his QB's Girlfriend. 

13.  Your government believes that immigration is the biggest threat to America.  Really Obama?

14.  Piers Morgan hates Americans

Almost Christmas Link Blast

This is my 2nd to last post of the year.  Next post will be my "Worst of Kansas City" list.  

1.  NORAD vs. GOOGLE - Santa Tracker showdown
2.  Irish Christmas Traditions - Yes we do exist outside of March.
3.  10 Funny as hell Letters to Santa.
4.  Give the Gift of Sex for Christmas
5.  The Story behind the Elf on the Shelf.Mou
6.  Timeline of Top selling Christmas Gifts.
7.  Northpole.com - No it's not a strip club
8.  The Ultimate Christmas Tree - Overland Park, Ks.
9.  It's not Christmas without Mr. Hanky.
10.  Emmet Otter is a Christmas classic.
11.  Amazing Christmas Lights
12.  Sexy and I know it Christmas Lights AWEOME
13.  Rocky Mountain Christmas House.
14.  Disney's Christmas celebration has over 200k in lights.

Almost Daily Link Blast

I scrapped all scheduled posts this weekend because it didn't feel right being sarcastic when bodies of 1st graders were laying motionless in a classroom in Ct.  

BUT back to business. 

1.  Rick Ross is as real as Santa Clause. 
2.  Cosmo provides a service for women and reviews ummm Sex toys...
3.  5 Must Make Cocktails this Christmas
4.  Pick up your Hipster Starter Kit today
5.  12 Awesome Coke Vending Machines
6.  How to get Free Stuff
7.  Internet Porn Makes you Forgetful
8.  25 Ugliest Buildings in the world
9.   SWAT online has the gear you need to survive in 2013
10.  10 Epic Tech Gadget Failures

Almost Daily Link Blast

11 links for KCMO residents to read when they get  internet access at the library.

1.  Gaming sales are down - Probably because those that buy them are out of work YA THINK.

2.  Top 10 Geeky media Franchises 

3.  Your wife has had better sex with someone other than you.

4.  Tis da Season to attack lesbian TV Hosts - You would think the RELIGIOUS RIGHT would have something better to do during CHRISTMAS.

5.  11 Kick ass small houses. 

6.  6 Goriest rituals on earth. 

7.  10 Coolest Office locations of 2012

8.  10 Geeks that Geeks think you should know

9.  Top 3 scary and weirdest collection on the planet.

10.  12 Best Print ads of 2012

11.  Rick Ross is a bitch.  

Almost Daily Link Blast

I do this because your bloated post turkey fingers can't.

1.  25 things that straight guys think might make them gay.

2.  10 Things that Ireland does better than the United States
3.  How to Crack a WiFi Password
4.  10 everyday things banned in Saudi land.
5.  The Pretty Girl Paradox
6.  What the hell were these old timers thinking when they created these ads.
7.  10 best sports deals in history
8.   6 awesome Home Shopping accidents 
9.  Chicks that don't like porn have low self esteem.
10.  Facts about Larry Hagman 
11.  Pigs that dive are better to eat...

Almost Daily Link Blast

17 links to take your mind off of this crappy week.  

1.  15 Water Worlds to live on.
2.  An open letter to people that are too Freaking stupid to piss right.
3.  Male Gym Teacher had sex with 15 year old female student HUNDREDS OF TIMES.  WTF
4.  Infomercial characters that suck at living.

5.  The 9 scariest attractions on the planet - "Zombie Mall"?
6.  Top 10 exposed Intelligence Operations.
7.  Jihadist Webmaster tactics (very similar to the DNC site)
8.  Black Ops 2 Prestige Emblems are out.
9.  People actually think that Youtube is making us smarter.
10.  Obama's policies are so bad that even the Big Mac is struggling.
11.  Singapore is the new Las Vegas
12.  "make science your servant" Awesome ad from 1946
13.  5 US cities that were destroyed and rebuilt
14.  Abandoned Suitcases Reveal Private Lives of Insane Asylum Patients
15.  20 pictures to remind you just how much the 90's sucked.
16.  50 things every sports fan should know how to do besides dealing with crappy Kansas city teams.
17.  Top 25 Urban Legends still being told.

SANDY LINK BLAST

If this storm were to hit the Midwest Not a single F*** would be given.

But for those of you looking for something to do/watch now that the World Series is over.......

• Hurricane Sandy AC on USTREAM: For complete coverage of Hurricane Sandy visit  Live video stream of Atlantic City. 
• Merchants Square Webcam : The Colonial Williamsburg Official History Site 
• CHARTWeb Live Traffic in Flash Streaming Format Video Page 
• EarthCam - Statue of Liberty TorchCam 
• ReadWrite – Hurricane Sandy vs. The Internet: What's In The Path Of Frankenstorm 
• Daily Dot | Ranking Twitter's Frankenstorm parody accounts 
• Blog Articles By Category | FEMA.gov
• Yes, Hurricane Sandy has a Facebook Page
• Be sure to Checkin on Foursquare for Frankenstorm
• Reddit wont be outdone with its Hurricane Sandy subreddit 
• Sandy knock out your Cable TV?  No problem Listen to Jack Benny's Halloween special
• 5 Survival Tips for Hurricane Sandy - AskMen 
• Resident Warns People Will Be ‘Fighting In The Streets’ For Gas, Food In Sandy Wake « CBS Connecticut 
• Crane Collapses From Building Under Construction In Midtown « CBS New York 
• Gangs Plan Hurricane Looting Spree Via Twitter Alex Jones' Infowars: There's a war on for your mind! 

Almost Daily Link Blast

10 Links guaranteed to bring joy to your otherwise useless existence 

1.  Slut Fluke proves that being a slut doesn't make you popular.  10 people come to see the moustached one speak about aborting babies and getting free condoms.

2.  Michelle Obama takes some big craps.
3.  10 tastefully slutty Halloween costumes for women.
4.  10 most evil people in the bible
5.  @voiceofmerrill discusses slutty halloween costumes that shouldn't be worn at office parties.
6.  10 sexist products that you can actually buy.  Perfect gift for the Obama supporter you know.
7.  8 Phone calls that most people ignore.
8.  24 Awesome caves to explore
9.  50 years of Bond Cars
10.  "what a young man should know" 1933

Almost Daily LInk Blast

15 links that you need to look at right now damn it.

1.  7 reasons NOT to get on Facebook when Drunk.
2.  25 Things you shouldn't buy at the Grocery Store
3.  Finally, the Jay & Silent Bob drinking game.
4.  Comic Book Men Season 2 is about to start.
5.  15 awesome looking libraries
6.   30 years of memories (good and bad) of the Compact Disc
7.  When you are too fat for............  9 hillarious stories.
8.  10 facts that you didn't know about our Oceans
9.  6 Reasons to keep hydrated
10.  Top 10 perverts of all time
11.  How to cancel cable and not miss a beat.
12.  16 Things that make a good slut (that women want to know)
13.  Ghost Towns of the Pacific Northwest
14.  10 Beers that you should drink this Fall
15. 100 Best Tech Toys for all ages.

Almost Daily Link Blast - Keeping it Local

The fact that these are the 10 most interesting stories that I could find regarding the metro shows how pathetic our area is.  

1.  The chances of getting killed by a drunk driver in Lenexa just went up now that they seized 2700 lbs of weed.
2.  The metro changes bus routes and not 1 person gave a F***
3.  Remember Baby Lisa?  That investigation is going stellar
4.  Todd Akin points out the obvious - Claire McCaskil isn't very lady like. He must of meant her looks.
5.  KCMO PD brags about taking 30 years to solve a case.  
6.  Tongie Trailer Trash is just fun to say. Rot in Hell Pedo!
7.  41 year old Joco woman MIGHT be the worst criminal in history.
8.  KCK Rappers go 2pac and Biggie
9.  The people that have been on the Cliff Drive committee might be the only group worst than the KCMO School Board.
10. KC Bizz Journal is now covering how appealling guys packages are...

Almost Daily Link Blast

"The Mot*** F****** Saga Continues"

 In the words of the poets from Compton, CA  

1. @voiceofmerrill discusses the pros and cons of drinking from your ass.
2.  Ramen Rater is real and does exactly what it says.  Enjoy you Broke bastards.
3.  Can Men and Women be "just friends"?  Yeah right!
4.  $460,000 for a bottle of whiskey?  What pretentious prick would buy that?
5.  10 Tips on how to get a job from KCMO residents.
6.  Should men quit Facebook?  Not that any actually would.
7.  15 greatest Nickelodeon Shows of the 90's.  Double Dare!
8.  The 2013 Good Pub Guide is out.
9.  5 AWESOME MIDGETS
10.  How to remove crappy Instagram Filters
11.  6 annoying things you pricks do on the Office Elevator. 
12.  10 facts about flirting that you didn't know
13.  10 Tricks on how to sell your crap and make some money.
14.  Infographic - Every Apple Computer Ever Made
15.  These are the toys that your spoiled brats will want for Christmas this year.
16.  Infographic - History of Halloween.
17.  ESPN goes Twitter in their new News Feed.
18.  Why Psychotic Women are great in bed.
19.  12 Things Women want in Bed besides more Pillows.
20.  Check out Guy Crap on Tumblr for more